Comment fic, "Kinda Gay", F/K, PG-13

[mrsronweasley]

So, omphale23 posted this conversation from OverheardInTheOffice.com, and said that if anybody felt like writing fic for it should totally feel free. I was inspired by the truly amazing conversation.


Kinda Gay

Ray staggered into his apartment, and would have fallen on his ass, had Fraser's arm not propped him up in time. He mumbled his thanks, and attempted to straighten up. It didn't work, so he slumped against Fraser instead, and began making his point from halfway to the floor.

"So you know how I knew you were gay? Ooof! Hey, watch it!"

Fraser nearly dropped Ray onto the carpet, but his voice was steady enough behind him. "I'm sorry?"

"It's cool, Frase, but you know how I knew?" Ray panted and unbent himself slowly, almost walking on his own, except for Fraser still being attached to him, like, permanently. "Frase?"

Ray tried to turn his head, and kind of succeeded, 'cause he saw Fraser's shaking his head and rubbing his eyebrow. Yeah, there went the neck crack. Ray took it as a cue to continue.

"I knew you were gay when you started making out with me after happy hour last week." He smiled, 'cause he knew he'd proven his point for once, all logic, none of that gut shit. Fraser kissed him - stuck his tongue down Ray's throat, in fact - so he couldn't possibly deny that he was queer. All evidence pointed towards - that conclusion. Yeah. Ray finally turned around, only...

"Uh, Frase?" Fraser's arm was still wrapped around his waist.

"Oh. Oh, yes." Fraser nodded, but he looked kind of out of it. Looked like he was agreeing with Ray, but mostly, it looked like he was watching Ray's mouth, and Ray wondered what was so interesting about his mouth - he tried looking, too, but it was his mouth, so he couldn't exactly tell - and then his brain kicked back in. Fraser was watching his mouth. So, Ray watched Fraser's mouth, and then Fraser's mouth opened, and Ray licked his lips and got all ready to prove his point again, but...Fraser wasn't going in for that. He was talking. "Well, I, uh- I suppose that one might, in fact... come to that conclusion, based on the events that had transpired last week. However, one might also look at it as a singular incident which --"

Fraser kept on talking, and most of it was going in one ear and out the other, because it was all bullshit, anyway, but his mouth was pretty. So, Ray decided to give him some evidence of his own, and also hey, if the guy was convinced it was just the one incident and didn't make him gay, well, Ray would make him gay, 'cause two times equaled twice the gay.

So he shut Fraser up and then, when they were sprawled across Ray's bed, naked, sweaty and kinda limp, Fraser had no choice but to admit that actually coming in a guy's mouth and jerking a guy off is not a singular incident. Yeah. Fraser was kinda gay. Which was totally okay, because Ray wasn't exactly the straightest cop in town.

***

Yeah. Construction workers can be truly brilliant, what can I say?

*runs away*

Oh, but oh! Before I run away, I have a question for those of you who use Flexible Squares as your LJ layout. How do I put up a banner on top of my layout? Because I'm kinda LJ-layout dumb. I'm sorry. I'm entirely too sexy pretty for their HTML.

Comments

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

ahahaha!!! awesome.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Hee, yay! :D

[kasche.livejournal.com]

And SuperBruni comes to the rescue! :P Everything you might need to know is here. :D (I would suggest friending that community... there's a lot of fun stuff in it. ;) )

Also, so sorry I haven't replied to your email yet! :(

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

SuperBruni rocks! Sadly, I just looked at the thing and went cross-eyed. I'll have to figure it out, like, sit down and actively try to figure it out. Because...WTF? I'm confuuuuuused. (Why is it so complicated? Stylesheets? WTF?)

And oh, honey! Don't worry about it!! I am such crap at doing ANYTHING on time, I totally, totally understand. Seriously. Do NOT worry!

*LOVES*

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Oh! I know the feeling, don't worry. ;D First of all - you've got a paid account, which makes things easier, since you can use a theme layer. :)

To create a theme layer: [click me!]

Then, look at the "Adding a Header Image Using a Theme Layer" section. :D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Yay, thank you! I'll look at it all at home and see what kind of heads and tails I can make of it. *g* Thaaaaaaaaank you! ♥

[kasche.livejournal.com]

If you have any problem just ping me. ;)

[bathsweaver.livejournal.com]

it was all bullshit, anyway, but his mouth was pretty.

HEEEE. Ray totally has Fraser's number. Good of him to explain to Fraser how the buddy-breathing excuse only works once. ;p

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ray DOES. Even plastered, he's smart. *g* "Buddy breathing" my BUTT. :P

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Those are clearly the best construction workers ever.

Also, drunk Ray owns my soul.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Aren't they just? Gotta love it. :D

And I love me a drunken Ray. *pets him*

[woo2step.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Fraser is kinda gay. *loves this a lot* Cute, so cute!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Just a little. *squints* Juuuuust a little bit. (In that way where he's a giant homo and in the closet for an altogether different reason.) Thank you! :D

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

You are my hero. I TOTALLY love this, because Ray would SO say that, don't you think? Hee! Awesome.

*twirls you*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Yay! \o/ He really would. He really, totally would. :D

[entropical87.livejournal.com]

Drunk!Ray is totally on the top five of favorites Rays ever. And this? "Ray would make him gay, 'cause two times equaled twice the gay." Ded. If that's not one of the best examples of drunk (and especially Drunk!Ray) logic I've seen... I had to smother the sporfling so Roommate wouldn't come see what was funny.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ha, yay! Made you giggle. *g* Drunk Ray is a beautiful thing. I can see him being very honest when he's drunk. And very, um. Physical. Yeah.

[the_antichris.livejournal.com]

Hee! Avoidy Fraser and drunk!Ray logic. *loves*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Yay, thank you! Avoidy!Fraser cracks me up even more than drunk!Ray. Because he is so obvious.

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

Very nice. Those overheard construction workers were in MY TOWN! Oh yeah baby....now we just have to put them in mountie and cop uniforms.
*goes to a happy place*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ha! You should totally seek them out and be all, "all right, you get a hundred bucks total to put on these uniforms and make out while I film. Deal?" If, that is, you're willing to part with a hundred bucks for some home-made porn. *cough*

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

*tugs at super empty pockets and pouts*
But if I DID have that $100 - I'd be right on it!

[omphale]

I'm willing to bankroll this project. In the interests of artistic expression.

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

Well - to be honest - this type of artistic expression really requires something more along the lines of a million dollars.
*whistles "If I had a million dollars" innocently*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ahhh...if only. Then, perhaps, we could even get Mrs. Gross and Rennie involved. I mean, not to say they're cheap, or anything, but...

[ruthless1.livejournal.com]

omphale23 - can you accomadate mrsronweasley and I on this? Just this once - we will NEVER ask you for a million dollars ever again.
*pinky swears*

[omphale]

You have *no idea* how much I wish I could. No idea. I may start buying lottery tickets just for the hope of being able to help such a worthy project get off.

Get off the ground. That's what I meant.

(Paul Gross could do the soundtrack. I bet he'd work for cheaper then. We might only need $750,000--but then there wouldn't be any BNL tie-in possibilities.)

[cabari.livejournal.com]

It's like in The 40 Year Old Virgin! You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says I LIKE BALLS.

Mmm, anwyay! Aww

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

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AWESOME.

:D

[cabari.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry, I totally realised I didn't write anything about the, you know. Story. But, oh Ray. You dork. I love it.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's okay! But thank you! :D

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Ray panted and unbent himself slowly, almost walking on his own, except for Fraser still being attached to him, like, permanently.

I like this visual. Drunk!Ray is awesome.

Fraser kept on talking, and most of it was going in one ear and out the other, because it was all bullshit, anyway, but his mouth was pretty

Fraser's mouth is also awesome. I'm with Ray on this one. *g*

This is a very fun fic to wake up to, thanks! (and um, yes, I did get up at not-quite-three. Er.)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Damn. Am I jealous? Yes I am. Because not-quite-three is my almost-leaving-work time, after eight hours of work. Damn. I am heinously jealous. *sigh* But thank you! :D Ray is very smart sometimes.

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

Fabulous! Twice the gay!! :D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you! With those two, it's ALWAYS twice the gay! \o/

[mickeymvt.livejournal.com]

*snicker* DrunkRay logic is good logic.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just? :P Oh, Ray.

[streetspirit18.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ray. How much do I love you? So very much. You're the only fictional character that I would consider stalking then get you drunk and get you into my bed.

What? WHAT? *beams*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, join the line. *g* God, the things I could do to that man... *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

Fraser had no choice but to admit that actually coming in a guy's mouth and jerking a guy off is not a singular incident.

hee! some things you just can't argue with.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I mean, really. When there are voluntary bodily fluids involved? Sorry. GAY.

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

hey, if the guy was convinced it was just the one incident and didn't make him gay, well, Ray would make him gay, 'cause two times equaled twice the gay.

Hee! I LOVE Ray's logic! :) And the whole piece. YAY! \o/

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D I had a fun five minutes, writing it. :P