Turtles! Ray and turtles! Ray and kidlet! That's so cute! I totally want to snuggle them both. And the Turnbull one is fucking hilarious because it's so totally what he's like. (I especially liked "he could be bleeding out of his head" as being very Turnbull-y.) Hee.

And now I think many, many, many people need to write Academy stories because omg.