Guessing game.

[mrsronweasley]

So, I was just having breakfast (NO WORK TODAY, HA!) and reading an article in a magazine.

If I take out some information, will you be able to guess who this was about?

[Blankety Blank] is a man of many talents. The writer, director, producer and - of course - butt-kicking film star also plays and drums on his latest album, [Blankety Blank]. But he's proudest of his guitar skills. "You can't find another actor who can play guitar as good as me," he boasts. "Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russel Crowe, Kevin Costner - they're not even in my universe." His blues album features guest appearances by Bo Diddley and Pinetop Perkins as well as some new [Blankety Blank] tunes, including one that ends with the lines: "I told her I can't have no more sass/And from now on, she can talk to my ass." At least he's not bragging about his lyrics.

The answer, of course, is Steven Seagal.

Why, who did YOU think?..


And today I hope will be a productive day. So, I'm going to sit here and write until my fingers bleed this afternoon or so, and then, I will do grad school stuff.

Yes. On with the show.