mrsronweasley | Two things:

1) Have just come back from a nice night out - went to the pub for cocktails with flat(hall)mates. It was lovely - though now I feel as if I've had a pint of milk, all in one go. But, oh, the creamy amaretto-y whipped-cream-y goodness. Yummmm...

2) Still pinching myself from the sudden windfall. Watch as it comes back to bite me on the ass.

3) I'm trying to keep count of all those that have read the book, for my own evil purposes. Do me a favor and tell me - if you're reading this - if you have. I like to keep tabs on my minions. *cackles*

4) The best news. Ever. Right up there with #2. The Magistrate herself is coming to England in April (VISA permitting). But, my friends, not just England, oh no. Not even the South coast, as was originally planned. She is coming straight to me - she is coming to Brighton. Glorious, glorious Brighton. With glorious, glorious Moa. Could life get any better? And can I just say that The Howl Kingdom shall rock the fandom world? Because there will be no need for AIM - we will be in the same place. Working on the same thing. It'll be amazing. I know I sound restrained, but that's because I'm trying not to burst out into giggy giggling. Oh, yes, I am that excited. This will be amazing.

5)

rochefort is an evil temptress. She's getting me back from luring her here with a code. Gah.

6) I still haven't caught up on my sleep since Friday night. Turning in early today. I can't believe those words just came out of my, er, fingers. But it's true.

7) I was only supposed to write two things. I can't count.

8) Useless bit of trivia - and I'm not even sure it's true - but the smallest penis ever recorded was 5/8 inches long. Erm. I said to my hallmate that I guess wanking was out of the question. She came up with "tweezers" as the answer. All I can really say is - ouch. A big (well, not really) fat ouch.

And on that thought, I shall bid you all farewell.

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