mrsronweasley: (Callum Keith Rennie...)
mrsronweasley ([personal profile] mrsronweasley) wrote2006-01-23 10:10 am

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How to tell you're reading a story by [livejournal.com profile] mrsronweasley:

1) Whatever 'gen' pretext it might have is purely accidental.
2) Het is possible, though not probable. Certainly not the focus.
3) There will be vomit involved. In some shape or form, there will be vomit, and, more often than not, I'm afraid, it'll be a prelude to sex. But it's ok, for there are mints and things in between the two occurences.
4) Sex. Most likely, there is sex. Definitely making out.
5) Also, there is smoking. Because...there is...
6) They swear. They do. Because I do. And my vocabulary is fabulous when it comes to swearing.
7) Somebody will be drunk/drinking. I realize I am a bad person. But there are definite vices where my writing mind is concerned.

Well, wasn't that just fascinating. Especially since none of my stories are currently up anywhere, except the back log of this LJ, and...yeah. Good luck finding that. :P I really should repost them somewhere, somehow, maybe, possibly.

I am off to a class (gasp!) they're asking us to take, and hey, it's a change of pace. It will be boring as crap, I'm sure. Actually, I think crap is more interesting.

When I come back, I'm pretty certain you will get an ear-full about the CKR episode of "Mutant X", because.... because... gnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[identity profile] hildigunnur.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*psst* You have couple of stories here.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey, look at that. :P Speaking of vomit, smoking, drinking and sex...

[identity profile] scriggle.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
When I come back, I'm pretty certain you will get an ear-full about the CKR episode of "Mutant X", because.... because... gnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

He is so scorching HOT in that. Cocky and charming though I never figured out quite why they needed him there at the end 'cause the other mutant guy seemed to just zap the vault but...who cares.

CKR. is. Hot. HOT. HOT

I just capped this last night so there will be Zach picspam coming up this week.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
He is so scorching HOT in that.

I'm pretty sure my jaw never came off the ground. I mean... Just... So... I just... He is so FUCKING OUT OF THIS ORBIT HOT in that. Just so... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmf.

though I never figured out quite why they needed him there at the end 'cause the other mutant guy seemed to just zap the vault but...who cares.

They needed him because he is so unbelievably hot! Also, he was a total plot point. But such a hot plot point. Mmmggsjflj....yeah. No words.

I just capped this last night so there will be Zach picspam coming up this week.

Oh my God, YES PLEASE!

[identity profile] cabari.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I keep wanting to do that meme and be like? How do you know you're reading a fic by Allison? YOU'RE NOT.

Hah, GOD I'm witty.

I loved me some Mutant X back in the day. Terrible show. Terribly ENTERTAINING, that is.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know you're reading a fic by Allison? YOU'RE NOT.

alskd;askd
asdkl;askdl;askd
asdkal;skda;lsdk!!

I loved me some Mutant X back in the day. Terrible show. Terribly ENTERTAINING, that is.

Oh, it is SO BAD. But I watched the episode with Callum in it, and did I care about its entertaining badness? NOT A WHIT. BECAUSE HE WAS SO FUCKING HOT. AUGH!


[identity profile] aneli8.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi. When does class end? :)

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's over. Surprisingly, it only lasted for about 25 minutes. A very LONG 25 minutes, but not entirely fruitless on my part. Ask me how. :P

Your icon makes me want to hump things. Stop that.

[identity profile] aneli8.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
How, Liz? :D :D

Hehehe. Hump. Hehehe.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I, um, drew CKR's mouth/jaw in profile, from memory, and it actually looks like him. Also, Ikindofmaybehavestartedwritingaficmaybepossiblykindof.

Wench.

How are you?

[identity profile] aneli8.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*squee of yay and woot*!

I... am being anti-social and ignoring my cell phone. As per yesterday.

Also, guh.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, it's like, two lines, but at least it's an idea, and, um, I'm hoping to carry it out to its full conclusion.

So, today...yes, no, maybe, fuck this weather, it sucks ass?

And 'guh' is right. I'll take your 'guh' and raise you a 'gnyaaaah.'

[identity profile] mayatawi.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, hi, 'sup? If that anti-social thing don't pan out.... :D

[identity profile] bohemian--storm.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Mutant X is one of the worst show ever. (Man, just like Supernatural. Bad shows for such a good actor.) But the tongue makes another appearance in that episode, so it is all worth it just for that kiss. Nnnrrrgh.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, at least in Mutant X, they gave him more than five minutes of screen time, and there was a POINT to his character being there, at least at first, sort of. In Supernatural, it was the biggest throw away of a terrific actor, EVER.

But the tongue makes another appearance in that episode, so it is all worth it just for that kiss. Nnnrrrgh.

Which I didn't watch 6 times. No, I did not. Because I am not obsessed with his tongue. No, sireebob. Nope. Except that's a total lie, and I couldn't even think after the first three times I saw that kiss.

[identity profile] bohemian--storm.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The first time I saw it I was like, 'WAS THAT TONGUE????' and had to back it up. I must've watched it about ten times.

I would kill to be a successful actress now. Just knowing that he kisses with tongue on film? Man, I am SO there. :D

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I am just a wee bit obsessed as hell with his tongue. I think it all started with the HCL knifelicking. That is some tongue. And there's tongue in "Last Night", too. And in dS, too, in fact, with The Stella. And...other places. I don't know. I should make a list. :P

knowing that he kisses with tongue on film? Man, I am SO there.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I had a modicum of talent. ;)

[identity profile] bohemian--storm.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you should make a list. The research process would be long and tiring, but, dammit, someone has to do it!

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The things I do for research. It's really quite tiring. But I persevere in the name of fangirls everywhere!

*starts compiling list like a good girl*

[identity profile] scriggle.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*starts compiling list like a good girl*

I volunteer to help. *g*

Double Happiness
DVI: A Cinderella Story Pt. 1


Mmmm. CKR kisssing with tongue. *goes to my happy place*

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
True! So true! I will add this. :D

It's such a happy place...

[identity profile] soupytwist.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, all the smoking and sex makes me think of your stories as mostly being quite noir-ish, which is not a bad thing at all. :D

And also, hee, swearing. I think we have the opposite problems there - you keep swearing in fic but are better at not in real life, whereas I can't shut up with the swearing in real life and don't swear that much in stories. Hee.

Hope the class didn't give you brain damage. :)

*so. much. love*

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, all the smoking and sex makes me think of your stories as mostly being quite noir-ish, which is not a bad thing at all.

Ahahaha, really? I don't suppose there's any way to make vomit noirish. ;) But this amuses me...

keep swearing in fic but are better at not in real life

Are you kidding?! I swear all the time! Oh my God! I have to make a conscious effort not to around small children and pets!

The class was mercifully short. Yet it number my brain. I felt like Ray, when I left. "Wow, I just came out of my coma."

*LOOOOOOVE*

[identity profile] soupytwist.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, vomit is a bit less noir, yeah. Heh. But really, I do think that. :)

Are you kidding?! I swear all the time! Oh my God! I have to make a conscious effort not to around small children and pets!

LOL, yeah, but you manage not to, which I do find pretty impressive given your awesome swearing powers the rest of the time. :) I sadly fail at that; I tend not to think of swearing as something to even slightly worry about, so I tend to forget that other people might get annoyed about it.

And Ray rules. Just sayin'. :D

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, yeah, but you manage not to, which I do find pretty impressive given your awesome swearing powers the rest of the time. :)

I really do usually forget. Anna has to nudge me, or Sam. Heh. I don't think it's a problem, either, but then again, children are children, and I try to hold it back. But it's so HARD sometimes...

And of course he does. Always. :P

[identity profile] soupytwist.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You do? Oh yay, it's not just me! I was all jealous of your fearsome skillz, yo. heh. I totally want mocking rights for next time, then, hee.

*uses lovely icon in honour of the yayness of Ray and also your fine self :D*