(whoa, look, due South talk! See? SEE?)

[mrsronweasley]

So, I was tagged for stop_drop_porn, right? And I'm looking through the kink list, and - okay, so I already vaguely knew what I was going to write, but it never hurts to see what else is out there, right? And I came up to the "unexpectedly good in bed/sex god" kink and realized: I'm expecting both of them to be really good in bed. There is not, like, a single doubt in my mind. Fraser, because he's Fraser and has a prehensile tongue and is all...well, he's Fraser, right? That makes sense to me. And Ray because he's Ray, and he's passionate, and a great dancer, and hi, that scene from "Strange Bedfellows"? Exactly. (Also, hands. Hands hands hands.)

So, apparently, I really do honestly believe they're both really good in bed. I don't know why this amuses me. But it does. Projection? Wishful thinking?

I'm off to write porn now. Feel free to discuss this amongst yourselves. Because where's the bad in that?

ETA: Oh, and yes! Speaking of porn and all that, would anybody be willing to do a quick and dirty beta on this? It'll have to be quick, 'cause it's stop_drop_porn, and I am hoping I'll be done in about two-three hours. Anyone? Bueller? There may be, well, porn in your future. And a smile! Maybe even a cookie.

And for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, your name may not rhyme with fruitlinegirl. *cough*

Done, thank you! ♥