My first reaction was to panic and move out.

OH HONEY. *holds you tight*

Also, amusingly, my VERY FIRST THOUGHT was "oh, just get a coat hanger." Clearly I should be either a) kept around, or at least b) called, whenever these kinds of emergencies arise. I have experience with boys in holes. *KOFF*

The image of you two pantsless in the tub trying to desperately to fetch this toy is PRECIOUS and I want to hug you both so tight and take a lot of pictures of the whole process. (What? I'm a documentarian.)