I... do not have words at all. Like, brain is not functioning. This was just -- I kept reading too fast because it was SO FUCKING GOOD and then I'd have to skip back and reread a paragraph or three because I got ~overexcited. HOW DID I NOT REALIZE MY LIFE WAS EMPTY WITHOUT GIRL!FRANK/JAMIA. HOW.
I love how girl!Frank is the exact same obnoxious hotass as guy!Frank and how Jamia is totally hot and a total failboat at the same time. BEST STRIPTEASE. Literal stripper heels. GARTER BELT. Frankie jerking off (jilling?) while Jamia strips is just. Like. This will sound ridiculous, but it just NEVER OCCURRED TO ME, after all the porn I've read of guys jerking off while they watch someone strip, that HELLO GIRLS COULD DO THAT TOO. Frankie jerking off = hottest jerking off.
Ugh and they're both so playful and so turned on and the DESPERATION is so hot, and the collapse into sheer ridiculousness at the end is PERFECT. A+, you, I hope you feel TERRIFIC about your life and your choices.
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I... do not have words at all. Like, brain is not functioning. This was just -- I kept reading too fast because it was SO FUCKING GOOD and then I'd have to skip back and reread a paragraph or three because I got ~overexcited. HOW DID I NOT REALIZE MY LIFE WAS EMPTY WITHOUT GIRL!FRANK/JAMIA. HOW.
I love how girl!Frank is the exact same obnoxious hotass as guy!Frank and how Jamia is totally hot and a total failboat at the same time. BEST STRIPTEASE. Literal stripper heels. GARTER BELT. Frankie jerking off (jilling?) while Jamia strips is just. Like. This will sound ridiculous, but it just NEVER OCCURRED TO ME, after all the porn I've read of guys jerking off while they watch someone strip, that HELLO GIRLS COULD DO THAT TOO. Frankie jerking off = hottest jerking off.
Ugh and they're both so playful and so turned on and the DESPERATION is so hot, and the collapse into sheer ridiculousness at the end is PERFECT. A+, you, I hope you feel TERRIFIC about your life and your choices.