mrsronweasley | New lows, behold!

New lows, behold!

So, I'm bored. And at work. What else is new? (And, you know. That other thing, that is in the process of being flown across the ocean.)

So. Okay.

If anybody would be interested in getting a DVD-type commentary on any of my fics, feel free to ask.

No, like, seriously? I'm bored. It [the commentary] might not be very incredibly involved (or at all interesting!), but...yeah. Ask away, if you're interested.

Or, alternatively, tell me a joke. Or both. Whichever. Free-for-all, as always.

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DVD COMMENTARY OMFG. YES. YES PLEASE. OH MY GOD.

(Um, by which I mean, I love the DVD commentary thing and think you would be especially entertaining and would love to hear about any story you might feel like talking about.)

A joke... hmm. This is not exactly a joke but it is much, much funnier than most of my jokes anyway. Or, wait, does "Voodoo" count? *ducks flying bricks coming from Vancouver*

Otherwise, I present: RENE DESCARTES! starring in... A REALLY TERRIBLY JOKE!

Rene Descartes walks into a resturant and sits down for dinner. The waiter comes over and asks if he'd like an appetizer.
"No, thank you," says Descartes, "I'd just like to order dinner."
"Would you like to hear our daily specials?" asks the waiter.
"No," says Descartes, getting impatient.
"Would you like a drink before dinner?" the waiter asks.
Descartes is insulted, since he's a tee-totaler.
"I think not!" he says indignantly, and POOF! he disappears.

*snickers*

Oh, dude, no, you gotta pick one. That's way too hard, picking my own. >.< You love me anyway, right?

Okay, that is seriously a brilliant joke. Because AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I really shouldn't find it that funny, should I?..

*is a dork*

I'd quite like to hear more about the professor!AU, but this may be biased since I helped. :D Or maybe 'and this is what it's for' if you'd rather talk about something shorter?

I LOVE that joke. It makes me cackle every damn time. :D

*dorks at you*

(*is incapable of imagining that as anything other than chicken-like... as in "DORdorkdorkdork!" hee.*)

Ohhhh, professor!AU. I might actually do that, though it IS long. Maybe not to finish today, but...hmmm! I think I might. *g* (And you were there the whole damn time, and I love you for holding my hand LIEK WHOA.)

You are a dork, too. Therefore, you love that joke. Stands to reason. :D

*loves and dorks all over you~~r face~~*

Yay! And dude, it's epic, I'd be well impressed if you finished a commentary today. :)

*LOVE*

And hee - I never figured bukkake as something I'd be into, but apparently dork!bukkake is the exception.

HA! Yeah, not a fucking chance. :D

DORK!BUKKAKE. I love you more than life itself.

It's goin' IN THE JAR! We actually have a philosophy joke jar in the philosophy department that I work in and this is Worthy.Of.The.Jar.
Sadly enough.

You could always do DVD commentary on MSF....*g* (you know I love it)

I don't have a joke, but OMG, I'm going to see you this weekend, and YOU are going to see someone TODAY. *twirls you*

Huh! MSF, eh? I think that one's a keeper. *g*

And yes! So much to look forward to! Her plane's supposed to land in less than two hours. Of course, it won't be till after work that I'll get to see her, but still! Still! Eeeee! And then Saturday should be lots and lots of fun. :D

You should do guest commentary on someone else's fic. That would be fun.

I took the highlighter off my lip when I saw my client, but she's gone now, and it's back there. I don't know. I really, really don't know.

Hm... I gots nothing, sweets. All my funny stories are related to Tony (the maintenence guy, my fake work boyfriend), and they are sort of you have to be there things. I'm tapped. Drained dry. I want an apple cider donut. You gonna be in NY this weekend? You should get me a bag.

Work is boring, Liz.

Awwww! I'm sorry work is boring. But at least your lip has some blood flow now! (That was my first thought: ow?) I'd do a commentary on someone else's fic, if it weren't a bit, you know...rude. *g* WEIRD.

I am not going to NYC this weekend, alas. But...umm...bag? What?

A bag of apple cider donuts, silly. They have them at the Union Square Farmer's Market, and it's too bad you're not. I'll be there for sure. I forgot about them forever and remembered the other day and now I'm making my way there this weekend hell or high water. Mmm. I don't know how close to Union Square Sam is, but next time you're in the city for the weekend you should try to make your way over there. They are so good.

My comments to you are so stream-of-consciousness. Blah.

Link of the day, wherein author Molly Ivins is very funny.

I should add: probably not work-safe, as it explains about the Texas law prohibiting a person from owning six or more dildos, and how to get around it.

Damn, and you got my hopes up, and everything! *g*

Dude, I so have to read that when I get home.

And shouldn't a certain plane have landed by now? :D x

It did, indeed. The eagle called at noon. I've been on the edge of my seat eversince. *g*

i tell this joke every time i get the chance.

why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

because proper tea is theft.

*proud*

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New lows, behold!

don't make me bust out the pirate jokes as well :P

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