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mrsronweasley ([personal profile] mrsronweasley) wrote2006-07-21 08:08 am

more of the same

So, I'm having kind of one of the crappiest mornings ever, and I wanted to ask you guys:

Distract me?

I know you people love, say, oh, comment porn. Or whatever else. Or just saying silly things, because it's LJ and we're all silly. So, if you feel distracting me and just chatting, feel free. This a chat-friendly, porn-friendly, anything-goes kind of zone.

Starting...now.

[identity profile] lilac-one.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanted to call you last night, but it was 10:30 pm and I didn't know if it was too late or not, so I didn't. I've been thinking of you a lot since before you posted your post about that thing that was missing.

I am working on a little something for you, but I will have to wait to post until I'm not at work.

So I leave you with this:

Why do gay boys stick together?
Not enough lube.

Why don't gay men box?
They can't find gloves that fit over [insert visual of fisting fist]
> > < <fisting fists!) Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it" But another says "No, Lets flip it over" Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "He's happy now. But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass." Hope this cheers you up.

[identity profile] lilac-one.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And two more LJ ate.

Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.

One guy says "Lets flip for it"

But another says "No, Lets flip it over"



Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "He's happy now. But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass."


Hope these make you smile.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. My. God.

*DIES*

I just-- I love you.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies* I love you. Yay for Gay Fists of Triumph!

Yeah, I actually was asleep by that point, so thank you for not calling! But you can call anytime, before that. And it's Friday! HUR-fucking-RAH.

I am working on a little something for you, but I will have to wait to post until I'm not at work.

Oh! Oh yay! And my fic should be up sometime today, hopefully. *hopes*

*clings*

[identity profile] lilac-one.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*clings back a lot*

I'm glad I made you smile.

Also, your fic? Makes me do the happy dance of anticipation. I can't wait to read it!!!!!!

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You definitely did. And I got your voicemail! I will be calling you back once I'm a little...steadier. *g*

And...it's posted! Yay. You'll be, like, the only person reading it. *g*