mrsronweasley | (no subject)

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Man, my nose is twitching. I hate it when body parts randomly do that.

Stop twitching, nose! This is not right!

1. Seriously? Is that what that is?
2. Dude. Ew.

Ayup. Twitches = potassium deficiency. (It also relieves the buildup of lactic acid in sore muscles, meaning IT EASES CRAMPS and use that information for what you will.)

My girl Kiki has dystonia, which means random parts of her body can shake uncontrollably for hours (including the vocal cords, which AUGH SKEERY). The day she was diagnosed, she was, like, Riverdancing in the ER. At one point, she had to get an injection to calm it down, but her legs were still going batshit krazy, and she looked up to see like twenty people staring at her, and she yelled, "MAY I FUCKING HELP YOU," and I could not stop laughing when she told me that one.

Huh. That is REALLY good to know. *invests in phallic fruit*

And, wow, that totally, TOTALLY sucks, but she's got a great sense of SHUT THE FUCK UP. I laughed, too. Oh, man. That SUCKS.

"Kiki, I have never had a crush on you or

seawee, and that is so weird, because everyone around us has been Secretly In Love With Us for years. But then I realized that all we do is sit around and bitch about how fabulous we are, and it all made sense."

Me + Kiki +

seawee = OT3 OMG.

(Dude, it is going to be such a bitch convincing everyone to move to Baton Rouge with me.)

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