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OhMyFuckingGod.

Stupid Muscle Boy can go fuck himself. Or just fucking leave the class.

I don't understand. He repeats the same 'joke' 87 times, when everybody - especially the professor - didn't like it the first time. No, a nude art class model is NOT a stripper, you fucking asshole, and if you're going to continue to be an asshole about it, just leave. Have you noticed how nobody laughed? Have you noticed how they laughed when the professor cut into YOU, finally losing his patience? No? That's probably because your head is SO far up your ass, you can't hear all that well anymore, if at all.

No, Kruschev was not a TSAR, you stupid fuck. And, please, don't ask who he was after the professor has JUST SAID that he was the premier. Why wasn't he a tsar? Well, maybe if you had paid attention in history class in HIGH SCHOOL, you'd know that Russia no longer HAS tsars, and the last tsar was overthrown and killed in 1917. Yes, that's before your time, but do try to remember that the world is a few BILLION YEARS OLD.

Your arrogance is not amusing. Your ignorance does not turn me on. Shut. The Fuck. Up.

Anyway. I was going to visit my sister this weekend, but I have so much work to do, I can't. That sucks. BUT. Next weekend, I'm definitely going - probably for the entire weekend, starting with Friday, woohoo! I'm very excited about this.

I talked to my mom today, and she sounds so peaceful and mellow, it cracks me up. Babies do that to grandmothers. Heh.

And I remembered the truth for the Kingdom that I had in mind. Bwahahahah. Haha. HAHAHAHA! Ha. Haha.

Ha.

And, in case anybody had any doubts as to the coolness of my French Film professor, he randomly recommended a book today. It's Quentin Crisp's "The Naked Civil Servant". Oh yes. He rocks.

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Just reassure me that yr nowhere near Albany and that this professor's name isn't "Rick."

Please.

I can assure you it is not.

Why, know him? ;)

Unfortunately.
You know the journal entries where I refer to some guy called "Humbert Humbert"...?
Yeah, that's the one.

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Oh my God. You call him Humbert Humbert. Oh my God. That is a baaaaad sign...

I have an "acquaintance" (my spelling is fucked today, apologies) with whom I believe Stupid Muscle Guy could strike up a relationship with, one that would be hopefully very destructive for both their "souls".

After numerous periods stuck next to said girl (I use the term girl loosely) as she sighs and humphs her way through a silent period of a subject I love, talks back to the teacher, intermittently glaring at me and yelling at me for no apparent reason and gracing us all with her wonderful attitude problem, I can only sympathise with you and offer you a chocolate biscuit. Or cookie, if you'd rather.

Meh. *retreats back under grumpy stone*

I'd definitely go with the biscuit, thankyoumuchly. :)

Yeah, we should put them together. They would self-distruct in 20 minutes and all would be well again.

*sigh*

Oh woeful sighs of wishful thinkers.

Oh and CONGRATULATIONS on the cute wee neice. Aaah babies.

:)

Thank you! She is adorable and I miss her like craaaaaaaaaazy. Aahh babies is right. Whoever thought they would get you like this? Evil.

By the way--this is SO belated (I've been stupid busy with orientation stuff this week), but congrats on your new niece!!! That's wonderful news!! :D

Thank you!! :-D And no need to apologize - completely understandable. Being a freshman and all. ;) (Go ahead, hit me. I know you want to.)

Oh yeah? Well, I'm taller than you!

( . . . I think.)

*thinks* Are you? *scratches head*

I'm 5'4"--so I actually have no idea!

Damn you and your extra three inches!

I thought it would be a Goodness if you tore into SMB and left him a new asshole. Now I wonder if you should try it in Russian. Stupid fuck, of course they're not strippers. In case you didn't notice, not all women taking their clothes off are doing so for your arousal or benefit. And how do people that stupid make it into college anyway? No one has ever been able to satisfactorily* answer that for me.

(*is this even a word?)

Enjoy your new family member next weekend!

Oh, and have you rec'd At Swim to this prof yet?

I thought it would be a Goodness if you tore into SMB and left him a new asshole. Now I wonder if you should try it in Russian.

But, see, we want him to UNDERSTAND what is being done to him. I was THIS CLOSE to just saying "shut the fuck up" outloud, but my respect for the professor won out. I didn't want to make a scene. :-/

See, that's the problem with my school. These assholes are everywhere.

Oh, and have you rec'd At Swim to this prof yet?

Goodness knows I want to. But I havent' found the right opening - it doesn't really have much to do with France, does it? (Except when MacEmm is talking about Wilde.) So, I don't know. I'm working on it. Of course.

Maybe that's my problem--I enjoy making a scene. I would smite assholes for fun & profit.

And, I think the subject matter of The Naked Civil Servant leaves you wide open for ASTB pluggage. Perhaps not in class, but definitely a "Hey, do you have a mo'? I think you'd like this..." on your way out.

I would smite assholes for fun & profit.

Wish I could do that. That sounds like a lot of fun. *g*

And as for ASTB pluggage...we'll see. :-/ The memories of The Sir Ian Incident are still fresh in my mind...

SMB needs to get a clue so that he can be made to realise just what a complete fucking arsehole he's made of himself. Bah.

*glares at him*

(Wouldn't it be nice to actually *make* the scene one day, even if only once? Bastards like that always make me wish I wasn't so much of an introvert, dangit.)

Yay babies and good luck with work, sweetheart. *snuggles*

He desperately needs to get a clue. But, like most assholes, he won't. That's just the way it goes. You're so cute when you glare. ;)

See, I'd LOVE to make a scene, but I fear the guilt will kill me afterwards. *sigh*

*snuggles*

*hugs* Guilt sucks, man. Though while I'd get the guilt, I'm far more scared of the embarassment factor. :) Your wifey's just a wimp, I'm afraid, LOL.

*pets you in your woobie cuteness :D*

I remembered the truth for the Kingdom that I had in mind.

o_O I read that, got curious, checked my email fully expecting an email telling me what it is, but NO EMAIL! What is this? It is EVILNESS, I'm telling you. That test you took that told you you were good was LYING. *nod*

;P

Oh, and I feel so bad - the news about your niece came when I was all away-y and so I haven't said CONGRATS! :D :D That's fantastic! Being an aunt is wonderful, and yes indeed, I consider corrupting something you are obliged to do. It's in The Aunt Manual. At least in my copy.

SMB - urgh.

*pouncelove*

What is this? It is EVILNESS, I'm telling you. That test you took that told you you were good was LYING.

Bwahahahahahaha! Ok, I'll relent and be good. ;)

And thank you!! It's in my manual, as well. DUH! Corruption is my middle name! Building a bult around said corruptions is my second name!

Urgh is right.

love you!!

Yes, that's before your time, but do try to remember that the world is a few BILLION YEARS OLD.

LOL! That comment made laugh so much! You should have told him that. Did you?

I talked to my mom today, and she sounds so peaceful and mellow, it cracks me up. Babies do that to grandmothers.

My sister is only 17. So, no grandchildren soon. I need to find sth else.

Kisses :-)

yeah, it's convenient that way, really. The focus is off me, too. Woo! It's really rather nice.... ;)

And no, I didn't say that. Because I'm a wimp.

You should, like, randomly start yelling at Stupid Boy in Russian someday. Which would be especially fun if he didn't know you'd grown up in Russia. And which would also be fun if your professor didn't know that.

But then Stupid Boy would probably make a crack* about Tatu.

*Which I have spelled the Anglicized way because I am relatively certain he could never come up with anything worthy of the real spelling...

Sadly, everybody knows I'm Russian. Oh, well. I'd love to start yelling at him in Russian, though, that'd be fun. I'm sure that if I used some of the bigger English words, though, he wouldn't understand those, either. Because he be an IDIOT.

TaTu can go and hang. Heh.

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