mrsronweasley | (no subject)

I was walking from one building to another just now, and there was a sign in chalk that said, in really big letters: "COOKS".

It says a lot for the amount of slash smut I've read that I first read that as "COCKS". I recognize "cocks" better than "cooks". I mean...there are no words.

As for the whole "would you do the study for a 100 dollars" thing. I know money isn't everything. I hate money. It causes more problems than it solves. But I would like to have enough money that I wouldn't have to worry about it - very wise words, Mr. Steven Tyler, via Jojo. And I know people might think it's a scam - but that doesn't occur to me, who KNOWS that they will get that money AND free food, and all I'm doing is asking them if they want it. See, to me it sounds silly. Also, mostly, they seem to believe I'm calling from my school (which, btw, is a very very prominent school around these parts - it's got the largest hospital, in the area, as well) - they just don't feel like driving. THAT'S what baffles me.

Oh, well. Their loss. Not that that's our gain, sadly. Heh.

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Well, fuck me. When I first read the COOKS in your entry there, I read COCKS too. Sign me up for the I've-Read-Too-Much-Slash therapy group. [smacks forehead]

If you want to call me, I'll believe you that it's not a scam. I could use $100. I love money.

Sadly, for LI residents only. ;) Sorry, dude.

I wanted to do a head count (ha..ha...) of everybody on my friends list who saw "cocks" before "cooks". Check one. ;)

It says a lot for the amount of slash smut I've read that I first read that as "COCKS". I recognize "cocks" better than "cooks". I mean...there are no words.

*snicker*

There's an ad in the subway for some summer festival, RiverRock or RiverFun or something like that, and I swear every time I see it I think it says RiverFuck, and I'm like, River can't be having sex! She's insane! Consent issues!

Fandom warps the brain.

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RiverFuck!!

Fandom warps the brain to such an extent that I wonder if I hadn't had a transplant. But then I remember I've always been ever-so-slightly fucked up.

rotfl. This reminds me of that entry you posted a long while back, where you saw R/S hints in billboards and license plates. And for the record, I saw "cocks" too. Not sure if this is because of my own slash addiction, or because I expect certain things from your LJ posts... *winks* I love you, Liz! :D

Check two!

Not sure if this is because of my own slash addiction, or because I expect certain things from your LJ posts...

Oh, very funny. Just because I happened to mention my attachment to certain words, and I see R/S hints in clouds and raindrops... (Saw more R/S hints this weekend...I'm cracking up.)

:D *hugs*

It says a lot for the amount of slash smut I've read that I first read that as "COCKS". I recognize "cocks" better than "cooks".

You recognize "cocks" better than "cocks"? That doesn't make any sense to me. It's the same word...

::shakes head sadly::

:D

Bwahahahahahaha, and I thought I was bad!

Same word, no difference. Can we get an illustration going here?

I also saw "COCKS" instead of "COOKS"

This trend is becoming a bit alarming, no?

I didn't doubt you for a second.

You ought to get some paint that's the same colour of the background of the sign and erase part of the second 'o'.

Then, you wouldn't be brainwashed by slash. Just willing to go out of your way for an in-joke.

And, I also read 'cocks'.