HI! I am eating breakfast and getting ready to go cause my hair to be cut, and it is EXCITING - although, as per my mother's orders, I'm not allowed to do anything too radical, since I have to impress the Extended Familial Multitudes with my maturity and classiness (I know, right?). Still: HAIRCUT WHEE!

Also, hi. Hi! I'm writing the alternate universe in which Rodney McKay is a woman, and keep winding up in the PORN CORNER, wherein she's sexing up everything imaginable. On balance, I count this as a WIN FOR THE HOME PORN TEAM.

Um, yes. Possibly I should not eat cereal with sugar on, first thing in the...well, in the period-of-consciousness, since it's only barely morning anymore.

HI.