Oh, the first time I discovered Bengay...my life has felt more fulfilled, eversince. (Also...Ben...gay...Benton...is...gay... It's just as amusing as Bent on Benton. Or Bent(on) Fraser. I'm five, I really am.)

And now I'm just trying to picture someone necking themself and OW.

Oh, seriously. My back and neck hurt enough as it is, and trying to suck on my own neck right now sounds like torture...