mrsronweasley | (whoa, look, due South talk! See? SEE?)

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So, I was tagged for

stop_drop_porn, right? And I'm looking through the kink list, and - okay, so I already vaguely knew what I was going to write, but it never hurts to see what else is out there, right? And I came up to the "unexpectedly good in bed/sex god" kink and realized: I'm expecting both of them to be really good in bed. There is not, like, a single doubt in my mind. Fraser, because he's Fraser and has a prehensile tongue and is all...well, he's Fraser, right? That makes sense to me. And Ray because he's Ray, and he's passionate, and a great dancer, and hi, that scene from "Strange Bedfellows"? Exactly. (Also, hands. Hands hands hands.)

So, apparently, I really do honestly believe they're both really good in bed. I don't know why this amuses me. But it does. Projection? Wishful thinking?

I'm off to write porn now. Feel free to discuss this amongst yourselves. Because where's the bad in that?

ETA: Oh, and yes! Speaking of porn and all that, would anybody be willing to do a quick and dirty beta on this? It'll have to be quick, 'cause it's stop_drop_porn, and I am hoping I'll be done in about two-three hours. Anyone? Bueller? There may be, well, porn in your future. And a smile! Maybe even a cookie.

And for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, your name may not rhyme with fruitlinegirl. *cough*

Done, thank you! ♥

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I'll be home from work at 6:30 and can do it then, if you want.

Oh, that would rule! Thank you, sweetie! ♥

No problem. Send it along whenever it's ready.

I think of them as good in bed, too. Which is why reading non-perfect sex between them (um, Estrella's got a great one) is so fun! :)

I am writing first-time (not Fraser/RayK, not even DS) and it is HARD to make them be not awesome in bed. Fic has warped my brain!!

HI.

Heee! Yeah, they're just both....nnnnrgh. I can't explain it. It's a feeling. They're both amazing.

HI :D

(Good luck! Whatcha writing?)

Um, Canadian athletes. Alexandre Despatie (diver) and Sidney Crosby (hockey player) if you want to get specific.

HI.

Heeee! I hope it's going well! :D

You're slashing Sidney Crosby? That's both somehow wrong and yet weirdly hot.

Though I have read Steve Yzerman/Brendan Shanahan mpreg before, and after that nothing could shock me. *Shudder*

I am, because I am going to The Special Hell.

Steve Yzerman/Brendan Shanahan mpreg? I'd say "really?" but ... I totally believe you.

It was horrible,wrongly horrible, but I COULD NOT STOP reading it. Like a trainwreck it was, I had to rubber-neck.

Is there room for more in The Special Hell? Cause I think I'm headed that way...

Oh, I believe The Special Hell has room for ALL the fangirls. (Which is what's going to make it so much fun!)

Which is the Estrella one? Because inquiring minds want to know...

And please don't make me post this to

dc_ficfinders. I've made about 90% of the post there from the last two months. /is embarassed

Slippery When Wet! Enjoy!

And for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, your name may not rhyme with [info]fruitlinegirl. *cough*

heeeeeeeeeee. I had to SOUND IT OUT. PRETTY.

(they are totally both awesome in bed. SCORCHING, as a matter of fact.)

I was confused, because fruit and brook don't rhyme! *also pretty?*

*pets*

So very, VERY pretty, you are! \o/

(And YES. They totally are. 'Cause Ray is so damn enthusiastic and passionate and just all about it, and Fraser is very, very good at taking care of others. *cough*)

\o/

Of course, you could always flip that around and make them unexpectedly bad in bed. But then, oh right--porn, not comedy. :)

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But... but... where's the fun in that? :P

Where's the fun in that?!

Ray, trying his damnedest to take his jeans off without getting his boots off first. Fraser, tripping over the massive piles of laundry scattered around Ray's bedroom floor. Ray, foraging for the lube and pulling his entire bedside drawer out of socket and slamming it into his bad knee. Fraser, getting tangled up in his own Sam Browne and toppling into Ray and onto the bed, only to squish Dief, who had been there first, thank you very much. The mindless panic and flailing that follow, and well and wounded and scathing recrimination from Dief.

Dief's further opinion on non-puppy-making sex, animals that are in heat four seasons of the year, and the human race in particular--in or out of heat--at any time of the year.

Finally getting Ray's pants (and boots, not in that order) off. A few awed, frightened moments of speculation at his boxers (Seriously, Ray, she irons them?). Getting Fraser's pants off. Fraser's boxers. Gloating and turnabout is fair play. Each maneuvering to be on bottom. Pause. Each maneuvering to be on top. Pause. You gotta make up your mind, here, Fraser, cause it don't work this way!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH. SO SO SO SO MUCH.

WHY DO YOU NOT WRITE. WOMAN. I WILL HARASS YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU GET SOMETHING DONE.

*glowers*

\0/

Also, GOOD MORING! (which I have wasted away reading pron and not doing any work at all, which means I won't get lunch, but who cares! Porn!

MORNING! :D

Yeah, I did the same thing, pretty much. WE WIN! :D

I can see Ray being surprised that Fraser is unexpectedly good in bed. I wouldn't be surprised by it myself, though. *g*

Ha! Good point. *g* Of course, he'd be totally underestimating him...

I don't know about the whole good-in-bed question. Because yes, definitely, after a while together they'd both be phenomenal (because of the aformentioned tongue/hand/focus points, and the intimacy, and the familiarity with each other's bodies and likes and dislikes and turn-ons). But right off the bat? Especially in those stories where they've only ever been with women? I'm not sure if it's more realistic to say that the sex wouldn't be that great, but I think it's certainly believable to imagine their first time as awkward, weird, and maybe a little desperate and unsatisfying. And I kinda have a kink for that, because then you get to see how things change and get better. I really liked what Kat did in "End of the Road" - she acknowledged that, yep, sex was sometimes phenomenal, but sometimes Fraser had a hard time getting outside his own head, and Ray got easily frustrated and discouraged, and a lot of the time the sex just fizzled. The story is, yeah, a downer, but that element of realism in their sexual relationship made it even more compelling, at least for me.

But then...*sigh* I'm the one writing a 45+ page rentboy!Fraser story and there is still no sex. So perhaps I need to work on imagining Fraser as a much more sexual and erotic character. It'll be tough, but I'll work at it.

Oh, no, I totally know I'm being unrealistic. Then again, it's due South and realism isn't exactly its forte. *g* For me, it's basically, that separate of each other, they're just good in bed. If that makes sense. It doesn't have to be phenomenal all that time - that is extremely rare, in fact. But, just...I see them as enthusiasic and all that. So, just...a preference.

45+ pages of Rentboy!Fraser and there is no sex? See, that takes SKILL. And a stronger woman than I. *g* Good luck!

You are. SO weird.

Hi, Del. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

I chalk it up to them both being so friggin' hot that they can't NOT be dynamite in bed.

Hehehe. Precisely! :D

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