You were one of the first friends I made through mdzs fandom and I am so, so glad, both for that and for that we're still friends now this year-and-some later. I say this with the deepest possible admiration: you are absolutely unhinged and I love that for you. Just like, damn, there goes Kaz tweeting about catboy balls again, good for him.

Love you. I wish you every success in life.