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mrsronweasley ([personal profile] mrsronweasley) wrote2006-09-01 01:31 pm

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Work is sucking my SOUL, so the rest of the Five Things will have to wait, sadly.

Here are the ones so far:

For [livejournal.com profile] shihadchick:

Five Things In Ray's Apartment That He Told Fraser Stories About (even if they weren't all 100% true)

1) Stella had bought the flowery glasses two years into their marriage. They sit in the back of the cupboard because Ray doesn't like being reminded of her, but can't really get rid of them altogether. Which isn't true, because he was the one who bought them because they were bright, and he'd always liked bright glasses, and Stella had been the one to banish them to the back of the cupboard.

2) Ray tells Fraser that the bed can hold up three people fucking and not make a sound. That one is true.

3) Stella had given him the biography of Muhammad Ali for his 30th birthday. He's watched it at least once a month since then, whenever he starts losing perspective and things start looking real bad.

4) The "Luck of the Irish" thing in his bedroom was given to him by his buddy Lou who owns a pub on the South Side. He calls Ray 'Lucky Sunshine' because he's the mouthiest bastard Lou knows and how he's still alive, Lou can't account for. Lou's known him since Ray was seventeen.

5) He's always had that hat stand, Fraser had just never noticed it before, and of course he hadn't gotten it just for Fraser's Stetson, who the hell does Fraser think Ray is, Frannie? (Except he actually got it last week at a junk yard, stripped it, polished it, and put it in the corner of the hallway, right next to Dief's emergency water bowl.)



For [livejournal.com profile] alpheratz:

Five Place Ray Kowalski Never Put His Cock:

1) He never actually got to fuck Stella in the ass. He kind of wanted to, not even to say that he did, but to see what it's like, and he loved her ass - completely loved it. But she kept on waffling and putting it off and finally, just flat-out refused, so there went that. He didn't really mind - he loved sex with Stella, ass or no ass.

2) When he was three, he thought it might fun to stick his willy in an electrical socket, but his mom got there before he could try it, and so that never happened.

3) A neighborhood boy once dared him to dangle it in front one of the stray dogs that kept coming back to the trash bins for food, and Ray almost did, except then the dog bared its teeth at him, and he whimped out. The boy called him 'dangling Kowalski' for that whole summer afterwards.

4) He really, really liked Lynn Steklovsky during his short stint at college, and Stella was being weird and they weren't having sex for a whole month, and Lynn flirted with him like there was no tomorrow. One time, they actually made out and she made like she was going to go down on him, unzipped his pants and even took out his cock, when her roommate walked in and Ray had to run out of there like his pants were on fire. So, he never got to stick it in her pretty mouth.

5) Fraser once got this cock ring and they were gonna try it out and Ray volunteered for the first run, but then he looked at the cock ring, and looked at Fraser's cock, and looked back at the cock ring, and came right there, so that never happened, and they just had a lot of sex that didn't required a cock ring, and are still doing it without the cock ring, though it sits in his bedside drawer looking cool.



For [livejournal.com profile] mickeymvt:

How about 5 places Fraser didn't suck Ray's cock, but really really wanted to

1) They were on a stake-out and Ray was sitting with his legs relaxed and open and it was only their second week working together, and Fraser kept clutching at his hat, because now was definitely not the to start having horribly inappropriate thoughts about one's new partner. But Ray's cock was outlined almost perfectly within the confines of his tight jeans, and Fraser's eyes just kept being drawn to it. He was not a man who was easily impressed, but he was most definitely impressed.

2) Ray had been telling him about his traumatic experience in the bank, and when he got to the part where he urinated in his trousers, Fraser unconsciously looked down at Ray's crotch and then flushed as his mouth watered, and he had to turn away and reign himself in, and this was definitely getting out of hand.

3) Ray's physical condition might have been appalling, but there was still something very intensely appealing about him - his grace, his desire to impress, his easy presence. After Fraser helped Ray pull his holster up, he looked down, and Ray's head was thrown back, exposing his neck, and his legs were spread open. Fraser jerked away, because a sudden flash of an image - himself, on his knees, in front of Ray's unzipped corduroys - crowded his mind and he had to step away or reveal himself entirely.

4) The worst time was perhaps during the Beth Botrelle case, when he came into Ray's apartment to see Ray spread out on the couch, vulnerable, fast asleep. Ray had been wearing the same - tight, black - trousers for two days by then, and they seemed to have molded themselves in his image. One knee was slightly drawn up, the other leg flat against the cushions of the couch, and Fraser clutched at the back of the couch, steeling himself against the overwhelming desire to unzip the trousers, take hold of Ray's erection and slip it into his mouth.

5) They were sitting in front of an open fire, and Fraser could barely see Ray's face, much less the rest of him, but he could feel Ray's presence so acutely, it was as if neither one of them was wearing clothes. The heat from the fire belied the cold just outside their two-man circle, and Fraser imagined that if he were to approach Ray and strip him of his clothes, Ray would get warmer than ever. He didn't suck Ray's cock in front of the fire.

However, once they were inside their tent, with their sleeping bags all laid out and heating pads at the foot and head of each one, he allowed himself to hope, and Ray allowed himself to be stripped, and then, finally, Fraser got to taste Ray.



For [livejournal.com profile] bathsweaver:

Five Men Who've Wanted Fraser (Each In Their Own Way)

1) Sergeant Bob Fraser had always wanted for his son to follow in his footsteps, to go proudly and with his head held high, into the most honorable profession Bob could think of. When he watched his son graduate the academy and be called a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for the first time, he thought he could never be prouder. He was proven wrong, when he felt his son's gaze on his back as he and Caroline walked out of Ben's life for good.

2) Mark Smithbauer had been a little fuzzy as to how he ended up on Ben's bed at 9 o'clock at night, but soon enough, it hadn't mattered, and he discovered that all the things he thought his imagination had supplied to hsi bare-bones memories, had actually been fully fleshed out memories, and he hadn't been imagining it at all.

3) Ray Vecchio had never met anybody like Benton Fraser, and he had never really thought that he would want to spend so much time with such an out-of-this-world weird guy. But when he was suddenly faced with the prospect of his most interesting case to date without Benny, he felt lonelier than he had in years. As a friend - as the best, most exasperating and frustrating friend - Ray would miss Benny more than he ever missed anybody in his life, apart from Angie. He hoped that once the whole Vegas gig was over, Benny would be there, to greet him at the airport.

4) Renfield Turnbull had not had many role models. His father had been a slightly terrifying, if great, man, and his brothers had all taken routes in life he simply did not understand. However, upon meeting Constable Fraser, Turnbull was struck by the resemblance of this man to his perfect Mountie ideal. From that day forward, Constable Turnbull did his utmost to live up to any expectations Constable Fraser might have had of him, and beyond.

5) Ray Kowalski wanted Fraser in the simplest way that the world knew: he wanted all of him. Somehow, through drowned cars and hunted bounty hunters; through dead men walking and women walking away from death; through summer, fall, winter and spring, Ray Kowalski learned that he could, in fact, love twice, and could love just as intensely and heart-wrenchingly as he had at nineteen, when he put a ring on Stella's hand, and rode off into the sunset with her. This time, riding off into the sunrise, he hoped that the differences would keep them from derailing.



For [livejournal.com profile] lozenger8:

5 Words Ray Wished Fraser Hadn't Said During Sex

"Ray, will you marry me?"



For [livejournal.com profile] streetspirit18:

Five things about Ray that only Fraser knows about.

1) Fraser knows that Ray's first sexual experiment hadn't been with Stella.

2) Fraser knows all of Ray's erogenous zones. All of them.

3) Fraser knows that after Ray's been chopping wood for a solid half an hour, he gets a kink in his left shoulder, and one way to get rid of it out is to rub it gently with a thumb and an index finger, while breathing on the entire area. The heat of his breath allows the muscle to relax enough to massage the knot out.

4) Fraser knows that the first time Ray had given somebody a bloody nose, he was protecting his brother.

5) Fraser knows that, with the curtains parted only half-way, and the sun just coming up on the horizon, the stream outside their cabin that reflects sun on their ceiling makes Ray's eyes look see-through blue, and the wrinkles on his skin deepen and give a certain definition to his smile that it had lacked in the first year that Fraser knew him.


Okay. Back to the soul-sucking.

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
5 Words Ray Wished Fraser Hadn't Said During Sex

"Ray, will you marry me?"


Ahahahahahaha.

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* I just thought that might break the mood a bit...just a little.

[identity profile] croupier.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
OMFG where do you find this shit?? Love you SO MUCH.
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[personal profile] starfishchick 2006-09-01 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
These are great, all of them, but I think this one is my favourite: He's always had that hat stand, Fraser had just never noticed it before, and of course he hadn't gotten it just for Fraser's Stetson, who the hell does Fraser think Ray is, Frannie? (Except he actually got it last week at a junk yard, stripped it, polished it, and put it in the corner of the hallway, right next to Dief's emergency water bowl.).

You should be proud of these!!

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! The hat stand. I'm so glad you liked these, thank you. :)

[identity profile] icarion.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm impressed, those were very nice :) I especially liked the apartment stories

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I enjoyed writing those, as well. :)

[identity profile] soupytwist.livejournal.com 2006-09-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I love all of those, but especially the Five Men Who've Wanted Fraser one. I think the Turnbull one is especially impressive, and just, oh, it feels like a proper real universe that you know and love and that is the best thing ever.

Good luck with the sucking. *hugs*

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm so glad you liked that one! I wasn't sure about it. :P

*LOVES LOVES LOVES*

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, god, ray and the bright flowered glasses: such a WOOBIE.

and the ray's cock ones CRACKED ME UP.

but omg, the blowjobs fraser wanted to give ray made me SWEAT. this one in particular:

when he came into Ray's apartment to see Ray spread out on the couch, vulnerable, fast asleep. Ray had been wearing the same - tight, black - trousers for two days by then, and they seemed to have molded themselves in his image. One knee was slightly drawn up, the other leg flat against the cushions of the couch, and Fraser clutched at the back of the couch, steeling himself against the overwhelming desire to unzip the trousers, take hold of Ray's erection and slip it into his mouth.

and teh stakeout one. god, Fraser PINING for ray's cock is just AWESOME.

aser knows that, with the curtains parted only half-way, and the sun just coming up on the horizon, the stream outside their cabin that reflects sun on their ceiling makes Ray's eyes look see-through blue, and the wrinkles on his skin deepen and give a certain definition to his smile that it had lacked in the first year that Fraser knew him.

*hearts hearts HEARTS*

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, yay! I kind of...really love that image, as well. You know, the two-day worn jeans, Ray asleep on the couch, all...nnnrgh. Mmmf. (Haha, I made you sweat yesterday, too Ha! *cough*)

Thank you!

[identity profile] c-regalis.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
These are beautiful. The flowery glasses! Oh, Ray. ♥

[identity profile] mrsronweasley.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! And yeah. I kind of...really love him, canon or no canon. *g*
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[identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com 2006-09-06 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
these are all completely brilliant.