mrsronweasley | I know. I owe MANY comments.

But I have nearly an hour to kill at Panera this morning before I have to go face another hellish day at the CRAZIEST OFFICE IN TOWN, AND I can't write for shit, so, instead, let's discuss

HOLY SHIT, WHAT.

OK, here's the thing. I really like Michael C as a person, and I feel AWFUL about the fact that he has basically become everybody's scapegoat. No, he doesn't belong on PR, he isn't up to the level. YES, YOU ARE ALL UTTER FUCKING ASSHOLES.

BUT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, THAT DRESS WAS AWFUL. AWFUL. I cannot BELIEVE it WON. What are the judges THINKING this season? Are they punking us? Like. If it hadn't had the sleeves and the lace, I would have liked it a hell of a lot better, but it made her look like she was wearing some kind of insect armor. It was INSANE. What WAS that?? And that WON?

Over MONDO'S? Really? REALLY?

On the other hand, ANY OLD TIME they feel like getting rid of "I Can't Think For Myself & Must Always Spew Other People's Opinions" Ivy, I WILL BE OKAY WITH THAT.

And Gretchen can just go suck a bag of dicks, because she is AWFUL. And DELUSIONAL. She won twice? WELL, GUESS WHAT. SO DID MICHAEL C. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

Ugh.

But the thing that actually enraged me more than ANYTHING ELSE was Michael fucking Drummond.

OH, I AM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO MAKE A DRESS FOR A REGULAR-SIZED WOMAN. WHAT A CHALLENGE. LET'S ALL FEEL BAD FOR YOU. OH NOES.

GO FUCK YOURSELF, DICKWAD.

He wanted her to feel SEXY! And he wanted to FLATTER her OVERWHELMINGLY UN-SEXY figure, I presume, because he was SO intent on making it work.

Fuck you, so she had BOOBS. I'm sorry you don't know how to dress boobs.

He made the dress WAY too wide, and the length was ALL WRONG and it was cheap and tacky. SORRY.

His entire ATTITUDE and the attitude of everyone who talked about him was so INFURIATING. If I hear another PR designed bitch and moan about just how HARD it is to dress regular-shaped people, but how GRATIFYING it is when it WORKS, I will choke a bitch.

BLOW ME. THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH DIFFERENTLY-SHAPED PEOPLE. YOU ARE DESIGNERS. DESIGN.

Anyway. Sorry. That just reaaaaaaaaaally pissed me off.

But yeah. Michael C - I felt so BAD for the dude, because he was all, "Yay! I'm excited, I won!" and everybody else was, " :||||"

Ugh, they're such self-involved assholes. :/

And awww, Peach. I did love Peach. But she had to go. She was never going to win, but I feel bad for April. (I love April. She cracks me up.)

I wish they'd bring Sarah back. She was my favorite. :( (AND she reminded me strongly of

zeplum, which was even better. SIGH SIGH.)

ALSO, BRING BACK BITCHY TIM. ♥ ♥ ♥

Hi. It is finally goddamn FRIDAY. HURRAH.

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I still love, "I have to dress a model with BOOBS!" OMG, a world tragedy.

Also, Sarah was awesome. If not for her clothes, at least b/c she seemed like the one to go out for several rounds of beers with. And maybe almost get arrested. So any comparison (awww!), ACES.

I know. LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER. *major eye-roll of DOOM*

Right? I thought she was AWESOME and laid-back and SANE. And also tons of fun. And she reaaaaaaally made me think of you! ♥

I am always so torn about the episodes where they bring in real women as models, because designers ought to have to fucking DO THAT. But these episodes always just end up enraging with what total assholes they can be. I always lose respect for someone I liked before. I actually didn't care one way or the other about Michael D. this time, so at least there's that.

I didn't like Michael C's dress, but I tend to think the judges are on crack half the time anyway. But I am so completely rooting for him right now, because oh my god, those are some hateful bitches.

I know! It's just astounding how awful they can be when you put a regular person who is not a model in front of them. BUT WHAT DO I DOOOOOO, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A STANDARD FIGURE. DDDDDD: You make it work. >:(

Seriously, there is some MAJOR shit going on between the designers. What's up with that? They're AWFUL.

I hated the conversation with Tim that was all "I'm trying to be sensitive!" but at the same time, yeah, two yards of fabric for him wasn't going to to as far for him as it was for Casanova. But YOU ARE A DESIGNER. DESIGN.

I can't stand Micheal C, he's too whiny and reminds me of kids I knew in middle school. For all that I can't stand Gretchen, her "WHAT SHOW ARE WE ON?" rang so fucking true. MONDO'S WAS MAGNIFICENT. and Mod! With a hair style that matched the mod look! You can't get on him for the STYLING and then choose Micheal C's lace/velvet monstrosity as an example of good taste

But YOU ARE A DESIGNER. DESIGN.

That's what it comes down to! Look, Mondo turned his dress inside out, okay? Jesus, why are you even HERE if you can't think outside the box? >:(

I liked him from the beginning, he kind of cracked me up, but yeah, he did NOT deserve that win. He didn't deserve that first win, either, he is just not that good! But at least the first win was interesting? This was a HOT over-worked MESS. (And yeah, I looooved Mondo's styling - why are the judges DUMB? *SIGH*)

Man, it's tough. I think Tim said that he disagreed with the judges more than he ever had this year and I totally get it. But I also totally feel for Michael C. last episode was really difficult to watch because of how they treated him. But he didn't deserve to win this one and he shouldn't have. At all. Ever.

AND I HATE GRETCHEN SO MUCH. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. But like

shoemaster said, what she said rang so fucking true. JUDGES, WHAT THE HELL? HAVE YOU ALL GONE BLIND? THIS IS FUCKERY!

I think it's so interesting about Tim, because usually, when he says something in the workroom, it is BANG ON what happens. Not so this season! What are they DRINKING? And it was REALLY hard to watch how they were ganging up on Michael C. What the hell.

SHE IS HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. And I HATED to agree with her, because she's so horrible, but she was RIGHT for once, Michael C did not deserve all that praise. He just didn't. It was a mess. BUT I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM AND WANT GRETCHEN AND IVY TO BURN. >:(

I liked Michael C's dress, but that's me. It's a bit "high fashion commercial," but so was Mondo's. Either one of them could have won. I also liked Gretchen's, but I don't want her to win again. I don't want her to go home. I just want her constantly frustrated and her will broken. Is that wrong?

See, to me, at least, Mondo's was sleek and clean, while Michael's was WAAAAY too overworked, and none of the elements knew what they wanted to be. And I am SO WITH you on wanting Gretchen damaged and broken. BITCH DESERVES IT.

1. Michael C.: I liked the dress, I can see Angelina Jolie in it in a hot minute, I don't drink the Kool-aid that he's not as good as the rest. It's all Gretchen's lies.

2. The judges didn't get Mondo's Martha and the Vandellas hairstyle for his model. She also needed some boots that were made for walkin'!

3. I know, poor Peach, such a trouper. The lady had class!

4. Right there with you on Michael D.: "I'm so not going to make weight an issue," when it was all he could effing talk about? She was a really good sport, but was picked last not for the dress but for her weight. Just like Casanova picked the skinny, tall one first. Designers are kind of evil, ProjRun just lets us see it unfold step by step.

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1. Hmmm. See, I'm not a fan of that dress at ALL, even though I've liked SOME of what he's made? But last night's just had a TON of problems, down to the execution, I thought.

2. I KNOW!! I was so bummed! She looked totally Mod!

3. She does! Wouldn't she be fun to have cocktails with?

4. I know, he was AWFUL. He just couldn't get past the "fat" girl. UGH UGH UGH. And they really are evil, man!

Having cocktails with Peach would lead to a long, fun drunken evening. April better come too and only have red bull and be the designated driver!

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