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mrsronweasley) wrote2006-02-15 12:48 pm
mrsronweasley) wrote2006-02-15 12:48 pm
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Good lord, I'm bored. The morning was busy - I actually had extra stuff I had to do, and I did it, and it was good. But now I'm waiting for work again, and it's driving me crazy. (Also, I've had Callum's "waiting for papers, waiting for papers... green card!" thing from HCL stuck in my head, and it's been amusing me.)
Mouth is still sore, and I couldn't even finish my coffee. *falls asleep at her desk*
So, because I'm so bored and my manager's not here (yeah, not so much with the LJ time at work now, sadly), I wanted to make a list:
Ten Things I Have Learned Since Discovering due South:
1) It is, in fact, possible for one person to exist and all by his lonesome embody almost every single kink/thing I have: beautiful eyes that can glare and give you shivers, (lickable) cheekbones, crazy hair, veins, long lean legs, the most perfect hands, dimples, arms, ye gads, beautiful slim wrists, bony knees, um, talent, humor, tattoos, introspection, shyness, blah blah blah, you get the picture. *is PATHETIC*
2) Canada = so much cooler than us.
3) If you have a line in fanfiction that you never thought you'd cross, you might eventually cross it. *hangs head in shame* There goes the "I don't like it when people make them have kids!" line - it's waving me goodbye behind "With Six You Get Eggroll", and oh my God, where did my "I hate AUs" line go? Oh, right."Hawks and Hands" trampled it. Where did my life go? And, more importantly, when did I start writing a fic WITH ALL THE LINES CROSSED AT ONCE?
4) I am capable of having more than one OTP. It used to be one. Now it's two. But I'm pretty constant within fandoms, anyway.
5) It is possible for me to see a man who looks like he should be a GQ model and be attracted to him. *waves to Paul FUCKING Gross* All he has to do is wear a Mountie uniform and then take it all off. And make Paul Gross Arms. Utter. Fucking. Dork.
6) Have I mentioned that Canada is so much cooler than us?
7) You will watch the worst crap EVER just to look at a pretty man.
8) It is totally possible to develop new tics just from watching Paul Gross lick his lips and rub his eyebrow. It has happened to more than one person. It's like a disease. It doesn't stop.
9) Two men can lock lips on screen, as long as it's called "buddy breathing" and not "making out under water in the dark". (And leads to the Mountie making an honest Canadian out of his Chicago partner.)
10) Smoking should not be sexy, but it so totally is.
11) Necrophilia songs are funny.
11. Licking things is a fun and acceptable way to help society.
12. Curling is a sport.
13. Hockey is more fun than I thought. Heh.
14. Homoerotic undertones are kind of like large bricks to the head.
15. You can never use the word "guh" too much.
Yeah. Sadness. And yet not at all! *revels in happy Canadian stuff*
ETA: More under the cut, courtesy of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
aneli8
Mouth is still sore, and I couldn't even finish my coffee. *falls asleep at her desk*
So, because I'm so bored and my manager's not here (yeah, not so much with the LJ time at work now, sadly), I wanted to make a list:
Ten Things I Have Learned Since Discovering due South:
1) It is, in fact, possible for one person to exist and all by his lonesome embody almost every single kink/thing I have: beautiful eyes that can glare and give you shivers, (lickable) cheekbones, crazy hair, veins, long lean legs, the most perfect hands, dimples, arms, ye gads, beautiful slim wrists, bony knees, um, talent, humor, tattoos, introspection, shyness, blah blah blah, you get the picture. *is PATHETIC*
2) Canada = so much cooler than us.
3) If you have a line in fanfiction that you never thought you'd cross, you might eventually cross it. *hangs head in shame* There goes the "I don't like it when people make them have kids!" line - it's waving me goodbye behind "With Six You Get Eggroll", and oh my God, where did my "I hate AUs" line go? Oh, right."Hawks and Hands" trampled it. Where did my life go? And, more importantly, when did I start writing a fic WITH ALL THE LINES CROSSED AT ONCE?
4) I am capable of having more than one OTP. It used to be one. Now it's two. But I'm pretty constant within fandoms, anyway.
5) It is possible for me to see a man who looks like he should be a GQ model and be attracted to him. *waves to Paul FUCKING Gross* All he has to do is wear a Mountie uniform and then take it all off. And make Paul Gross Arms. Utter. Fucking. Dork.
6) Have I mentioned that Canada is so much cooler than us?
7) You will watch the worst crap EVER just to look at a pretty man.
8) It is totally possible to develop new tics just from watching Paul Gross lick his lips and rub his eyebrow. It has happened to more than one person. It's like a disease. It doesn't stop.
9) Two men can lock lips on screen, as long as it's called "buddy breathing" and not "making out under water in the dark". (And leads to the Mountie making an honest Canadian out of his Chicago partner.)
10) Smoking should not be sexy, but it so totally is.
11) Necrophilia songs are funny.
11. Licking things is a fun and acceptable way to help society.
12. Curling is a sport.
13. Hockey is more fun than I thought. Heh.
14. Homoerotic undertones are kind of like large bricks to the head.
15. You can never use the word "guh" too much.
Yeah. Sadness. And yet not at all! *revels in happy Canadian stuff*
ETA: More under the cut, courtesy of
aneli8