On Smut.

[mrsronweasley]

Good lord, I haven't written smut in so long, that I think I've actually forgotten how to.

WTF?!

They're finally in bed - ! - and now I'm stuck. I think my smut muses have ran off on me. I am not pleased. I hope to finish it up tomorrow night (it's a proven fact that writing smut, of any sort, in the morning or during the day is next to impossible) - and if I send it off to be beta-ed on Monday, then there is a chance that I'll have it back before I have to leave. Or maybe not. Gah. We'll see. I shall do my best.

For some reason, I'm having the hardest time getting inside their heads (the ones on their shoulders, people, my god!!) - and thus, it's harder to write. Not that I can really get inside a gay man's mind, but sex is sex. Is sex. I mean, really.

WHERE IS MY SEX MUSE?!?!?!?

(Note to self - don't ever let parents see livejournal, ever.)

Off to bed...my own...

Comments

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

i know...i know...just...relax. ok. well, i didn't attempt any more last night, but i will today/night. i think it'll be easier, actually. for some reason, it just seems like it will be.

by the way, i keep forgetting to tell you - i *LOVE* your icons. they're gorgeous, every one. just...wow. :)

*hugs back*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

no, no, i'm glad you told me! i was wondering who the artist was - they're gorgeous. stunning. and that picture of elijah is awesome - made doubly so by the fact that viggo took it. ;) hehehe...

[(Anonymous)]

relax, watch some gay porn (not involving midgets) and call it a night. let your subconscious absorb that for a few hours. I think that tomorrow you will find your sex muses back and ready to go.

and at least they are in bed!! progress is being made. (and hopefully Siri brushed his teeth)

XO,
Jadis (who is catching up on the list. I read about a thousand fics tonight... okay maybe not quite that many, but damn I didn't realize I had missed that much. I will be writing reviews for the rest of my natural life)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

unfortunately, i own no gay porn - and it would've been problematic with my parents in the house...maybe i'll find some online, or something...hehe...

and, my god, you weren't kidding! you wrote what, 20 reviews?! damn! i could never do that - i haven't even read 90% of the stories, i'm so bad...much less review... oh, but i promised Kimagure a review of "One Last Regret"...shit, shit, shit...

Well, i'll do it. i know i will. it's just a matter of when, and such.

oh, i forgot about the brushing of teeth...damn. i don't know if i can fit it in there. he got a mint, but...hmmm. shit.

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

As with so many things, heh, relax and it'll work out fine. Just don't worry and try to force it.

*is v. glad her dad doesn't check up on her net use, LOL*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

forcing it is bad. er... ahem. no, but you're right - that's why i gave up last night. but today, they better watch out. they just better. ;)

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[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Hehehe somehow I doubt they'll be objecting. *snigger*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

they better not! otherwise, we'll need to have a little talk...on the one true way and all that... ;)

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[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, after all the effort put into getting them together in the first place and working out all kinds of angsty romantic scenarios, the least they can do is get it on, dammit. :)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

you read my mind. ;)