I'm sorry that you're an angry pig. If it helps at all, you are my FAVORITE angry pig. Seriously, I can't even tell you how happy I am that we're friends. I just adore you, and I think that you're hands-down one of the funniest, smartest, most talented people I know. I love how EASY it was to fall into friendship and talk about boys and sex toys and PORN, but most of all, I just love YOU.