On Nutella and Other Nuts. Er.

[mrsronweasley]

So, I have found my city of worship. I shall make a Mecca there. Many thanks to soupytwist for finding it for me. So, what will happen is that I shall go through the south, first to Big Buoge Homo, Mississippi, then Cumming, Georgia and finally get to Gay Head, Massachusetts. I promise to send postcards. I'd also love to take a journey to Fuxing, China, but it's a bit out of my reach at the moment.

So, got the essay back (the one that I actually managed to do before getting sick) and out of the possible 70-75 got a 68. That's an equivalent of an "A", so am a rather happy camper at the moment. Even though I still think it was a crap essay, but whatever. This is the professor that's convinced that I'm smart no matter what shit comes out of my mouth. Telling you - blind faith. It's rather amusing when it's directed at you.

~*~

So, a conversation I had earlier with Katie-poo:

(context: looking at a website that, among other things, lists the types of lube used by gay man)

Me: Butter, huh? I wonder if chocolate spread works...
Katie: Gives a whole new meaning to Nutella.
Me: I love you.

~*~

So, tonight IS the night, as it turns out. firelocks - like I said, dude. I expect a full report on the Brilliant Author Man. Put in a good word, too, while you're at it. ;)

Random thought: it is SO weird to be listening to a Russian band and writing in English at the same time. Definitely takes a bit of adjusting on my part. Mmm, I've missed this CD, though... zsenya, I don't remember if I asked you this, but have you ever heard "Krematoriy"? They're really fucking good. I actually saw them in NYC a couple of years back, it was awesome. They've been around for a while, since Kino and DDT and all them people.

And I made a Good Dinner today, which is something that hasn't happened in a while. Roasted potatoes and chicken with garlic...mmmm... And I've got left-overs. Life is good.



Full Name: Yelizaveta Yakovlevna ------
Sex: Girl.
Screen Name: Pennames: Mrs. Ron Weasley, Arianrhod
Meaning: I like Ron, and a Welsh Goddess of Fertility that also has something to do with the Moon. Of course.
Pets: Sadly, none. If I had my own computer, that would be it.
Height: TEENY, as voxmaille exclaimed yesterday. I’m 5’1.
Hair Color: Right now, black. Natural - medium to dark brown.
Eye Color: Hazel
Writing Hand: Lefty, and damn proud of it. (Jack the Ripper was a lefty, apparently. I have questionable company.)

BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: chewing on my much abused lip, fidgeting.
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Hell, yes. I taught myself. My left one is much easier to do than the right one, though.
Can you blow smoke rings? Nope, never tried, probably never will.

CLOTHES
What goes on first, bra or underwear? Depends on how awake I am.
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? Ummm, several times...
Pajamas: Big t-shirt, sometimes pajama bottoms, when it's extra cold

FOOD
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? Wind, and then cut when get really really frustrated.
Have you ever eaten Spam? Not to my knowledge, no.
Favorite Ice Cream? Mmmm, peanut butter and chocolate with chocolate chunks...
How many cereals in your cabinet? None.
What's your favorite beverage? Earl Grey
What's your favorite restaurant? Errr... I can’t even remember at this point, I haven’t been out in so long.
What utensils do you use to eat pizza? Fingers.

GROOMING
How long does your shower last? ten-fifteen minutes, usually.
Hair drying method? Just air.
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Yes. Used to dye it reddish, now it’s black.
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink it? Oh, probably...
Would you rather have genital herpes or be 50 lbs. overweight? Overweight, thank you very much. Like prettyannamoon said - at least you can lose that.

MANNERS
Do you swear? All the time.
Do you ever spit? Not unless there’s something icky in my mouth.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Animal: Panther
Food: Cheeeeeese
Month: April/May
Day: Friday
Cartoon: “Karlson” (Russian)
Flower: Lilies
Subject in school: Oh, English, probably.
Colors: Blood red, purple, black
Body part on the opposite sex: Hipbone. Hipbone. Hipbone. Legs. Oh, hell, then there's wrists, necks, and... *sigh*
TV show: Back when I actually watched TV, “Law & Order”
Holiday: March 8, International Women’s Day (which is actually a DAY OFF in Russia, thank you very much)
Book: At Swim, Two Boys by Jamie O’Neill
Vacationing Spot: Couch
Thing To Do In The summer: RELAX, read outside
Thing To Do In The fall: Go into denial that yet another school year has started.
Thing To Do In The winter: Drink lots and lots of tea and not sweat.

IN AND AROUND
The CD Player: Krematorii
Ever taken a cab? Yep.
What color is your bedroom? Beige, university-painted.
Do you use an alarm clock? YES. I'd sleep through my life otherwise.
Name one thing you are fascinated with: Human sexuality
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? Sadly, no.

LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? Stomach, but also side since I had to be creative when I pierced my belly button.
What kind of bed do you like? Fluffy and warm.
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? No, a sheet. But I keep a comforter nearby.
Do you snore? No
Do you sleepwalk? Nope
Do you talk in your sleep? According to my sister I once said “just leave me alone, everyone” when I was twelve. How telling...
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Whenever I come home, I sleep with my big lovely teddy bear that my mom doesn’t let me have back, because he apparently substitutes me and my sister. Ok, mom, it'll be ok, I promise.
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? I used to fall asleep to Tom Waits... (No, really.)
Coke or Pepsi? Blech.
Oranges or apples? Oranges, definitely. But apples can be nice, too.
One pillow or two? Two, but alas, I only could bring the one here. *sniff*
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Gum.
Sunrise or Sunset? Both, depending on the context.
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? Cheeseburger, of course.
Morning or night? Both, depending on the context.
Bert or Ernie? Eh?
Dog or Cat? DOGS.
Bath or shower? I haven’t had a chance to take a bath in, like, ten years. But I would love to.
Rain or Snow? Rain, most definitely.

TELL US ABOUT YOUR FIRSTS
KISS? Fifteen yers old, Philadelphia, movie theater, “Amistad” in the background. He was definitely very cute and a very good kisser.
DAY OF SCHOOL? You mean, the day I should have started first grade and was in the hospital with a bladder infection? That one?
BROKEN HEART? I suppose it must have happened. I think it was when the plane left the ground in Moscow, actually.
CRUSH? Seriozha Bursh. He was very cute and very much in like with my best friend. But I was ok with it. Really. I promise.
MOST RECENT HAPPY TIME? Laughing about Nutella with Katie and then my flatmates. For about ten minutes.
MOST RECENT SAD TIME? Remembering something in therapy and not being able to stop bawling. Meh.
MOOD RIGHT NOW? Kinda...blank? Mostly, good.