Oscar spam #1!

[mrsronweasley]

I wanna do Ellen. ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[bohemian--storm.livejournal.com]

I wanna do Daniel Craig... (And I still don't think he looks like Callum, but good God, he is pretty.)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, he is SO hot. I love him a LOT. Mmmmm.

[cabari.livejournal.com]

SO HOT. And so frickin awesome.

I want a threesome with her and her girlfriend.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

She looks FANTASTIC and oh my god, she is the awesomest. I was cracking the hell up. :D :D :D

YES. Who's the girlfriend?

[cabari.livejournal.com]

PORTIA DE ROSSI. Who, OH MY GOD, I would fuck senseless on the basis of Arrested Development alone. Even if she wasn't fucking smoking hot.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I WAS HOPING THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER. I WISH SHE'D EAT MORE, BUT SHE IS SO, SO HOT. OMG.

[cabari.livejournal.com]

She looks a full metric shitton better than a lot of tv/movie stars, though. Plus, they are ADORABLE together and i just. Nngh.

I think my favorite thing about Ellen is the fact that it's KNOWN she's gay but it's never really a big deal, because she doesn't really make it one. It's just. hey, I'm gay, okay moving on...

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

This is true, and she's got that knock-out SMILE and just YES. Nnnnrg.

And yes! I love that! She made a big splash, the world moved on, and she's just the funny/awesome lady that everybody can't help but love. And I love that. Oh, Ellen! ♥ I have such a huge crush on her. *sigh*

[cabari.livejournal.com]

Unlike Rosie O'Donnell, say, where it's like "I'M GAY, so I like post-it notes." You know? Like everything has to do with her queerness. Which, no. Ellen is just so... aww! So low-key and adorable and LOVE. I love her so much!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh God, YES. Rosie O'Donnell is fucking SCARY and she makes the rest of queer folk look bad. But Ellen is just...wonderful! We love her! YAY!

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I was just saying how much I wanted to do Ellen a couple hours ago. Her sense of humor makes her SO damn sexy.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

That, and her LEGS are OUT OF THIS WORLD AWESOME. Have you ever seen "If These Walls Could Talk 2"? Nnnnnnnrgh.

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Oh, NO! I have not! But obviously I'm going to have to now. I've always thought she should show off more of her body sometimes, because she's just as cute as can be. *hearts*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, Kristi. Oh my God. That movie is FILLEd with hot. Like, the first story is heartbreaking and I usually skip it, 'cause...well, it's sad. The second one has Chloe Sevigny, and I had the BIGGEST crush on her in high school, because in that film, she is just... she is... oh man. She's butch and willowy and beautiful and fucks Michelle Williams and just. YEAH. And then! You get Sharon Stone and Ellen FUCKING and I have no WORDS. No. WORDS. Nnnnrgh.

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

!!!! Oh, hell yes.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

YEAH. Mmmmf. I need to own that. I really, really need to own that.

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I'm already wondering where I can find a download, like, RIGHT NOW.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I, uh. Just bought it. XD

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Eeee! OMG, You totally WIN. \o/

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Or maybe I just lose. :P

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

...oh, that Ellen.

Yeah, she's cute. *g*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah, the other Ellen. So many Ellens! So little time!