You wrote turtle fic! And oh, it's a box turtle. I used to have a box turtle, it showed up once every year or so down by our creek.

and then he lifted the small tank with his new turtle and felt his cheeks lifting in a grin. "Hey there, little fella. I'm Ray. We'll be good for each other, yeah?" He was sounding like that chick over there, with the nice ass. Time to grow some.

And the butterflies in his stomach! Oh, you have made me so very happy. :D