Can't we just force them to live together on an island that is filled with nuclear waste? And maybe some republicans?
The funny thing is - I have two other neighbors who smoke like crazy BUT they always call out "Ruth - I am shutting your door" or "I am smoking now" so that at least I can close the door. But stupid assface, no-dress, dumbshit lady - just sits out there intermittently ALL day, in her pj's and reads and smokes. So I think it's okay to open my door and BAM suddenly my apt is filled with smoke.
I am going to start eating REALLY horrible food and farting by her back patio. LOUDLY!
*runs off to the store to stock up on cabbage*
Even my neighbor who never notices anything but sports and girls is appalled at her lack of canine hygiene.
When she starts yapping on the phone like a terrified chihauaha, one of my other neighbors and I start barking really loudly. That usually quiets her down. It just APPALLS my other neighbor - he thinks we are SO RUDE. And sadly. He is right.
I just refinanced so I can't move for five more years. I hope I can keep my sanity til then. It's looking grim my friend, very very grim.
*chews nails and plots idiot!neighbor's demise, or at least her moving date*