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[mrsronweasley]

I was going to go to my mom's work today to apply for a job. Have my resume, have my bag, have my keys, have T money. Don't have my wallet. My wallet has my ID in it. I know it's somewhere in the house, but since it doesn't answer any of my calls, I cannot for the life of me find it. I feel like a total idiot. I can't go unless I have my ID on me. I don't have an ID. I have no idea where my fucking wallet IS. I've looked for an hour, EVERYWHERE. I found a freakin' air mask. I haven't found my wallet. I am such an idiot sometimes. How do I end up in these situations time and time again? What is my brain DOING half the time? This is just another sign for me to get my head out of its permanent cloud and actually clear my brain a bit.

ARGH!

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*offers brain broom*

[airinshaw.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but to be fair, that air mask is going to come in damn handy if there's sudden germ warfare eh? Did you think of that, Miss The-Glass-Is-Half-Empty?

And wouldn't it be really freaky if you were shouting it and you heard a voice going "I'm over here! Behind the cushion you half-wit!" *giggles*

Re: *offers brain broom*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Did you think of that, Miss The-Glass-Is-Half-Empty?

I have to confess, that particular thought did not cross my mind, no. I'll keep it in mind, though.

And wouldn't it be really freaky if you were shouting it and you heard a voice going "I'm over here! Behind the cushion you half-wit!"

Freaky - yes, but also bloody helpful!!

Re: *offers brain broom*

[airinshaw.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind, though.

*nods* Because.....uh...it's so likely...

[maleyka.livejournal.com]

Where do I know that from? Half of the times I search desperately for something I need RIGHT NOW I find it later in a really obvious place. Have you searched in all your bags and pockets?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Over and over, and finally, found it underneath a pile of crap that I can't stuff anywhere because there's no room in this godforsaken apartment. *sigh* At least I found it! Missed a whole day of job searching, but found it. Argh to me.

[spin1978.livejournal.com]

That's why you need a royal household to take care of such things for you. Every princess should have one!

And if that's the Liz Phair song I put on my soundtrax, it's called "Flower" from her first album Exile in Guyville (1993, Matador Records). One of my favorite songs ever. Hee.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Every princess should have one!

I know! Sheesh! WHAT are my parents thinking? ;)

Nope, it's actually called 'The Tra La La Song', believe it or not, although I have 'Flower', too, on this CD. :)

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

You found it eventually, though, lovie, right? That's good. And in future, I would be more than happy to be, like, the girl who guards your wallet to stop it running off.

And I love you to absolutely fucking bits, darling. *huggles like crazy*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

And in future, I would be more than happy to be, like, the girl who guards your wallet to stop it running off.

My goodness, you almost made me cry. You're an angel, right? Not a human being?

I love you, too. As if you didn't know.

*holds tight*

[perceval.livejournal.com]

Where's Dobby when you need him? Shagging Winky, of course. It's post Armageddon, and the House Elves are free to do whatever they want.