On Being DONE.

[mrsronweasley]

It's finished. It isn't quite the required length, but it's finished, and now it can go and fuck itself. It's crap, but it's done. And look! I came up with a song.

(sung to the melody of "Homeward Bound")

Homework bound, I wish I wasn't,
Homework bound. Work!
As my thoughts escape me, work!
As no music's playing, work!
As my ass expands and fingers start hurting...

And now I'll sit on my rear end,
Procrastinate, and pretend... (mmmmmhmmmhmhmmm)
That all my words are gold to me,
That this isn't all bullshitting,
I wish I had a hug to give,
I need someone to comfort meeeeee...

And so on. Now you all have Simon and Garfunkel in your heads. Heh.

Am SO going out and getting shitfaced tonight, it's not even funny. Going to a gig, in fact. Whoohoo! Let the holidays BEGIN!

And, here, for anybody that cares (me!), some highlights from mine and Stereo's conversation in the last three or two hours before we were done with the site. I'm cutting and pasting from her journal. When I reread these today, I almost cried. Funny. Very funny. But we were delirious. I mean, honestly.


Stereo: I'm getting hysterical.
Liz: alskdlaskda;lkds
Liz: why?!
Stereo: I dunno..
Liz: bad or good hysterical?
Stereo: Good hysterical
Liz: lol
Stereo: I'm getting the.. Secret Capitalist Vibe
Stereo: The Hysterical WORXing



Liz: gah! the letters are all...dark
Liz: black
Liz: sirius black
Stereo: LOL!
Liz: :-P
Stereo: All roads lead to Sirius...
Stereo: ly HOT
Liz: kajdkajsdkljasdklajsd#
Liz: kaljsdklasjds
Stereo: All roads lead to the head of the COCK of BLACKness
Stereo: Erm
Liz: aksdlaksdaksd
Liz: hjkhjhkjhjhjkh
Liz: you didn't!!!!!!!!
Stereo: If you pronounce 'head' a bit weirdly
Stereo: it rhymes with lead
Liz: ajsldjasldjasd
Stereo: LOL!
Liz: wait, wait, i got it -
Liz: all rods HEAD to BLACK
Liz: roads
Stereo: LMAO!!
Liz: RODS!
Liz: aklsjdlkasjdaklsjd
Stereo: *DIES*
Liz: kfakslda;sdkasldksad



Stereo:llama joy. The Joys of the Llamas...
Liz:dlaksdlasdkalskdsa
Liz:yes
Stereo:That's sorta perverted



Liz: i'm just sending you the dedication, hold on a sec
Liz: done :)
Liz: i misspelled partenders
Liz: ajsdakljsdljasd
Liz: BARTENDERS
Liz: and the link isn't working
Liz: lol
Liz: i misspelled inheritance, too
Liz: *dies*
Stereo: LOL
Stereo: partenders...
Liz: akjsdaksjd
Liz: bratenders
Liz: whatever
Liz: oh, did you want to upload the links page, too?
Liz: with the links?
Stereo: bratenders.. lmao..
Stereo: Yeah!
Liz: asjdakjsdls
Stereo: Tenders of Bras
Liz: lok
Liz: ajkshdajskashdsjakdhasd
Stereo: "Ooh, little bra, aren't you feeling well today? I'll tend to you.."
Liz: lkasjdklsjadklasjdasd
Liz: ashdjashdshadsa
Liz: jasdaksjdaskljdaksljd
Liz: askdjalskjdaskjdalksjd
Liz: ajalskjdkasjdsd
Stereo: LOL
Liz: ok
Liz: concentrating
Stereo: "I'll find you a nice pair of boobs, then you'll feel better.."
Stereo: Oh. Right. ;)
Liz: aklsjdalksjasldj
Liz: asdjasdjaskjaslkjdasd
Liz: BOOBIES!
Liz: ahem
Liz: anyway



Stereo: I'm doing One Last Refret
Stereo: LMAO
Liz: cool
Liz: aksdjalksjd
Stereo: refret...
Liz: i know
Liz: aksjdalsjdasdjk
Liz: it's ok
Liz: it's late :D
Liz: what should i do?
Stereo: I fretted, and then I refretted, because I didn't fret properly the first time...



Liz: you can shoot me
Stereo: *BAND*
Stereo: Er.
Stereo: *BANG*
Liz: alsdkasl;dklsa;d
Liz: BANG?
Stereo: Damn
Liz: got it
Liz: *dies*
Stereo: Ruined the moment
Stereo: BANG.. *DIES*
Stereo: I meeeeeant..
Liz: heheheh
Liz: i know
Liz: heh
Stereo: get your mind out of the gutter, woman! ;)
Liz: ajsdaskhdjashd
Liz: heheheh



Liz: i'm just going spew things at you now. you know - ejaculate. mwahahahah
Liz: lol
Stereo: o.O
Stereo: LOL
Liz: heh
Stereo: How nice for you. ;D
Liz: sorry about that
Liz: anyway...
Liz: heheh



Liz: "The Keepers' recommendation. Leave this site."

Liz: jaksdasljd
Liz: leave this site RIGHT NOW!!!
Stereo: LOL!!
Stereo: Or else..
Stereo: or else what?
Liz: asdlkasldasd
Liz: we KIX YOU!!!
Liz: ok ,that wasn't funny
Liz: alsdka;skd
Stereo: LOLOL!
Stereo: We'll come after you with The Tiny Dildo of No Vibrations
Liz: *DIES*
Liz: i almost convulsed, woman
Stereo: LOL
Liz: JESUS CHRIST!!!



Stereo: I just uploaded something
Stereo: What was it?
Liz: cool
Liz: what?
Liz: jaksldjaskjasd
Liz: fucking hell
Stereo: What did I upload?
Stereo: I've forgotten.
Stereo: o.o
Liz: dude
Stereo: yes?
Stereo: lol
Liz: what did you upload? the linkx?
Liz: lol
Liz: nope
Liz: upload roche's fic
Stereo: kx? You have do make a DECISION - either it's QuillSPEAX, or it's NOT. You can't BOTH have the cake and eat it.
Stereo: ;)
Stereo: Right, toooche
Stereo: er. roche
Liz: a;sdkasd;kasd
Liz: aksldak;sdlaksd
Liz: aslkd;askas;kd
[long pause]
Liz: still with me?
[pause]
Liz: moa?
Stereo: WHEE, roche uploaded!
Stereo: Yeah
Liz: askdaskjdaklsjd
Stereo: I was doing that
Stereo: hee
Liz: i was about to call an ambulance
Liz: asjdlkajsldkj
Stereo: Heeee



Liz: what do i do with it, exactly?
Stereo: With what?
Liz: ass
Liz: heh
Stereo: The ass?
Stereo: LOL
Liz: yeah
[here Voldeo died when she was reading through this, as witnessed by Jaime...
Stereo: *dies*
Stereo: [shows above convo snippet]
Jaime: LMAO
Jaime: Oh, I love the many contexts of that ;D
Stereo: Yeah. Yeah. LOL
Stereo: I wanna add a 'why, fuck it, of course!'
Jaime: LMAO!!
Jaime: bwaaahahaha
Jaime: duh! what was she THINKING? ;D]
Stereo: It's just a file that says 'ass,' right?
Liz: yeah
Liz: hehehehe
Liz: To contact the Magistrate with technical queries: you
Stereo: I was meaning that we put the disclaimer in that file. Er.. removing the ass first, of course..
Liz: To contact the Princess with queries of everything else: me
Liz: ?
Stereo: Then I can put it on the bottom (hence, its name. The file with the banner in is named 'head'. ;D ) on every page
Stereo: Yes!



Liz: so, what else needs to be done?
Stereo: I don't know. LOL. I'm all.. doing 10 things at once
Liz: aksjdalsjd
Liz: awwww
Liz: crossing things off the list helps greatly
Liz: upload hte trax?
Stereo: Yeah
Stereo: Only I keep CLOSING the window with the list
Liz: skfjsldfskldjfkldfjkdjf
Liz: sdklfjsdlkfjsdklfjsdf
Liz: skjflsdjfsdkfjsdf
Stereo: I'm all.. 'wah, way too many windows *closeclose*'
Stereo: And then EEEK
Liz: oh, i know!..
Stereo: Wrong window to close
Liz: lol
Liz: indeed



Liz:OK!
Liz:WHAT ELSE?!
Liz:*crazed look*
Stereo Else?
Stereo:*thinks*
Stereo:Dude, where's my list?
Stereo:;)
Stereo:I haven't closed it away again, have I...


Oh, man, beings a tear to my eye. stereo_m - you really need to get your ass down here, so this doesn't happen again, at least!

And she and I are completely incurable. We tell each other - no more working on this thing for at least a few days. That's IT, we need REST. What do we do when I've given up working on my essay (YES, I DID just write ASS, thank you! GOOD GOD!)? Start improving the site. Incorrigible. But oh man, this is just the beginning... We have...many...grand plans for improvement, I believe. One of them *ahem* being the getting of the Magistrate in the same vicinity as the Princess.

*cackles*

My fingers hurt. Ow.

*checks canis_m as another victim* There, what a pretty pretty list...

Comments

[perceval.livejournal.com]

Yes. we wants to Geekmoot both of you.

Btw, how do you manage those exchanges? Yahoo Messenger?

percival

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

That would be AIM - AOL Instant Messenger. It sometimes sucks, but it can also be amazingly helpful, as you can see above. The people using the thing, however...well, that's another story. ;)

And as for Geekmoot. yes. Well, there's no question that she has to make it down here for that. I was, however, thinking about a bit earlier...

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I wants to meet you both too! You is lovely and hilarious, yesss preciousssssss.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Heheh, thanks love!

And, by the way, can I use that JO picture you found for an icon? I have an evil idea for one... *cackle*

[(Anonymous)]

You most certainly may, dearie. :)

(And now Homeward Bound is stuck in my head, damn you. :P Though I wish you had a hug, too. *hugs in advance of actual hugs*)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

heh, you're anonymous!

and, look, icon!

I had to. I couldn't help myself.

*loves*

[rochefort.livejournal.com]

You show me yours, etc...

You must, must get in proper contact with this man.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I did, remember? I wrote him a proper email and everything? Before this insanity started? Yeah. *sigh* I swear to God, he'll write me back for sure now, just out of hilarity. He does have an email waiting for him from me (although, come to think of it, he probably read it before he left for the States...) - the one where I told him that yes, he can put my picture up on his website. He'll write back and say: 'You're a psycho. I don't like your picture anymore'. >_<

Heh. This is all very very funny - to the state of the absurd. I mean, FUCK, it's Jamie O'Neill. Jamie O'Neill. Fuck.

(Nice pretty icon, by the way! Whose work is that? It's gorgeous!)

[rochefort.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember. But I also think you should email him again (this carried on further in a more recent comment on your lj).

My icon is pretty, isn't it? It's from one of my doujinshi. You'd like them.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, I'm sure I would... *stares at pretty picture again*

Unrelated to the above except the obvious way

[dinosaurcostume.livejournal.com]

Do you mind? I 'made friends' with your Live Journal. Realise this may be an intrusion of privacy. Realise this may make me a creepy man. Maybe even a creep. Hmm.

Re: Unrelated to the above except the obvious way

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

LOL. Well, I can't really picture you as a creep, you look too nice. (And you didn't look like you were about to keel over today! Hehe...) Friend away, that's fine. :)