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[mrsronweasley]

Well, now that the excitement has sort of died down...well, kind of. Ah, heck, I'm sure there are still private celebrations going on, complete with bottles of wine, locked doors, and director's cuts of the third chapter. (Gotta love the SBRL list! *sniffs*)

Ahhhh...truly, a day of rejoicing. If this is the sort of reaction we have for the third chapter (which, honestly, was SO worth it, holy SHIT!), I can only imagine what the fifth...book...will do. Actually, not yet. It's a rather scary prospect. I'll hold off on that. For now, I'll look for Chapter 4 of "TUW", "Fearless Business", or anything else by Canis.

And now, a few silly letters, just for fun...

Dear Kettle,

You are the skankiest piece of appliance
I have ever seen. Please try not to build
up so much limestone at a time. If you
pretend to be nice, I will pretend that I
don't have so much crud in my tea. Also,
know that the only reason I use you is to
feed my addiction.

Grudgingly yours,
Liz

~*~

Dear Navel,

You are cool. I like you a lot. I
promise to clean you and take care of
you. Could you please return the favor
and not get infected?

Thank you.
Metally yours,
Liz

~*~

Dear Room,

I appreciate the fact that I have
to clean you. Please realize that
mine is a lazy arse, and it will take
it a bit longer than usual to get
around to you. Just a notice.

messily yours,
Liz

~*~

Dear Clamp That Closes My Window,

I hate you more than bad fiction itself. I don't
think I can ever forive you for this. Thanks to
you my beads are now scattered all over the floor.
My belly button is going to keel over and die from
what I will have to do it by going down on all fours
underneath the table and picking the tiny things up
one by one. You suck.

Never yours,
Liz

~*~

Dear Bead Shop People,

You suck, too. Don't take me, see if I care.

painfully not yours,
Liz

~*~

Dear H&L,

You ROX my world. I love you.

howlingly yours,
Liz

~*~*~

So, have you ever wondered just how much your parents have fucked you up? Have you ever been willing to admit it? Alice Miller's "The Drama of Children". All I'm saying.

Over and out and off to read Chapter 3 just one more time...




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