TEEN WOLF (through 2x11) - Where's Waldo

[mrsronweasley]

AND BY WALDO, I MEAN STILES.

I MEAN. IT'S CLEAR HE WILL NOT DIE, BUT JESUS GOD, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HIM. WHAT. IS HE BEING TORTURED. IS THE BABY BEING HURT. WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL, OH WAIT I KNOW, GERARD.

ALLISON, LET'S WORK THOSE GRIEF ISSUES OUT ON A NICE OPEN FIELD WHERE NOBODY CAN GET HURT. PUT THE BOW DOWN, KATNISS. YOU WILL REGRET THIS DEEPLY.

ALSO WTF GENERAL TIGH IS MAJORLY FUCKED THE FUCK UP. STOP EATING THOSE PILLS. PLEASE DIE ALREADY.

JACKSON. POOR, DOUCHEY JACKSON. OH, BABY. YOU GOT THE RAW END OF THE DEAL BUT YOU ALSO BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, LACROSSE BOY. COME ON. ALSO STOP BEING A DICK TO LYDIA. SHE IS THE BEST. YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.

DEREK. OH, DEREK. YOUR PACK. YOU CHOSE POORLY. I MEAN, THEY'RE ADORABLE, I'LL GRANT YOU THAT, BUT WEREWOLVES WITH ISSUES? WHO ARE ALSO, LIKE, SIXTEEN? REALLY BAD COMBINATION.

ALSO I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DEREK.

IN FACT, I MAY *WRITE* THE SHIT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DEREK.

I WOULD ALSO WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF STILES/DEREK BECAUSE THEY TRULY ARE MY FAVORITES (AND LYDIA)

ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT CRAZY ARGENT KOOL-AID ALLISON'S MOM HAS DRUNK SINCE MARRYING INTO THE FAMILY BECAUSE DAMN, GIRL. AT LEAST DO IT, LIKE, WITH PILLS. SLIT YOUR WRISTS. WHO KILLS THEMSELVES BY STABBING THEMSELVES INTO THE STOMACH. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS INSANE. INSANE. TOTALLY BATSHIT CRAZY.

ARE WEREWOLVES REALLY THAT BAD??????????????

ANYWAY

BACK TO STILES. AND HIS DAD. AND STILES. AND HIS DAD.

AND I TOTALLY DO AGREE THAT THE LESS EPISODE WAS STRAINING AT THE SEAMS, AS mistresscurvy POINTED OUT, AND THERE WAS A LOT TO GET THROUGH THAT WASN'T WELL TIMED, I AM JUST. I AM HOLDING OUT FOR THE FINALE. WHAT THE FUCK CAN THEY DO.

HOW CAN THEY RESOLVE THIS.

ALSO, CREEPY MATT: YOU WEREN'T SO MUCH KILLED AS DUNKED. WTF. SO GLAD ALLISON KICKED HIS ASS FOR BEING A TOTAL NUTJOB. NOT SORRY HE'S DEAD.

OH YEAH AND PETER HALE IS BACK. GREAT. THAT'S JUST AWESOME.

ALSO DEATON.

ALSO THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WHO IS WITH DEATON.

ALSO STILES.

STILES STILES STILES CAN WE TALK ABOUT STILES

AND HIS PRETTY EYES

AND HIS PRETTY MOUTH

AND HIS ACTUALLY BEING SMART AND CAPABLE AND AT LEAST REALIZING WHERE THERE IS DANGER, AND KNOWING THAT BAD THINGS ARE JUST GONNA KEEP HAPPENING, AND HIS TRAUMATIZED FACE WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE HIS DAD OH GOD MY HEART. MY HEART. MY HEAAAAAAARTTTTTTT ;________;

LYDIA, PLEASE GET NEW FRIENDS, STAT. ONES WHO CARE ABOUT YOU AND WILL ACTUALLY TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. ;________;

ANYWAY

THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS AT THE MOMENT

IS IT MONDAY YET

I NEED ICONS


p.s. Whenever I see/say the words "Teen Wolf" I hear them in spuzz's calm voice as she said it at the start and end of each episode. She would ROLL AROUND THE COUCH DURING THE EPISODE, but as soon as it was done, she'd very calmly say, "Teen Wolf." AND THUS IS HAPPENS IN MY HEAD FROM NOW ON.

Comments

[pennycann.livejournal.com]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE *downloads first episode*

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

yesssssssssssssssssss

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

oh god

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

*REJOICES*

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

CAN WE SIGN UP FOR AN EMAIL LIST WHERE YOU SPEW YOUR REACTIONS AS YOU WATCH?

Man, who would have thought this would be the show that ate fandom?

[mistresscurvy.livejournal.com]

I AGREE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE INSIGHTFUL POINTS.

ESPECIALLY THESE:

STILES STILES STILES CAN WE TALK ABOUT STILES

AND HIS PRETTY EYES

AND HIS PRETTY MOUTH

IF GENERAL TIGHT DOESN'T DIE IN A REALLY SPECTACULAR WAY NEXT MONDAY, I WILL BE REALLY VERY DISPLEASED. YOU ARE ON NOTICE, TEEN WOLF.

IN CONCLUSION, STILES.

THE END

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS. WEIRDLY, RIGHT? SERIOUSLY.

THIS SHOW IS SO ON NOTICE RIGHT NOW. ARGH.

STILES FOREVER

[swiiftly.livejournal.com]

I have only seen one episode of Teen Wolf but I am REALLY ENTERTAINED by reading people's reactions posts to new episodes. I figure I still know too little about the show to be ACTUALLY spoiled by reading in case I decide to watch the whole thing. But. ENTERTAINING.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! Don't spoil yourself TOO much, BUT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO. IN A WAY. I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA DIE, TOO. JUST FYI. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

STILES/DEREK STILES/DEREK STILES/DEREK

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

That icon is labelled young suffering mother wizard which I still feel is the most accurate thing you can say about STILES.

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

IN FACT, I MAY *WRITE* THE SHIT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DEREK.

I WOULD ALSO WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF STILES/DEREK BECAUSE THEY TRULY ARE MY FAVORITES (AND LYDIA).


I just burbled.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I AM HAVING IDEAS. I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL SEE.

[jjtaylor.livejournal.com]

STILES

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

STIIIIILES

[pennycann.livejournal.com]

Alison ARGENT? Subtle like a rock. She's pretty tho. I should probably stop live-comment spamming you sry

[pennycann.livejournal.com]

....why is he a vet and in high school

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I GET ALLISON'S GRIEF BUT BLAMING DEREK IS HUGELY FLAWED. MUMMY DEAREST DIDN HAVE TO KILL HERSELF. SHE ALSO DIDN'T HAVE TO NEARLY KILL SCOTT, REQUIRING DEREK TO SAVE HIM WHICH LED TO HER BEING SCRATCHED.

SORRY YOUR MOM HATED WEREWOLVES THAT MUCH. COULDN'T YOU BE MAD AT HER FOR NOT DEALING INSTEAD OF TAKING AFTER AUNT KATE (though it'd be super hot).

Poor Martouf, trying so hard to keep his family sane.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES. I KNOW. I MEAN, I AM BLAMING THE PARTIAL KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THAT, BECAUSE CLEARLY, GERARD IS A LYING SACK OF SHIT, BUT STILL. ALLISON, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS LATER.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, HER MOTHER KILLING HERSELF IS BATSHIT. BATSHIT INSANE. OMFG.

>>Poor Martouf, trying so hard to keep his family sane.

LOLOL, WORD.

[annemaris.livejournal.com]

LYDIA, PLEASE GET NEW FRIENDS, STAT. ONES WHO CARE ABOUT YOU AND WILL ACTUALLY TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. ;________;

I'm just gonna throw myself at this sentence and cling to it and WEEP because SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.

LYDIAAAA.

(Yes, these are my priorities.)

TEEN. WOLF.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

I WILL DIE OF JOY IF YOU START WRITING DEREK/STILES. JS.

[misanthrope7842.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS SHOW EVEN. LIKE, I MEAN, WHAT. WHY IS IT EATING MY FRIENDS? WHY AM I THE LAST ONE TO BOARD THIS TRAIN?

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

ALSO I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DEREK.

IN FACT, I MAY *WRITE* THE SHIT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DEREK.

YES TO BOTH!!! WELL, DEFINITELY THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN JONESING FOR IT FOR SO, SO LONG.


I WOULD ALSO WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF STILES/DEREK BECAUSE THEY TRULY ARE MY FAVORITES (AND LYDIA)

THE BANDWAGON TRAIN WELCOMES YOU!

God I'm going to have to get icons, aren't I?

[spuzz.livejournal.com]

UGH man, Allison is really bothering me. BECAUSE LIKE I GET IT? BUT I ALSO DON'T GET IT. And I want her to realize SO BADLY she's being manipulated but I also want her to REALIZE IT HERSELF BECAUSE HOLY FUCK ALLISON WHERE DID YOUR AGENCY GO??????????????? And like HER MOM KILLED HERSELF. THE BITE IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE. THE BITE IS A GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /Derek Hale.

Um. Stiles. Can we just. Stiles. STILES. ALSO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS A FIXATION ON DYLAN O'BRIEN'S MOUTH AND EYES BECAUSE I AM ASSUMING SOMEONE AT MTV WAS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SEASON DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF? DYLAN'S MOUTH AND EYES. AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT LETS CLOSE IN ON THOSE PERFECT PIECES OF HIS FACE.


















TEEN WOLF

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

L O L

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I am so happy your brain on Teen Wolf sounds kind of like my brain on Teen Wolf.

STILES STILES STILES

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

god, your Lydia feelings are mine exactly. i had a horrifying moment, early in S2, where I turned to Blade and was like "Wait. Wait. NO ONE FUCKING TOLD HER PETER WAS DEAD (or so they thought), DID THEY??? AND SHE'S STILL TRAUMATISED FROM HIM ATTACKING HER AND AS FAR AS SHE KNOWS HE'S STILL OUT THERE. augh. PEOPLE. COMMUNICATE!!!"

[nokomis305.livejournal.com]

Teen Wooolf! YOU HAVE NO IDEA how happy I am that people are realizing its glory. Its been a long fewmonths watchingweek by week, i can tell you that. But STILES and allll the Hale feelsandpoor Lydia and jackson and healing puppies and this show is sch a gift

Also dude heads up on writing teenwolf fic. I literally havent stopped sincei started. It is ridiculous.

In conclusion, fucking teen wolf.

[lovebashed.livejournal.com]

teen wolf! i'm so afraid for everyone and i just want to wrap them all up in blankets and feed them soup and then force them all to communicate with each other. D: