mrsronweasley | (no subject)

Good lord, I'm bored. The morning was busy - I actually had extra stuff I had to do, and I did it, and it was good. But now I'm waiting for work again, and it's driving me crazy. (Also, I've had Callum's "waiting for papers, waiting for papers... green card!" thing from HCL stuck in my head, and it's been amusing me.)

Mouth is still sore, and I couldn't even finish my coffee. *falls asleep at her desk*

So, because I'm so bored and my manager's not here (yeah, not so much with the LJ time at work now, sadly), I wanted to make a list:

Ten Things I Have Learned Since Discovering due South:

1) It is, in fact, possible for one person to exist and all by his lonesome embody almost every single kink/thing I have: beautiful eyes that can glare and give you shivers, (lickable) cheekbones, crazy hair, veins, long lean legs, the most perfect hands, dimples, arms, ye gads, beautiful slim wrists, bony knees, um, talent, humor, tattoos, introspection, shyness, blah blah blah, you get the picture. *is PATHETIC*

2) Canada = so much cooler than us.

3) If you have a line in fanfiction that you never thought you'd cross, you might eventually cross it. *hangs head in shame* There goes the "I don't like it when people make them have kids!" line - it's waving me goodbye behind "With Six You Get Eggroll", and oh my God, where did my "I hate AUs" line go? Oh, right."Hawks and Hands" trampled it. Where did my life go? And, more importantly, when did I start writing a fic WITH ALL THE LINES CROSSED AT ONCE?

4) I am capable of having more than one OTP. It used to be one. Now it's two. But I'm pretty constant within fandoms, anyway.

5) It is possible for me to see a man who looks like he should be a GQ model and be attracted to him. *waves to Paul FUCKING Gross* All he has to do is wear a Mountie uniform and then take it all off. And make Paul Gross Arms. Utter. Fucking. Dork.

6) Have I mentioned that Canada is so much cooler than us?

7) You will watch the worst crap EVER just to look at a pretty man.

8) It is totally possible to develop new tics just from watching Paul Gross lick his lips and rub his eyebrow. It has happened to more than one person. It's like a disease. It doesn't stop.

9) Two men can lock lips on screen, as long as it's called "buddy breathing" and not "making out under water in the dark". (And leads to the Mountie making an honest Canadian out of his Chicago partner.)

10) Smoking should not be sexy, but it so totally is.

11) Necrophilia songs are funny.

11. Licking things is a fun and acceptable way to help society.

12. Curling is a sport.

13. Hockey is more fun than I thought. Heh.

14. Homoerotic undertones are kind of like large bricks to the head.

15. You can never use the word "guh" too much.

Yeah. Sadness. And yet not at all! *revels in happy Canadian stuff*

ETA: More under the cut, courtesy of

aneli8

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Re: No. 3--I read an interview once where Drew Barrymore said that whatever you make fun of is gonna come around and bite you in the ass! It's so true.

Re: No. 10--That's a lot of the reason I had a hard time giving it up; I thought I looked sexy when I did it (and I did). But I felt gross and unattractive. It was kind of a defense mechanism for me. You want me because I smoke, but you can't have me 'cause I am ashamed of my phlegmmy throat.

No 3. It IS so true! GAH!

No 10. That's so...sad. But I'm glad you finally quit and feel better. THAT'S the really important thing.

*loves a lot*

**revels in Canadia**

#3 -- FUCK YES.

Where's the still in #7 from? Is it La Femme Nikita?

Yes, it is. I wanted to get a cap from "Forever Knight" because he is mind-numbingly beautiful in it, and it's the worst show I've ever seen, but couldn't find any quickly, so went with LFN. Heh.

Haven't seen Forever Knight yet.

LFN wasn't as bad as some -- Kingdom Hospital and Touching Evil were worse, *and* they Sean Beaned* him.

* A phrase coined by

rhythmsextion and

shihadchick, whereby the producers break the laws of nature to make him look unattractive, then either turn him evil or kill him off.

OhmyGod, it's bad? But he is UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL in it. I already KNEW he was beautiful, and still my jaw dropped. Just...WOW. And the rings...and bracelets...and gun... and GUH. GUH.

I haven't watched "Touching Evil" yet but I did see KH. Not TOO bad, but yeah, not the sexiest he's been. *g* I think it's the uniform, too. The baseball uniform does not like him. But that's ok, because it's just more reason to get him out of it, imo...

Ahahah, Sean Beaned! That's BRILLIANT.

Okay, I'm kind of excited in a prepared-for-the-bad way now.

Oh, I hated KH. They Sean Beaned him brutally in Supernatural, too, but at least I could look at Jensen Ackles....

Mmm, Callum-out-of-uniform.....

Oh god, he's in Touching Evil?

SHIT. My mother had that on tape last year and we taped over it because I'm not all that into Robson Green and so I never watched and I MISSED CALLUM?

Sigh.

HEE. Yes. Exactly.

:-)

And it's so much FUN, isn't it? *g*

11. Licking things is a fun and acceptable way to help society.

12. Curling is a sport.

13. Hockey is more fun than I thought. Heh.

14. Homoerotic undertones are kind of like large bricks to the head.

15. You can never use the word "guh" too much.

*g* Added.

HCL also contributes to the cooler thing. ;)

This is true! I forgot. But I did include Hugh. *g*

#1 Exactly.

#3 Fuck yeah! Though I'm still looking for a kink that I found I had in another fandom to turn up in a Due South fic. What kink is that you ask? *whispers* fisting

#7 Slapshot 2 anyone? *g*

#9 Three cheers for ~~boy-kissing~~buddy-breathing.

#10 So true.

1) SO glad you get that. And I knew you got that, but still. YES.

3) Ahahahahahahaha! I must research this further. Heh. Yeah, you don't see that much around the fandoms I've been in. Which fandom was it for you?

7) YEAH. And I have honestly never seen it, and do not plan to. However, your icon? Yeah, so totally for the pretty.

9) Mmmmm, yeah. Oh, yeah. We are fucking LUCKY.

10) Oh my God, I know. CKR with a cigarette and a lighter is a sure-fire way to send me to my bunk for some quality time. Not to give out any TMI, or anything. But.

1) I'll have to borrow the camera from work and take a picture of my collection. *g*

3) I first came across a fisting fic in Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan and was all ewwww.............ohhhh.......hot. And from there a few Q/O authors began writing Nightrunner* which sort of naturally lent itself to fisting with the main characters' trust issues.

*Nightrunner is a series of three books (Luck in the Shadows, Stalking Darkness, and Traitor's Moon) by Lynn Flewelling with a canonical gay couple. If you like fantasy, i highly recommend them.

*hearts on you*

These are all so fucking true. Thanks!

:D Not a problem! Just felt like getting things off my chest. Heh. Oh, Callum and his wily, sexy ways...

You know, my first thought when I read this was, "oooh, I'd like to get Calllum on my chest!

I pretty much have to second all of these. XD

Hee! Yay, Canadian-lovers, unite! (You icon = SUCH LOVE.)