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[mrsronweasley]

Oh God, oh God, oh God, I just had the best worst idea for a dS fic which would lead to porn, and SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK ME DOWN BEFORE I EMBARRASS MYSELF FURTHER. I kill myself, I really do...

Now, for the best part of today:

wild_boys told THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD, and now I am sharing it with you, because don't you all love jokes?

A Buddhist goes into a pizza parlour and says, 'Make me one with everything.'

*dies laughing*

Thank you and good morning. :D