DEAR MISTER BALLS THE SIXTH, I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS YOU
no I can't keep that up the whole time sorry but INSTEAD I'm going to get weird and heartfelt, but I'm super incredibly glad to know you and I think your presence brings light into the world, and even though we haven't really known each other that long I already think of you very much as My Friend Charlie, and I am excited to get to know you even better and hang out with you even more in our weird little hateful corner of the internet xoxoxoxox