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mrsronweasley) wrote2003-03-09 02:46 pm
mrsronweasley) wrote2003-03-09 02:46 pm
On the making of...
I am here and now procrastinating. My essay has finally started going and stalled. But as I plan on being here most of the night anyway, and it has to be done by 3pm tomorrow, I am not much worried.
Let me tell you all a story (one of many!) on how The Kingdom was built.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stereo_m, I’m pretty sure, has all the AIM conversations saved, in fact, and once she comes back fully, she might want to entertain you with some highlights. (The funniest, of course, and most poignant, being the endless hours before the final stone was erected. If you thought something dirty about that last word, wait till you see the AIM conversations.)
In any case, if you all look at the index page, you will see a short little disclaimer of sorts - contact us, blah blah blah. Up until about an hour before the unveiling, that wasn’t there. What was there, however, needs explaining.
When the page was just being constructed, Moa had put the 'Purpose' and the 'Truths' up, and at the bottom had put down just one word: ‘bottom’. The ‘bottom’ wasn’t explained to me. At first, I bristled, having somehow connected the word with the evil psyches of those who continuously plague us with continuouslywhipped!Remus. Then we laughed. ("Teehee, it says ‘bottom’ at the bottom of the page, we’re ten! Teehee!") The ‘bottom’ stayed. And stayed. And stayed some more.
The day before the unveiling, I had emailed Her Magistrativeness with some things that needed fixing (oh, the GODDAMN LISTS), and pointed out that I had noticed a typo somewhere. We needed to add an ‘s’ to a word, except I, being me, misstyped that and it came out as “we need an ass...err...” The ‘ass’ stayed, as well, because I knew that my perv would appreciate that one.
I later got an email back from Bum (bottom...ass... *shakes head*), telling me that she’s fixed some things, and laughing at my typo. She also added: “check out your ‘ass’...”
I wondered. Up until I went back to the page and scrolled to the bottom. There, for all the world (me) to see, the ‘bottom’ had been changed, and ‘ass’ had taken its place. That was the moment tears filled my eyes and I knew that we were meant to be.
I got my ass. It was later mentioned that what she ACTUALLY had meant to do was mark that space for the disclaimer that was added later. Too bad we had to replace it, really. Would’ve been highly amusing to the rest of you.
Hey, it was funny at the time, ok?
Oh, and look!
Your lust object is Legolas. After the battle,
he'll find a nice, quiet, dark and CLEAN
room[because dirt in hair is a big no-no], lay
you down and... wait, marriage comes first with
elves. Right, after the battle, go get your
parents consent [and his of course], have a big
wedding [because this is Legolas and I'd doubt
you'd ever want to divorce him, therefore this
will be your only wedding and then it has to be
big] followed by a night of sweet love-making
then two whole weeks of him shagging you
senseless. Sounds like a plan?
Which Helm's Deep soldier do you wanna shag?
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Works for me...
Let me tell you all a story (one of many!) on how The Kingdom was built.
stereo_m, I’m pretty sure, has all the AIM conversations saved, in fact, and once she comes back fully, she might want to entertain you with some highlights. (The funniest, of course, and most poignant, being the endless hours before the final stone was erected. If you thought something dirty about that last word, wait till you see the AIM conversations.) In any case, if you all look at the index page, you will see a short little disclaimer of sorts - contact us, blah blah blah. Up until about an hour before the unveiling, that wasn’t there. What was there, however, needs explaining.
When the page was just being constructed, Moa had put the 'Purpose' and the 'Truths' up, and at the bottom had put down just one word: ‘bottom’. The ‘bottom’ wasn’t explained to me. At first, I bristled, having somehow connected the word with the evil psyches of those who continuously plague us with continuouslywhipped!Remus. Then we laughed. ("Teehee, it says ‘bottom’ at the bottom of the page, we’re ten! Teehee!") The ‘bottom’ stayed. And stayed. And stayed some more.
The day before the unveiling, I had emailed Her Magistrativeness with some things that needed fixing (oh, the GODDAMN LISTS), and pointed out that I had noticed a typo somewhere. We needed to add an ‘s’ to a word, except I, being me, misstyped that and it came out as “we need an ass...err...” The ‘ass’ stayed, as well, because I knew that my perv would appreciate that one.
I later got an email back from Bum (bottom...ass... *shakes head*), telling me that she’s fixed some things, and laughing at my typo. She also added: “check out your ‘ass’...”
I wondered. Up until I went back to the page and scrolled to the bottom. There, for all the world (me) to see, the ‘bottom’ had been changed, and ‘ass’ had taken its place. That was the moment tears filled my eyes and I knew that we were meant to be.
I got my ass. It was later mentioned that what she ACTUALLY had meant to do was mark that space for the disclaimer that was added later. Too bad we had to replace it, really. Would’ve been highly amusing to the rest of you.
Hey, it was funny at the time, ok?
Oh, and look!
Your lust object is Legolas. After the battle,
he'll find a nice, quiet, dark and CLEAN
room[because dirt in hair is a big no-no], lay
you down and... wait, marriage comes first with
elves. Right, after the battle, go get your
parents consent [and his of course], have a big
wedding [because this is Legolas and I'd doubt
you'd ever want to divorce him, therefore this
will be your only wedding and then it has to be
big] followed by a night of sweet love-making
then two whole weeks of him shagging you
senseless. Sounds like a plan?
Which Helm's Deep soldier do you wanna shag?
brought to you by Quizilla
Works for me...
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I'm sure it was a beautiful ass, too.
Yours in fanfiction,
JK
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You want to shag them all! Can't make up your mind,
can you? OK, you have two options, jot down a
date for everyone, so you can have them by turn
or just have one nice long big orgie. Sounds
good?
Which Helm's Deep soldier do you wanna shag?
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*ahem* Hee.
And it is a shame that ass couldn't stick around longer. Poor ass. (bwahahaha!!)
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::raises eyebrow at Liz:: Still procrastinating on that essay, are we? You'd better get to working on it before I have to come over there and *make* you finish it. Don't want the Lord High Executioner after you--now that I'm out of a job, I am free to do freelance work. Just think of how relieved and happy you'll be when it's all over and done with!
Building The Kingdom sounds like it was a riot. But it was worth it, because it is SO Fantastic. Many standing ovations to all who sweated blood and tears over making it become a reality!