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[mrsronweasley]

Oh God, oh God, oh God, I just had the best worst idea for a dS fic which would lead to porn, and SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK ME DOWN BEFORE I EMBARRASS MYSELF FURTHER. I kill myself, I really do...

Now, for the best part of today:

wild_boys told THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD, and now I am sharing it with you, because don't you all love jokes?

A Buddhist goes into a pizza parlour and says, 'Make me one with everything.'

*dies laughing*

Thank you and good morning. :D

Comments

[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

Cal told me it last night. I only remembered it just now omg HAH!

Why should we talk you down, hmmmn?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Because it's... it's... it's CRACK, is what it is. Total CRACK. But I have a feeling I'll write it anyway, because... FUNNY.

[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

Yes yes yes. Exactly. There is nothing wrong with crack. Fic.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

True. As long as it doesn't pretend to be anything else. :P

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

Hey!

I have no idea what DS is about but porn from you is always great! So I applaud.

kisses :-)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ahhh..."due South". The gayest show ever. :P It's...nice...and fun...and I am sooo obsessed. *headdesk*

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

It's a new series, right? Not a movie.

Kisses :-)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Actually, it ran in the 90's, but I only just discovered it. Because I'm slow. But it's Canadian, and awesome, and I love it to bits, and it is, more or less, all I talk about lately. :P

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

So,"due South", is the full title, maybe I can download it. :-)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

If you do end up doing that, download seasons 3 and 4. They have this pretty man in them... *g* And I'm...biased...

[scriggle.livejournal.com]

SOMEBODY PLEASE TALK ME DOWN BEFORE I EMBARRASS MYSELF FURTHER.

Ummm. No. More DS fic from you would be a very good thing.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I really honestly did read that as "no more DS fic from you would be a very good thing." Oh, dear. I'm glad...there was that period...in there... Hee. Thank you. :)

[scriggle.livejournal.com]

Arrgh. The perils of internet communication. *hangs head* I should have put that sentence on a new line. I'm glad you figured out what I really meant.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, no, it was FUNNY! I mean, once I get what you actually meant. No worries. :D

[marauderthesn.livejournal.com]

I have another pizza parlour joke!

A guy goes into the Zen pizza parlour and orders one large pizza with everything on it, which costs him sixteen dollars. He gives the man behind the counter a twenty dollar bill, and after a while his pizza is ready. The man behind the counter gives it to him, smiles, and says, "Enjoy your pizza."

"Wait a minute," says the guy. "I gave you a twenty and that pizza was only sixteen dollars. Where's my change?"

"Ahhhh," says the man behind the counter at the Zen pizza parlour, "change must come from within."

:D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* That's awesome! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I don't get it

[croupier.livejournal.com]

You have the worst idea for a dS fic ever.
And it would lead to porn.
And you expect ME to talk you down from it?
Bitch, are you for real?

Also, I totally did that Kelly thing and I will DO IT AGAIN unless you write the fic.

So fuckin' there.

Re: I don't get it

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ok, man, I was all going to be "OK! I WILL WRITE THE CRACK!" and then I heard, like, THREE KELLY CLARKSON SONGS in the space of an hour, WHAT, you think I'm SUPER-HUMAN or something? Pshaw! Stop doing that, and I might relent. ;)

Re: I don't get it

[croupier.livejournal.com]

Sorry. That must have been when I was driving home. Me being tired makes you hear Kelly Clarkson. Like Voldemort and Harry's scar, you know.

[airinshaw.livejournal.com]

wriiiiiiite the craaaaaack...

...you know you waaaaaaaant tooooooo.....

*is that little voice in your head telling you to do things*

Luuuuuuuuuuurve Vonnnniiiieeeeeee foreveeeeeerrrrrrr

Wriiiiiiiite her some Dief/chairleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg ;)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

askd;laskdalskda
sdaks;ldkal;sdka;skda
sdkas;ldkasdkas

I already lurve Vonnie forever, and if I do end up writing the crack, I will definitely write you some Dief/chairleg. ;)

LOOOOOOOVE!

[airinshaw.livejournal.com]

YOu don't have to write Dief/Charileg as it really could cause damage.

Just finished watching the latest due South - otherwise known as the Cheesy Mountie takes on the Cheesy Badguys. It's great! Love love love! Fraser? Gay gay gay! He and Ray were literally in the closet today. :D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

It does get a lot less cheesier as time goes on. It's significantly less cheesy with season 2, for instance. And gets better from there. But also, it's cheese I can appreciate. :D

AND HE IS VERY GAY. Indeed.

Love!

[airinshaw.livejournal.com]

It is very cheesy - but in a way that I'm ok with, especially because I'm watching it with Jac so we can laugh at the cheese together.

YOu know what she complained to me yesterday? "So when's the really hot blond dude gonna come into it dammit?"

I thin you and she will have plenty to talk about ;)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Dude, that joke's in Johnny and the Bomb by terry pratchett... which I suspect I have been forgetting to watch.

Damn.

~your friendly random commenter. XD

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, awesome. :D It really did make me insanely happy. Kind of sad how happy it made me...

Hello. :)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Hello. I'm sorry for randomly invading but you distracted me on ds_recs.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Not a problem at all. :D I like it when people show up and talk and stuff. :P Plus your icon is eating my brain. In a very very good way.