I am on the couch, crampy and no longer drunk

[mrsronweasley]

So I'm doing this:

Ask me my Top Five Whatevers. Fannish or otherwise, mini-fic or otherwise. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really. And I will answer them in a comment and/or post.

Like...most of you.

IT'S FRIDAY, YAY.


\o/

Comments

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

your top five favorite things EVER about Frank Anthony Iero Jr.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

UHM. Okay.

1. His earnest everything. I love that he takes his fans seriously, that he CARES about them when he meets them, even if he is bone-tired, he will stay until the last person leaves. ♥

2. His love for his band. OH MY GOD, I love that he loves his guys SO MUCH, and that once you're friends with Frank? You're friends forever. And he will fight for you to the DEATH, OKAY. >:|

3. He is so fucking HOT. And PRETTY. And I've never ever had a thing for short guys before, but I DO NOW. *_________*

4. He is a very smart guy who may not always, uh, act on his smarts, but they're there and I fucking love that, and I love that he's a reader.

5. The fact that he's been with Jamia since the Ice Age, through EVERYTHING, they've stayed together and they're in it for keeps and I admire that SO SO MUCH, that they love each other SO HARD and will get through anything. /creeper

TOMORROW I'LL PROBABLY WISH I'D ADDED FIVE OTHER THINGS, BUT OH WELL, I END HERE.

[trcunning.livejournal.com]

5 tattoos Gee wants to get

5 most underwritten bandom characters

5 characters who get written wrong in fanfic (OOC, OTT, randomly evil, etc)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

UHM HMMMMMM.

Ok, so we're talking ~fictional Gee here, so...

1) Some kind of comic book hero, on his chest or something awful like that
2) A spider, but Frank won't come near him if he does, even hypothetically
3) He used to want a black rose, but his band talked him out of it by telling him that's part of the reason the world actually thinks he's a vampire, even hypothetically
4) The band name on his back
5) No, seriously, a spider or spiderweb, but he never will, because needles are horrible, and this it ends!

Underwritten bandom characters...honestly, I think everybody gets their day in the sun!

Oh, hell. :/ I have no idea, honestly! Bert isn't really a villain, and Gabe won't ACTUALLY tie you up in his basement, even though he'll joke or write songs about it. Bob is not as tough as he gets portrayed, and speaks a lot softer - he's a big marshmallow, really. But that's all I can think of right now! :D:

[swiiftly.livejournal.com]

Top five episodes of Due South, because I am watching it for the first time RIGHT NOW and very, very excited about it. :D

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

I don't know you, but I'm excited FOR you!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

OOOOH YAY!!

Okay, here is MY order:

1) The Ladies Man - OH GOD. FAVORITE.
2) Oddssssssssss
3) Dead Guy Running. SO MUCH LOVE, IDK.
4) Call of the Wild!
5) Mountie on the Bounty!

FIVE IS NOT ENOUGH. DDDDDDD:

[qe2.livejournal.com]

I SO second misspamela here. YAY.

[starfishchick]

OMG YAY!!!

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Top 5 favorite vegetables!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

1) asparagus!
2) broccoli
3) cauliflower
4) bok choy
5) zucchini/squash

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Top Five Ways You Would Bang Frank Iero

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

1) Like the angry fist of God! (bend him over; with a dildo)
2) Like a screen door in a hurricane! (Ride him like a pony)
3) Through the floor! (No, seriously.)
4) Up against the wall! (We'd figure out the short logistics somehow.)
5) LIKE I WAS HIS GUITAR.

...I wish I was drunker than I am, I'd have an excuse for this.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

Right: since we know how I feel about dS, and since you seem to be the bandom<-->dS pimpmistress: top 5 favorite dS fics. With links, please, so that those you are educating can click through and marvel :-).

(Also: welcome home, darlin'.)

also also:

[qe2.livejournal.com]

I am crampy AND drunk. How is that fair?

[the-emef.livejournal.com]

top 5 things people talk about in anonymous memes!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

1) Sex, duh!
2) Things that suck
3) Awesome things your friends are tired of hearing about
4) Things you just need to get off your chest
5) Sex?

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

Top five ways Frank asks Gerard to marry him.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ooooh!

1) He mumbles it into his shoulder after Gerard feeds him soup on a really crappy sick day. (He doesn't REALLY mean it, but he kind of DOES, you know?)
2) After he accidentally trips Gerard in a narrow hallway and Gerard throws him an annoyed glare, Frank drops down to one knee and croons it out to him, just to make that annoyed look go away. (It doesn't really work; he DEFINITELY doesn't mean it then.)
3) Yells it out during a set, but nobody hears him 'cause he's not near a mic and Gerard is screaming "Venom" into the crowd and setting Frank's skin on fire.
4) Sky-writes it during a long-ass fucking tour when they all need a break, and it's the best prank ever and wins him a hundred big ones from Cortez who bet him he didn't have the balls. Gerard leaves in a huff and hides in his bunk for a while, but Frank knows he can't stay mad at him forever.
5) He squeezes his eyes shut, screws up his mouth, and just comes out with it after a week of being back home. Gerard's in the kitchen fucking with the coffeemaker, and Frank comes up to him quietly, almost leaving again about ten times before turning Gerard around and leaning in to say it. Gerard's face is, like, all confusion and blank stare, but after a full minute of Frank just standing there, waiting for an answer, he blinks several times and his mouth spreads into the slowest, sappiest grin in the world.

:D?

[jrho.livejournal.com]

Top 5 times Frank uses sex to apologize

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. That...will require some thought. *THINKS*

[bathsweaver.livejournal.com]

TOP FIVE PLACES IN BOSTON (names may be changed to protect safe havens).

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

1) Where I am right now! *beams*
2) Honestly, anywhere Team NE is at the moment. ♥
3) Cliched, but the Public Gardens. ♥ SO BEAUTIFUL.
4) I love Back Bay a lot, the cobbled streets and brownstones and cafes...
5) The river at Cambridge, by Memorial - it's so pretty, and I just want to lie on the grass there ALL THE TIME. ♥

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

Top five favourite ways for the ~gay reveal to happen in a fic.

Top five kinks to read or write!

Top five tropes that you love.

TOP FIVE ZEPPELIN SONGS AND WHY

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've been thinking about this ALL WEEKEND (because I didn't get a chance to answer before all the crazy happened) and this is the conclusion I have come to.

I have no preference for the gay reveal, I just love it alllllllll. :D

I am not a kinky person! At most, I have favorite TROPES, such as:

1) Bottom!Frank. NNNRGGH.
2) Frank with GIRLS. Preferably eating them out. NNNNRGGGH. This is not written NEARLY enough.
3) High school AUs. Gay, gay, GAY HS AUs, with pining and new, exploratory sex. (HELLO, Nightswimming.)
4) Kid!fic. Not enough of that in this fandom, sadly. :(
5) Historical AUs. With hot hot historical sex behind closed doors. *g*

ZEPPELIN OH MAN OH MAN.

1) "Babe I'm Gonne Leave You" - holy shit, is this a gorgeous and heartbreaking song. His VOICE just fucking does me in. Robert Plant, you old so-and-so. UNF.
2) "Kashmir" - it's just fucking BEAUTIFUL. I love how hard it is, and ROCKING, and that fucking RIFF. NNNRGH.
3) "Whole Lotta Love" - cliched, maybe, but SO FUCKING HOT.
4) "When The Levee Breaks" - again, I LOVE the heavy guitar feel of it, the muggy sort of all-encompassing weight. IDK.
5) "Heartbreaker" - CLASSIC.

:D?

[mourning-night.livejournal.com]

Top five pieces of fanon about MCR
Top five things about Frank/Jamia in fic