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[mrsronweasley]

Meant to put these up two days ago, but forgot. Gacked from cybele_san and miraminx.


"Heropsychodreamer":

Part 1:
Remus: Bugger. I'm gay.

Part 2:
Sirius: Bugger. I'm gay AND a fuck-up.

Part 3:
Remus: Don't talk to me.
Sirius: *big puppy eyes*
James: *sigh* Listen. You can't deny the Lurve.
Remus: Sirius!
Sirius: Remus!
fade-to-black

"A Grim Is Born":

Sirius: James, you're a prat.
James: You're an arse.
Remus: WTF?!
Sirius: You're too smart for me.
Remus: Kiss me.
Sirius: WOOF!

"Breaking the Routine":

Sirius (daydream): Mmmmmm...Remus...
Remus (reality): Well, hello there, big boy.
Sirius: GAH!
Remus: (grabs portion of anatomy)
Sirius: (squeaks) Ok!

"Mint":

Sirius: I'm a drunk asshole. (passes out)
Remus: You're a drunk asshole.
Sirius: (passed out)
Remus: (long suffering sigh)
Sirius: (passed out)
Remus: I want a drunk asshole.
Sirius: (sobered up) I want Remus.
Remus: Muh?
Sirius: Duh!
Remus: Oh!
(smut)

"Mad":

Padfoot: killmaimdestroy
Padfoot: Remus, we wants it, the preciousssss
Padfoot: killmaindestroy...whattheHELListhat?
Padfoot: Oh, it's just me.
Padfoot: killmaimdestroywanttoshag.

"Treacherous":

Remus: I hate you. Please come back.
(angst)

"Revenge, By Any Other Name":

Sirius: Shag me.
Remus: Later, when we see each other, I will shag you rotten.
Sirius: I hate you.
Remus: Love you too.
Sirius: I hate you even more.
Remus: Good.
Sirius: Here is as good a place as any.
Remus: (licks)
Sirius: HOT DAMN!
Loni: Fucking HELL.
Remus: Shoot me.
Sirius: (scratches balls)
Loni: Indulge a faghag!
Sirius: (does so)

"A Prayer to Unbelief":

Remus: I hate myself.
Robert: Ihatemyselftoopleasedon'tlookatme.
Remus: Here. Now. Fuck.
Robert: (comes)
Remus: I hate myself.
Robert: I hate him too.
Remus: Yep.

"Go Down Laughing":

James: Bugger. They're gay. Oh, well.
James: Oh, Lily, darling!

"Choosing Your Own":

Sirius: I'm the king of the world!
Remus: Hello.
Sirius: Guh.
Sorting Hat: Well, then. Go off, ye little Gryffindors and find thy destinies!
Sirius: Destiny!
Remus: Hello.
Peter: Hello...
James: (raises eyebrow)
Sirius: I don't want to hear it.

"Life Lesson #38"

Silly Girl Amanda: We want Black.
Sirius: Huh?
Silly Girl Amanda: We want Black.
Sirius: Sorry, were you saying something?
Silly Girl Amanda: WE WANT BLACK!
Remus: Hello.
Sirius: My love!
Amanda: Bugger. He's gay.


And now, off to work. *sigh*

ETA: As it turned out that I have no pressing work to do, I have been going through random corners of this fandom. I stumbled on something slashing Narcissa and Belatrix Lestrange. My first thought: "Ew, aren't they cousins?". My second thought: "Oh, wait, this is the fandom that slashes real-life twins. Nevermind."

I really should just stay in my own happy little corner, methinks.

Comments

[edeainfj.livejournal.com]

rotflmao! I love the summary for "Mad."

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean...not much more happened. *g*

[lea-ndra.livejournal.com]

*rofl* *dies*

my most favourite was the summary for "Revenge, by any other name". thanks!

Lea

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Hehe, you're welcome. I had fun with those... *cough*

[jadis31.livejournal.com]

Sirius: (scratches balls)
Loni: Indulge a faghag!

thank you... I just spewed water on my keyboard. (I still love the Ball scratching... that was *inspired*)

and how did you make "Mad" sound funny? that was one of the most tragic stories ever and it just made me laugh like a fool.


Love and Giggles,
Jojo the Great

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

The fact that I included the ballscratching is all your fault. It was all for you. ;) And, er, you're quite welcome. Your keyboard ok?

Well, see, "Mad" called for it. It's so damn angsty. SOMETHING had to be done...

love and more bunce,
Freak

[childofatlantis.livejournal.com]

James: *sigh* Listen. You can't deny the Lurve.

*DIES LAUGHING*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed ;)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I love you too!! I'm online now... waaaaaaah, we keep missing each other. This SUCKS.

The "Prayer" one? Yeah. That one was touch to make any sort of funny... it's still just...mildly... amusing... :-P

Hope you enjoyed that bath!

*HUGS* love you!

[miraminx.livejournal.com]

These are all inspired, but my favorite, I think, is "Breaking the Routine":

Sirius (daydream): Mmmmmm...Remus...
Remus (reality): Well, hello there, big boy.
Sirius: GAH!
Remus: (grabs portion of anatomy)
Sirius: (squeaks) Ok!

I especially like Sirius's GAH!

And I'm with you on not understanding AT ALL the fascination with incest in this fandom. Bleuch. Is there room in your corner for me? I won't take up much space... just me and my laptop...

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Sirius's GAH! amused me, too. Mostly because he all but said that.

There is ALWAYS room for you in my little corner. Paddy is very nice to other laptops, as well. I like the non-incest corner. It's pretty...

[cereal.livejournal.com]

Padfoot: Remus, we wants it, the preciousssss

Gollum!Sirius. I would never have gotten there from 'Mad,' but since you went there yourself-- *falls over laughing* :oD

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Hehe, well, he WAS a bit off his rocker there, so... Gollum seemed to, er, work. Glad you enjoyed ;)

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

LMAO. You are hilarious. :)

p.s. since i am a worrier, i am going to say that I hope you are all right and just busy. *sends loving wifey vibes*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I'm fine! Totally fine, I promise! I just didn't have anything of interest to say. And I'll get back to you today!

Miss you!
*hugs*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Oh phew. :D *many hugs and much sympathy for the crappy job-ness*

Also, dude, apparently AIM express works here, so if you ever think 'hey, I can be in chat-ness at such and such a time' and then randomly feel like telling ne this, then I shall probably be able to actually talk to you. *mwaaah*