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mrsronweasley) wrote2004-05-26 12:43 am
mrsronweasley) wrote2004-05-26 12:43 am
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You know, just hypothetically speaking, if anybody were to ask me what my perfect girlfriend would look like, I'd show them this picture. I think I'm in love. I really really do. Help me. Now, please. *whimpers*
Oh, and you are a sick fuck, you know that? I'll get back to you on that one. *tries very very hard to suspend her disbelief*
Anybody know that STUPID goddamn commercial for Crest White Effects, or something, where a beautiful woman walks into a cafe with a huge smile on her face, and her friends go "Ohhh! You're in love! Look at the smile!" And she goes "Uh! There's no guy!" and they all go "WHATEVER!" because, you know, the only time a woman can smile so widely and beautifully is if there's a GUY there, just waiting to sweep her off her feet!
Now, I am not a militant feminist. I'm a realist, and I happen to think every now and then (gasp!). I remember that my smile around this time last year was huger than hers, and it had nothing to do with a man who wanted to sweep me off my feet. Besides which, why does it have to be a guy? Hmmm? What if she just had a great time with a friend? What if she just got really hot lesbian action? What if she just got a book contract? What if she'd just been promoted? What if she'd just, basically, succeeded in something?
Basically, commercials are evil, and they work on the basis that people just don't THINK, or don't care what the hell goes into their heads, and you know what? It works.
GAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, but Bravo's TV Revolution is on. It's the "out of the closet" episode. Woohoo!
Have I mentioned that vacation is a beautiful, beautiful thing?
Oh, and you are a sick fuck, you know that? I'll get back to you on that one. *tries very very hard to suspend her disbelief*
Anybody know that STUPID goddamn commercial for Crest White Effects, or something, where a beautiful woman walks into a cafe with a huge smile on her face, and her friends go "Ohhh! You're in love! Look at the smile!" And she goes "Uh! There's no guy!" and they all go "WHATEVER!" because, you know, the only time a woman can smile so widely and beautifully is if there's a GUY there, just waiting to sweep her off her feet!
Now, I am not a militant feminist. I'm a realist, and I happen to think every now and then (gasp!). I remember that my smile around this time last year was huger than hers, and it had nothing to do with a man who wanted to sweep me off my feet. Besides which, why does it have to be a guy? Hmmm? What if she just had a great time with a friend? What if she just got really hot lesbian action? What if she just got a book contract? What if she'd just been promoted? What if she'd just, basically, succeeded in something?
Basically, commercials are evil, and they work on the basis that people just don't THINK, or don't care what the hell goes into their heads, and you know what? It works.
GAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, but Bravo's TV Revolution is on. It's the "out of the closet" episode. Woohoo!
Have I mentioned that vacation is a beautiful, beautiful thing?