To start the morning off RIGHT:

Hey, does anyone remember a news anchor talking about a dude who climbed Mount Everest, and then added: "BUT, he's GAY!" by accident?

This is sort of similar, only funnier. To me.

Oh, Freudian Slips. How hard you make the ghey life.

And now Mister... Mister... Tits Pervert! Tits Pervert! Fitzherbert.