So, you wanna know what kinda sucks? Aside from... everything else? Which sucks less because you rock and I had food?

Our computer (work) is telling us we've got a different quantity of inventory than we can find. Meaning, it's telling us we've got more than we can find. Which, if it was just a few things here and there, would be fine, but we can't find things, like, daily. And these are things we purposely hand counted too.

This leads us to the as-of-yet unspoken conclusion that these things are going missing. And since they don't grow legs and walk off by themselves...

You can imagine how happy David is.