SGA, 3x19, "Vengeance" - in caps.

[mrsronweasley]

Dear John Sheppard,

You are GAY.



GAY, GAY, GAY.



And you are PRETTY. Very, very pretty.



So, I say, YES! Just stand there! Stand there, LEAN against the door like a big, gay, leaning thing! And wince in sympathy, as your boyfriend gets battered by your fuck-buddy.



Because you are so very. VERY. PRETTY.



Dear Ronon:



Don't ever change.

Dear Rodney:



No words.

In any case.

This was a very PRETTY episode. It was also pretty fucking terrifying, actually, and I TOTALLY CALLED MICHAEL. Mostly because Adam was, like, "it was awesome! And they do a really good job of making you forget a character!" So, I spent the entire day at work trying to figure out who the person could be and CALLED IT. *wins*

Anyway.

So, they go to investigate what happened to the mumble "Inferno" people (sorry, the mumble is to cover up the fact that I forgot their name). And find Scary Underground Tunnels and no people in sight.

BOYS!



They follow A Lifesign.

BOYS!



One boy:



Two boy:



And SHIT THEY FOUND A BUG.



Lifesign gets closer! OH NOES! They ready. (I LOVE how they're facing inwards here, like a...triangle, or something. It looks cool.)



Differently paired boys!



Hot Boy With Gun:



Sheppard on his knees. OF A KIND. (I couldn't resist.)



Love-tap and sign! I mean. Rodney points.



BOYS! (I was SO GLAD to see them actually interacting in this. Maybe TPTB got over their minor freak-out of "OH NOES THIS SEASON WAS SO GAY MUST STOP!" Of course, they never really stopped. I mean, enter Ronon = sex explodes all over the place.)



Fighting about the Alien movies. No, really. Now? Are you SURE?



Ronon. He is Not Impressed.



Through the smoke...



Please to make out now. Arguing. John agrees with Rodney. (A lot.) Ronon not happy.



Team!



Boys!



Sorry. Flyboy. Had to do it.



Ronon's FACE, I LOVE HIM.



I'm sorry about the total objectification of strapped-down Teyla that follows. I had no control over myself. I mean, she was right there. Teyla. Boobs. Teyla's boobs. Can ANYONE say no?







(Nnnngh.)

Team to the rescue! (Having already rescued Ronon and Rodney. \o/)



Fucked.



Ronon gives John the what-for. AND I AM SO WITH HIM. GOD! They fucked up in a BAD way. And Ronon? Ronon's PISSED.



John's trying to work around that.



Rodney looks pretty.



Teyla is...Teyla. Beautiful and to the point.



John is really fucked.



Hello, there, cowboy!



Worried for his boyfriend. Aww, bless.



Okay, so he's supposed to be sarcastic and mean here (and he was) but what always strikes me about Joe Flanigan is that, no matter what, his eyes just look so...soft and kind. Gah. I mean, that was not a soft and kind moment. And he didn't look soft and kind. He was pissed off, scared, and vaguely psychotic. But in this still, his eyes look stunning.



Unfortunately, this is where my file endeth. No, really. I had a disc with the HD version, but it wouldn't play on my computer. I had to finish it on my parents', and therefore couldn't cap. Sadness!

Overall, though - HURRAH for Ronon being right, and being there, and fucking being RONON. I'm so glad they did that. So very, very glad.

John and Rodney interacting - oh, I was a happy girl. And the fact that John's first instinct was always to go "Rodney?" or "Rodney" was, well. Made me all gleeful. (Also, in the beginning, when Rodney's, uh, training with Ronon, the dynamic between him and Sheppard - I don't know. It felt comfortable and familiar. I liked it. It was cute.)

Elizabeth in the end - yeah, I'm glad it's finally HITTING her. Sorry, but the whole Michael storyline pissed me right the fuck off, so I'm glad they just got bit in the ass in a big ol' way. I felt for Michael, I really did. I mean, he's psychotic, but understandably so. They were completely in the wrong from the word 'retrovirus.'

Teyla being part of the team, not just hanging around - THAT made me happy. And the fact that she got snatched - I really do see that as Michael's conscious choice. Also, they had to rescue Sheppard last week - it works! It does! (And she called out for Ronon first. (Right?) And that made me...uhm, happy in a relieved sort of way? I dunno. We'll see.)

Although, the dialogue between Sheppard and Michael, from "Well, you've seen me" to "Give me the control crystals for the DHD" was horrendous. And you could tell that JF agreed. I winced on his behalf.

Overall, though, it was freaky and scary and I liked it. So, yay!

But, damn, were they all looking good here, or what? Joe Flanigan looked younger and less tired than in the last few episodes, which is yay (as is the black shirt that we've all come to love and lust after), and did I mention Teyla's cleavage? 'Cause. Mmmm. And Ronon's...everything. And Rodney's adorableness and go-to-it-ness.

Oh, team. They need to have lots and lots of team sex, with dildos and strap-ons, I say. Good times.