i will now live in fear of a large crate arriving at my place of work. from inside, there come noises...
*rustle rustle* "omg. move your elbow, woman. you are CRUSHING my PRECIOUS CLINGFILM SUPPLIES!!" "hey. a little respect please. i'm the brainz eater, remember? and i am pretty sure they sell clingfim over here." "m mmmk mnoo nggoo!" "i am not prepared to take any chances, OKAY? you people just do not understand my VERY SPECIAL NEEDS!" "oookay then, crazy lady! but why is kat talking like she's been gagged? it's very dark in here, i can't see anything." "oh, that's just because of the ball-gag." " ... " "you wanted to hear her reading from the dawson's creek novelisation the whole way?" "you are very wise and your restraint in the use of restraints is admirable." "thank you. now, pass the grappling hooks. i think i hear unhurt sneaking towards the exit..."
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*rustle rustle*
"omg. move your elbow, woman. you are CRUSHING my PRECIOUS CLINGFILM SUPPLIES!!"
"hey. a little respect please. i'm the brainz eater, remember? and i am pretty sure they sell clingfim over here."
"m mmmk mnoo nggoo!"
"i am not prepared to take any chances, OKAY? you people just do not understand my VERY SPECIAL NEEDS!"
"oookay then, crazy lady! but why is kat talking like she's been gagged? it's very dark in here, i can't see anything."
"oh, that's just because of the ball-gag."
" ... "
"you wanted to hear her reading from the dawson's creek novelisation the whole way?"
"you are very wise and your restraint in the use of restraints is admirable."
"thank you. now, pass the grappling hooks. i think i hear unhurt sneaking towards the exit..."