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mrsronweasley) wrote2006-09-25 11:15 pm
mrsronweasley) wrote2006-09-25 11:15 pm
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The most shallow post you'll *ever* see.
Another idea that ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bluebrocade had was "your favorite CKR body parts."
Of which there are many. I just couldn't pass that up.
So, here I have a handy little illustration, with the main points highlighted, and then elucidated in the commentary below.
The Illustration:
1) GENERAL FACIAL AREA.
Oh, he is just adorable. Okay, maybe that's not the right word. "Gorgeous," maybe. "Stunning" would certainly work. His imperfect face, with its myriad lines and slightly crooked nose. With his deep blue eyes that sometimes freak me out because they GLOW, and their long, loooong lashes. The eyebrows that quirk a bit when he smiles, and the dimples on his cheeks. His perfect fucking bone structure - who has bone structure like that, I ask you? The smooth open forehead, and the stubble, and the everything. He is such an astonishingly pretty man.
2) THE HAIR (and ears).
His HAIR. Is experimental. And I really do love it best when it stands up like that, defying any laws or rules of gravity. How long does it take to get up like that? I don't know that I want to know. But I love that he dyes his hair, and that sometimes, his hair is so bad, you can barely stand to look at it (yes, I'm talking to you, "La Femme Nikita" and "Viper"). And sometimes, when it's longer and frames his face (a la "Mutant X"), it makes him look a bit like something out of a fairy tale. Just give him a sword. (One request? Callum? Stay away from the "slicked back and gelled" look. BAD. BAD BAD BAD.) And his funny little (biggish) ears. Awwww. They're at such an...odd angle. It's kind of adorable.
3) THE ARMS.
Yeah. What can I say. I'm a sucker for his arms. (And his tattoo.) I love veins, okay? And he's all...muscular and veiny, but not in that gross way, like many body builders, but in a more..."life has done that out of necessity" way, which I can appreciate quite a bit. It's not like he spends hours and hours at the gym, but he makes me think of people that just Do Stuff, and then arms like that happen. They're not there to impress, they're there to be functional. I love that. (I'm just a fan of the "lean yet kind of muscular" look in general. He kind of fits the bill scarily well.)
4) BELLY!
Yes. It's even t-shirt covered here! I love his cute little belly. He doesn't have washboard abs, and I really kind of love that. It's adorable. Life did that, too, you know? Shows he isn't obsessed with his looks (besides the hair) and isn't afraid to be imperfect, like so many Hollywood actors. Which, of course, makes him rather perfect. (Thwarted, CKR. Thwarted.) Don't you just want to pet it? (Yeah, well, get in line. *EMO SIGH*)
5) THE HAND AND WRIST AREA.
Before I was completely aware of my leg fetish, I knew I had an odd thing for hands and wrists. I love hands. I love long, elegant, slim fingers. I love wide palms and dry skin and seeing where people have been, and what they've touched. CKR's hands are kind of frighteningly beautiful. If I were to illustrate "the perfect hands" - which, hey, I've actually tried - they would look like that. Strong, slim, perfect. (The bastard.) I tend to get a little carried away, watching his hands. I've even developed a thing for guns, which is disturbing, seeing as how I hate the very idea of them. But Callum with a gun? I'd pay to see that. And his wrists? I...I like boney...umm... okay. This will sound wrong. I like boney things! But, what I mean to say is, places like the knees or wrists or knuckles, where you see the bone underneath the skin, I find extremely sexy. And his wrists? Extremely sexy. And he has that silver bracelet, which kind of drives me crazy, and it just... I mean... You know that watch he wears in "For Those Who Hunt the Wounded Down"? Yeah, that one? Instant orgasm.
6) THE LEGS.
So, I have this thing for legs. Always have. It took me a while to admit this to myself, but putting the two and two together wasn't really that difficult, in the end, so here we are: me and my long, lean legs fetish.
Enter: Callum Keith Rennie. All near-six-foot-tall of him, and his pretty-much-my-entire-height legs. The tongue lolls out, begins to pant, and then there's drool, and the whole thing is pretty embarrassing, really. But! It's lucky for us all that nobody has learned to read thoughts yet. (At least...I hope not.) Because that would be TRULY embarrassing. But, oh, the things I could do to his legs. I have a list. It's about as long as his thighs, put together. Probably longer, even.
Just LOOK at them. They're so long, they don't fit in the damn PICTURE. Nnnngh. No fair.
So, there you have it. The most shallow post you'll ever see.
Do I win a prize?
\o/
Good night!
bluebrocade had was "your favorite CKR body parts."Of which there are many. I just couldn't pass that up.
So, here I have a handy little illustration, with the main points highlighted, and then elucidated in the commentary below.
The Illustration:
1) GENERAL FACIAL AREA.
Oh, he is just adorable. Okay, maybe that's not the right word. "Gorgeous," maybe. "Stunning" would certainly work. His imperfect face, with its myriad lines and slightly crooked nose. With his deep blue eyes that sometimes freak me out because they GLOW, and their long, loooong lashes. The eyebrows that quirk a bit when he smiles, and the dimples on his cheeks. His perfect fucking bone structure - who has bone structure like that, I ask you? The smooth open forehead, and the stubble, and the everything. He is such an astonishingly pretty man.
2) THE HAIR (and ears).
His HAIR. Is experimental. And I really do love it best when it stands up like that, defying any laws or rules of gravity. How long does it take to get up like that? I don't know that I want to know. But I love that he dyes his hair, and that sometimes, his hair is so bad, you can barely stand to look at it (yes, I'm talking to you, "La Femme Nikita" and "Viper"). And sometimes, when it's longer and frames his face (a la "Mutant X"), it makes him look a bit like something out of a fairy tale. Just give him a sword. (One request? Callum? Stay away from the "slicked back and gelled" look. BAD. BAD BAD BAD.) And his funny little (biggish) ears. Awwww. They're at such an...odd angle. It's kind of adorable.
3) THE ARMS.
Yeah. What can I say. I'm a sucker for his arms. (And his tattoo.) I love veins, okay? And he's all...muscular and veiny, but not in that gross way, like many body builders, but in a more..."life has done that out of necessity" way, which I can appreciate quite a bit. It's not like he spends hours and hours at the gym, but he makes me think of people that just Do Stuff, and then arms like that happen. They're not there to impress, they're there to be functional. I love that. (I'm just a fan of the "lean yet kind of muscular" look in general. He kind of fits the bill scarily well.)
4) BELLY!
Yes. It's even t-shirt covered here! I love his cute little belly. He doesn't have washboard abs, and I really kind of love that. It's adorable. Life did that, too, you know? Shows he isn't obsessed with his looks (besides the hair) and isn't afraid to be imperfect, like so many Hollywood actors. Which, of course, makes him rather perfect. (Thwarted, CKR. Thwarted.) Don't you just want to pet it? (Yeah, well, get in line. *EMO SIGH*)
5) THE HAND AND WRIST AREA.
Before I was completely aware of my leg fetish, I knew I had an odd thing for hands and wrists. I love hands. I love long, elegant, slim fingers. I love wide palms and dry skin and seeing where people have been, and what they've touched. CKR's hands are kind of frighteningly beautiful. If I were to illustrate "the perfect hands" - which, hey, I've actually tried - they would look like that. Strong, slim, perfect. (The bastard.) I tend to get a little carried away, watching his hands. I've even developed a thing for guns, which is disturbing, seeing as how I hate the very idea of them. But Callum with a gun? I'd pay to see that. And his wrists? I...I like boney...umm... okay. This will sound wrong. I like boney things! But, what I mean to say is, places like the knees or wrists or knuckles, where you see the bone underneath the skin, I find extremely sexy. And his wrists? Extremely sexy. And he has that silver bracelet, which kind of drives me crazy, and it just... I mean... You know that watch he wears in "For Those Who Hunt the Wounded Down"? Yeah, that one? Instant orgasm.
6) THE LEGS.
So, I have this thing for legs. Always have. It took me a while to admit this to myself, but putting the two and two together wasn't really that difficult, in the end, so here we are: me and my long, lean legs fetish.
Enter: Callum Keith Rennie. All near-six-foot-tall of him, and his pretty-much-my-entire-height legs. The tongue lolls out, begins to pant, and then there's drool, and the whole thing is pretty embarrassing, really. But! It's lucky for us all that nobody has learned to read thoughts yet. (At least...I hope not.) Because that would be TRULY embarrassing. But, oh, the things I could do to his legs. I have a list. It's about as long as his thighs, put together. Probably longer, even.
Just LOOK at them. They're so long, they don't fit in the damn PICTURE. Nnnngh. No fair.
So, there you have it. The most shallow post you'll ever see.
Do I win a prize?
\o/
Good night!
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and now, instead of reading about place of articulation (which, HI, I pretty much already know, since I'm a linguistics major), I am going to stare at the pretty, pretty man, with his pretty, pretty...everything.
And? You are totally not a freak with the boney-wrist loving. NOT A FREAK. Or, um, not the only one. Yes. That's all I'm saying.
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And yay, I am not alone! See, I love his wrists. A LOT. I notice people's wrists more than is strictly healthy, I'm sure. And their knees. It may or may not be bordering on a fetish... *looks shifty eyed*
\o/
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Really, though, I'm just in it for the ASL and the Arabic. Because I am a ho for languages.
Wrists are sexy! Go ahead: cross that border! make it a fetish! it might be fun...
How hot can one guy be?
Do I win a prize?
You SO win. \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
***Best Annotated Photograph! Ever!***
I want to see the "things you could do to his legs list." I have the same reaction as you to beautiful hands, long beautiful legs, the lean-yet-muscular look. All of it. So I love you, and you WIN.
And the DIAGRAM?? Is the BEST! On THAT photo! How fucking hot can one guy be?
I ask you: How did the photographer not have a spontaneous orgasm?
Oh, maybe they did, and they fell over, and they snapped the photo on the way down, and that's why his legs don't fit in the frame. :)
I mean, the smile would have been enough to put me down for the count. But once he opened those legs and hitched his hands into his jeans pockets
I would have been ded.
How much do I LOVE that this photo, while being CKR to the utmost, is also RAY? I love it immensely. :) Ray!
Re: How hot can one guy be?
I'm so glad you get it. I mean...seriously. He is just...GAH, too perfect for words.
I ask you: How did the photographer not have a spontaneous orgasm?
Actually, I really like your theory. *g* I really have no idea how ANYBODY can be around him without bursting into flames. Seriously. THe man is HOT. HOT HOT HOT. That smile? Those legs? Thuds all around. ALL around.
How much do I LOVE that this photo, while being CKR to the utmost, is also RAY? I love it immensely. :) Ray!
YES. I actually said that very thing, and then deleted it. But it's true. What I was thinking, also, is that CKR was perfect for Ray. Physically, like...yes. That is what Ray Kowalski looks like. For many reasons, this is his body, this is who he is. And I LOVE that. He took the character and ran with him, and he made him so...ALIVE. Mmm. Love that.
\o/!
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Um...are you sure you didn't forget a body part? *looks innocent*
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*is full of couth*
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Yes, he has a FANTASTIC crotch. We'd all like to get to know it better. The sheer number of hours I have spent daydreaming about is sad and probably psychotic. Mmm, CKR crotch...
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High road... sneaky road... It's all the same thing, right?
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Nope. It is ALLLLL there. If you look really hard. ;)
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That's all I got, because this was too good to leave anything but YES.
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And...YES.
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You are so shallow that I don't think I can even be in the same COMMENT THREAD AS YOU!
Ok. I was totally lying. I am in love with this *licks it all over and gets a wet screen*
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*licks you ALL over*
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Da da da....*wriggles*
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*distributes love and adoration between you and Callum more or less equally*
*less-than-threes*
Mmm, Callum.
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*loves you a whole, whole lot, and also, less-than-threes you, and a whole slew of other naughty things*
mwah!
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- I agree, wholeheartedly. CKR+sword= total, complete porn
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I'm of the theory-give any guy a sword and he automatically turns into total, complete hotness See? *points at icon*
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You should do shallow posts more often, you really should. \m/\c/\m/\c/
I have to mention though... in a more..."life has done that out of necessity" way, which I can appreciate quite a bit. It's not like he spends hours and hours at the gym, but he makes me think of people that just Do Stuff, and then arms like that happen... made me think of, uh, golf, and golf made me think of my icon *points* and my icon made me think of... well.
\c?
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And, okay, see, the golf is a relatively RECENT phenomenon, right? Just a couple of years? So, like...he was all... mountain-climbing before. And crap. He.. he... he WAS normal... once... right? *lip wobbles*
/m\
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I have to word everything you said. Mmm, hands. Mmm, long legs. Mmm, bony bits. Lean and still kinda muscular is my absolute favoritest body type. But the gelled back hair? I said all the BADs aloud to myself because seriously, Callum honey? No. No, no, no, no, NO.
Have I told you lately how much I love your crazy? ♥
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You loving my crazy totally works for me, because I love your crazy, too! *g* Mmmm....LEGS. Just saying. Oh, Callum.
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(And oh hey, I see I am not alone in the "used to hate guns, but" Callum with a gun! Callum wearing shoulder holster! GUH!)
And you can spot me at MJ next month by the familiar Champion tattoo on my right bicep.