mrsronweasley | (no subject)

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Man, my nose is twitching. I hate it when body parts randomly do that.

Stop twitching, nose! This is not right!

Have you ever had an eyelid start twitching randomly? I hate that.

I'm sending good non-twitching thoughts to your nose.

And it is the most disconcerting thing ever! Because you feel like your entire face is twitching and that it's clearly visible to everybody else that your entire eye is twitching its way out of its socket, and man, I hate that.

...in short, yes, yes I have. :P

And thank you! I think it worked. So far, so good.

I have spontaneous body part twitching whenever I see the subject of this icon.

Err, anyway. :)

Yes, well, such comments from those of the gutter-mind persuasion were inevitable. ;)

And, well, really, who WOULDN'T twitch.

1. Girl, you need potassium. Getcho ass to a banana.
2. At least it's not a spastic colon.

1. Seriously? Is that what that is?
2. Dude. Ew.

Ayup. Twitches = potassium deficiency. (It also relieves the buildup of lactic acid in sore muscles, meaning IT EASES CRAMPS and use that information for what you will.)

My girl Kiki has dystonia, which means random parts of her body can shake uncontrollably for hours (including the vocal cords, which AUGH SKEERY). The day she was diagnosed, she was, like, Riverdancing in the ER. At one point, she had to get an injection to calm it down, but her legs were still going batshit krazy, and she looked up to see like twenty people staring at her, and she yelled, "MAY I FUCKING HELP YOU," and I could not stop laughing when she told me that one.

Huh. That is REALLY good to know. *invests in phallic fruit*

And, wow, that totally, TOTALLY sucks, but she's got a great sense of SHUT THE FUCK UP. I laughed, too. Oh, man. That SUCKS.

"Kiki, I have never had a crush on you or

seawee, and that is so weird, because everyone around us has been Secretly In Love With Us for years. But then I realized that all we do is sit around and bitch about how fabulous we are, and it all made sense."

Me + Kiki +

seawee = OT3 OMG.

(Dude, it is going to be such a bitch convincing everyone to move to Baton Rouge with me.)

The worst is that upper arm twitching like someone is poking you... or do only I get that? *worries* Especially when you're like the only one in the house... creepy...

Ohhhh! The other day, my freakin' VEIN in the crook of my arm was twitching. I felt like a weird junkie, or something. I think Del's right. Bananas are the way to go.

That's what they told us in synchro, also potatoes are supposed to be good - didn't do me diddly-squat (sorry). My current problem is that it's draughty in the apartment (haven't taped up the windows, how lazy am I? like, tcha, what's -5C?) and my tapochki are... flip flops... and my feet have been getting all crampy recently. But you can't say I don't eat a lot of potatoes (coz, like, I'm in Ukraine) and bananas (coz, like, weirdly, for the same reason...)!

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