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Just watched "Men With Guns" for the first time, and I have decided that nobody should be allowed to be that fucking beautiful and not let me near him. Callum Keith Rennie was put on this earth just to taunt me.

The end.

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No, but, see, I have plans. I'm going to work my way up the Canadian actor ladder and then when I finally work with Callum I'm going to invite everyone on my flist to the set.

So you will get to be near him eventually! :D

Isn't he gorgeous in MWG? God. So hot.

(Liz still.)

Ohhh, I do like that plan. Quite a bit, actually! We'll wait patiently. *g*

AND YES OH MY GOD. Do me, do me, do me NOW kind of hot. AHHHHHHHH kind of hot.

See! I have a big brain and use it to concoct brilliant Callum related plans. :D :D

That's... like a torture technique. He'll be there and it'll be wonderful except we still won't be allowed to jump his bones! ::cries::

It's like Chinese water torture. Except minus the water. And plus Callum. And sort of without the creepy little Asians.

Wah, why no touching?

Hee. I mean, ahahahahahahawheezecoughOW.

...SORT OF?

Okay, and I was wrong. What there'll be is TOO MUCH touching.

There is no such thing as too much touching Callum.

I can make a whole list of ways and places I want to touch him.

... I sound so unbelievably unhinged...

This is my definition of TOO MUCH. Though I suppose it's fair Leah gets first dibs, no?

I want to read this list. I must be unhinged too, then!

::makes Paul Gross arms::

What? You mean he won't want to participate in a huge orgy with all the fangirls I know?

Dammit! I was banking on that. :(

See, that would change it. Maybe you could run the idea by him in advance so I won't have to cripple myself to stop myself from molestating him at sight?

Sure. I'll run it by him after he and I have lots of sex for the first time. 'Cause that's also part of the plan. I get him to myself for a week.

Muahahaha. *is becoming an actor for all the right reasons*

~~h0r~~ ~~wench~~ motivated lady.

Plz to not exhaust him totally, then! Because that'd sort of defeat the purpose of sharing.

Oh, c'mon. One week isn't gonna exhaust a guy like Callum. :D

Hey, I have faith in your ability to wear him out ;)

Oh. Yeah, I didn't take my enthusiasm into account.

Okay, one week and then I'll give him a week to rest ~~maybe~~ and THEN fangirl orgies.

Ahahahahah, fangirl orgies! Oh dear LORD.

Buahaha. You love it.

Oh yes. *g*

He's in that movie? [keanu]Whoa.[/keanu]

(It's Liz)

Yeah! He was Mamet. He hung about doing lots of drugs, looking gorgeous and, er, then put a bullet through his brain. Wheee. And, like, every other Canadian actor + Paul Sorvino was in it, too. Yeah.

So beautiful. So sad. So very, very dead. Oh Mamet.

Oh,so very, very dead. I knew what happened. And I kind of actually liked that - it made his character really interesting to me. From the beginning...

Dear Liz,

You know how you love me in capital letters? I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE. Cough. I'm nothing if not shameless because CALLUM OMG.

Love, and sexual favors if we ever happen on the same side of the Atlantic,
Me

I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE.

I could help out. Just saying. Same side of the Atlantic. Would be no problem. Just saying. :)

Yay! Ahem. I would naturally extend the payback offer to everyone who isn't Liz. With much love. How would you like to deliver and more importantly, how would you like to collect? ::g::

Hee! Wellll! The first one is gratis. You know how it goes. *g*

Send me your address. Email is in my user info. :)

Look here!

And hooray, thank you! I mean, THANK YOU!

By the way, icon. Mmmmmh. I think I'm hypnotized.

Okay, I'll try to get it on the way tomorrow. :)

YAY, because I really really really want to talk to you about it. REALLY REALLY.

*geeks* Chi. He is UNBELIEVABLE. I have no words to describe him in this. No words at all.

Damn, does this mean I don't get sexual favors? *sigh* Tell me what I can do for you. Mwahahaha....

Love you.

Oh yeah. So damned beautiful in MWG.

Unbelievable. I kind of left reality for a little while...

Mm, so speaking of Callum's hands? Your icon is the hottest thing ever omg.

bohemian__storm made it. Isn't it amazing? He really really is unbelievable in this. And... we get to see his knees...and I have the biggest kink for his legs. Because I'm a sad, sad freak...

No no no no no. I'm totally with you on the legs thing. Those scenes in dS where he's wearing the tan corduroys... mmm.

YES, OH GOD! I have the biggest kink for long lean legs, and his are PERFECT. I will try to sometime this weekend find caps for you and post them. Because his legs deserve as much attention as his hands...Mmm. Legs.

Hey, I never turn down caps. More icon-making fodder! (I'm on an iconning kick lately.) :-D

Well. That is a very good kick. ;) (Methinks we need a legs icon. I keep meaning to make one...)

*whimpers* Yes, yes, I agree, yes, and dancing with his shadow and his HANDS and the COAT and all the PRETTY but - puppy. *hides face*

Shit, I KNOW. I blocked that out. I couldn't believe it, but... uh... yeah. But the rest of it? JESUS. Just...I want to keep him forever and ever. He is sodamn beautiful. Just...so beautiful!.. *whimpers*

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