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[mrsronweasley]

I? Am TIRED. As in, sleepy. And instead of having coffee, I had tea this morning (I finally broke. The coffee at this place is disgusting.) So, I am falling asleep. And I shouldn't. 'Cause I'm at work.

You see where this is headed, don't you?

ENTERTAIN ME, PLZ!

This post open to anonymous comments. Tell me things! Tell me how you're doing, tell me your views on life, tell me what's on your mind. Anything. Fantasies! Fond memories! Whatever you want. Go nuts. :D

Okay...ready. Steady. Go.

*posts*

Comments

[katrin.livejournal.com]

This is not very entertaining, but: school is kicking my ass and I'm afraid I'm going to have a breakdown before MJ. Or else spend most of the weekend writing a paper.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I'm so sorry! Is there any way to budget your time so you can get it done and not worry about it? How long's the paper?

[scriggle.livejournal.com]

My mind is in the gutter right now. Why? Because of this.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

NICE. I approve!

Oh, Callum and his...dish towel. *stares*

[mickeymvt.livejournal.com]

Domestic!Callum

*joins in with the staring*

[bathsweaver.livejournal.com]

Everyone is talking about porn.

::twitches::

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

ksdl;aksd
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Too much porn for you? Have you reached your limit?!

(Shawn! ♥)

[cabari.livejournal.com]

I did not get an asnwer to my last email! So: (y/n) Aquarium? BOOZE????

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

BOOZE! Hi, I don't know what happened! I was writing out this entire email and then, ten minutes later, my account is showing me that I never emailed back!

Stupid thing. Uhm. Basically? I want to hang out with you guys as much as humanly possible. For realz. I MISS YOU. And you will be IN TOWN. What time is the concert you're going to?

I think that, at some point, we should all hit Jacques'. 'Cause. We HAVE to.

[(Anonymous)]

I figure if I can post anonymously, then I should. Like now.

Hate my job. Hate that new girl who works with me is so petite yet so busty and has a boyfriend. Boyfriends are bothersome.

I like the weather though. Spring! I like spring.

Le sigh. Back to work I must go....

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Bah, I'm sorry. Hating your job always puts such a strain on everything else. I know the feeling!

Petite yet busty. Hmph!

Spring is awesome, though. I'm in a good mood simply because it's WARM and it's SPRING. God, how I've missed it. *sigh*

Hope your day improves, after all. :(

[airinshaw.livejournal.com]

*flashes*

See? You're day is allllllllll better now. :D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Of course!

[llassah.livejournal.com]

Hiiiii! I am going to look at a house to rent next year, because the people we were going to rent with are coplete fuckfaces, and my god I have been stressing about this since january, and it hasn't been fun at all, but you know what? I have been coping. I haven't gone running to my parents at the first sign of trouble, or curled up in a ball and cried, and once this whole thing is sorted, I will be able to sit back, relax and be all proud about dealing with stuff as an adult. Right now? I'm still terrified. Very very scared.

Also? I had a half an hour shower just now, which reminded me how much scalp massages are a complete buttonpresser for me. Just guuh.

And on friday I'm going home! Back to wales! And I lovelovelove my family so damn much, and I'm so excited! Because home! And I live in an old house with 3 floors where there are no 90 degree corners. Every ceiling, wall and floor slopes, and some of the walls are 3 feet thick. I'm so glad I feel at home both at uni and at home. So I have home people, uni people, and fandom people, and I wish there was a way I could make it so they were all in the same place *g*

I hope my breasts wake you up

x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

That's awesome, go you! You can totally do it. I remember when I was at Sussex, and at the end of the year, all my friends were running around, desperately trying to find places to live for next year, and they were in kind of the same shape as you, but it all turned out well! All found places to live! YOU CAN, TOO. *\o/*

And, yeah, scalp massages are amazing. My hair place specializes in them. *g* Their slogan is "We give good head." Aaaaahhhh...

And yay! It's a gift that you get along with your family so well, so I really hope you enjoy your time! And your house sounds awesome. In fact, you should take pictures. *nods* I have a thing for cool houses...

Your breasts? Are absolutely lovely. *is totally awake*

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥!

[slidellra.livejournal.com]

I have slept less than six hours in the last 48. Because am busy. On the one hand, this totally sucks. On the other, am kind of floaty buzzy high with the sleep deprivation. Like, ooooh! look at my hand! Wow. *flexes hand* *admires* Neeeeeat.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I remember that feeling from college! That feeling where everything is hazy, nothing matters, and you get distracted by the oddest things. Mmmmm... dust...

Hope you get some sleep SOON.

[etben.livejournal.com]

Yesterday, the internets told me it was going to be 68 degrees today.

Today? They're telling me it's 72.

...if you hear news reports about a crazy girl dancing naked along the streets of Chicago? That'll be me. *scampers and frolics*

Also, I have a roommate! And I'm almost done with exams! And I might go to DC towards the end of April to see my favorite girl!

And, wow - last night I had a terrifying dream that I transferred to Northwestern. ECH.

Hi! It is kind of a beautiful day! *twirls and smooches you*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Yay naked dancing! I approve. It's supposed to be in the 60's tomorrow. My excitement knows NO bounds. At all. SPRING! Oh, Spring, stay!..

And yay! And double yay! And you sound so happy and upbeat, it's making me grin like a LOON! Be happy! You deserve to! \o/

*twirls and twirls and twirls*

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... what's on my mind, eh?

Well, I know something you don't know. You can try to guess it if you are that bored and really want to. I will attempt to give you increasinly bizarre refutations to your guesses if you do so, but will not give you the slightest indication as to whether you are wrong or right.

I am avoiding grading essays, so this seems a sound and sensible train to me.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

You, Hel, know MANY things I do not know. For instance, before meeting you, I had no idea what docking was! NOW I KNOW. I'm sure there are countless, infinite, in fact, pearls of wisdom which you can impart on me. I AM ALL EARS.

How are those essays going?

[lovelokest.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for my laundry to finish so I can visit kinetikatrue until I have to go to work tonight (I subjected showed her The Sentinel yesterday *cackles evilly*). Tonight at work I get to go to a drumming class with one of the guys I take care of, which is always "fun" with all the loud, out to time percussion noise. Tonight I need, need, NEED to tell my roommate that as much as I like living with her, when my lease is up, I'm moving out.

At least I got sleep last night at work!

*offers you a butterfingers*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

God, you people and your Sentinel-spreading ways! *resists to the last*

Uhm, good luck with the rest of the day. Have strength! Resolve! You can do it!

Yay sweet things. Thank you. :D

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I thought you'd appreciate that the "Against Gay Marriage? Then Don't Get One And Shut The Fuck Up" community's photo folder is full of pictures of Kate Moennig. I feel this is kind of awesome. :D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

SWEET! Link please. :D

[(Anonymous)]

So I keep coming back to this elaborate SGA fic idea I had after, like, the first damn episode, wherein John and Rodney are fugitives from weird bad aliens and they've had their memories stolen so they don't know how to get back to Atlantis, and also for some reason they can read each others' minds. And it turns out the undomesticated John is kind of a scary badass, and Rodney learns to knap flint for some damn reason (probably an excuse for stone-knives-and-bear-skins jokes), and then they have lots of emotionally unstable codependent psychic sex. And when they get back home it is AWKWARD. But I don't know how to actually write this in a way that is not pure crack or pure melodrama, so I keep it to myself.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Whoa! That is quite a story you've got brewing in your mind. The best kind of fucked up. I think you should at least try writing and see how it goes. You never know! You might just be able to pull it off - I think it's totally possible, in fact. I mean that. WRITE IT.

[frog4.livejournal.com]

This is not nearly as entertaining as that picture of Callum *stares at it some more* but I find it amusing: Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.

*goes back to drooling all over staring at Callum*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

That? Is kind of AWESOME. Israel represent! \o/

[akite.livejournal.com]

My view on life at the moment is, Will it ever get to be March 29???

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Funny how close that is to MY philosophy!

[(Anonymous)]

This is mostly so you can laugh AT me, but I have to admit: I saw a few episodes of the Sentinel last year for the first time in, God, about ten years or so? And the theme song nearly made me cry because it made me remember how much I loooooooooooooooooved it when it was on television initially.

::laaaaaame!::

And I am SO TIRED and do not want to be working. Damnit.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeee! That? Is AWESOME.

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the rec for the Thoughtcrimes fic that's been making the rounds? Because it's awesome. And Freya's a BIG FAT DYKE in it.

Man, Interrupted

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

SWEET!

Comment fic! Whee!

[mad_maudlin]

If you ask how Major Lorne has lasted this long on Atlantis when plenty of lesser officers run screaming, he will generally get a funny look on his face, rub the back of his neck, and mumble something about how Sheppard seems to like him, kind of afraid to find out why. If you ask Colonel Sheppad the same question, he will smile widely and say something about Lorne that is simultaneously mildy complimentary and vaguely insulting. He will probably use the word "scrappy." Neither of them will ever mention a midnight conversation in the SGC's commissary, before either knew who the other was, when Sheppard hadn't slept in 26 hours and Lorne was actually in a position to give advice. Sheppard doesn't know about, and Lorne will not mention, another conversation shortly before the Daedalus left Earth--more of a drive-by, really, as various people pushed through the corridors under the mountain.

The truth is, Lorne has stayed on Atlantis this long because he's really, really good at his job.

He's most of the reason that Sheppard's paperwork gets completed, correctly, on time, and primarily by Sheppard himself. He double-checks schedules and rosters so that everybody gets downtime and there's always at least one team on duty for rescue missions. He updates Sheppard's calendar and pre-screens mission proposals and organizes meetings and holds office hours. John Sheppard leads by example and by force of personality, so Evan Lorne leads through quiet efficiency and a mission mandate straight from Jack O'Neill himself.

Sheppard tends to hide while other people are scraping the shit from the fan, and Lorne not only knows where to find him (usually), he's developed a good sense of when to leave him be and when to track him down and nudge him to finish the AAR. Lorne is an expert at running interference with Caldwell and Landry and the other brass who don't like how Sheppard runs things, and while he can't yet bluff Weir perfectly, he's working on it. Lorne is there to clean up after Sheppard's adventures, win or lose, and yeah, the Marines don't respect him as much, and the scientists certainly don't tolerate him as much, and he's probably not on the fast track to his own promotion any time soon. Several people have pointed this out to him.

"I'm just doing my job," he tells them.

Like when Sheppard's team comes back through the gate full of holes, for instance. Lorne quietly activates the ready-room team, rearranges Sheppard's schedule and his own, starts the paperwork and makes sure the colonel made it into the infirmary before he lost his shit. He makes his report to Weir, but stands close enough to a screened-off bed to make it seem like he's reporting to Sheppard, too, but the colonel just isn't listening. He doesn't look behind those screens, and when Caldwell blusters in asking questions, Lorne invites him to the military commander's office to go over the intel, and doesn't let on that he knows where Sheppard is at all, or McKay for that matter. He waits for Sheppard to leave McKay's quarters before radioing him with any questions.

Sheppard doesn't ask about it. Lorne doesn't tell.

Because before he left for Pegasus, General O'Neill told Lorne, "Just keep him out of trouble, Major, okay?" And Lorne is very good at his job.

Re: Comment fic! Whee!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, this was a little bit of music. This was gorgeous. I love how it makes a circle in my mind, this wide bubble where everything wraps up in itself. It gave me goosebumps! Because it starts out sort of amusing and interesting and then, bam, hits you, and wow, how do you do that? And why do you not write more often?

[jamethiel]

I have eaten too much chocolate. And had to much wine. It was a special occasion last night and now I am PAYING. And PAYING.

I don't even have any vanilla softdrink to get me through. It is BAD.

Also, very annoyingly: my boss decided to take over from me on the late shift last night. Usually, I watch TV on youtube. Because I was BUSY and he might have arrived early, and it would take me too long to clear away the evidence, I couldn't do that. It's very sad.

I tried to pimp The Sentinel to a friend of mine, but she tried to watch it in her own time, stared at the TV in horror for part of it, and then turned it off. I think it's because I wasn't there, with the essential ingredients of fangirl-mockingness and booze.

Also, I want to get my other nipple pierced.