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[mrsronweasley]

Because I have designated this Sunday as 'the day I don't do shit to avoid feeling like shit because I'm not doing anything', I'm doing that thing again, where I ask you to come out and play with me:

Leave a comment anonymously: tell me a joke, tell me about your day, tell me you love me, tell me you hate me, tell me who you really love, and who you really hate. Anything goes. Because wasting time is what Sundays were made for.

And feel totally free to do the same on your own LJ.

Comments

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

the day I don't shit

*koffs*

Anal-retentive much? *g*

Today I am supposed to be writing porn: so far I have renewed my library book online, cleaned up my room a bit, and called my mom to tell her happy birthday. I suspect something is profoundly wrong with my priorities.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

AH!! *fixed* Oh, dear...

Well, okay. See, I think your priorities are trying to right themselves as far as the Real World is concerned. But porn! PORN! But you're a good daughter, and not a slob. That has to count for something as far as Karma is concerned. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Smokey the Bear have in common?
A: Same middle name.

*rimshot*

The sun is shining and there's a fledgling sparrow on the fence outside my window. Its feathers are all rumpled-y looking and it doesn't quite know how to keep its balance yet. Every now and then one of its parents comes by and checks on it, and the young one flutters its wings and opens its mouth wide to say "feed me!" even though it's every bit as big as its parent. It's a very happy thing.

You? You're incredibly cute. I really like you. And you looked really hot (not to mention adorable) in your con_txt Headstones t-shirt. Hugh would've loved it.

I really, oh god really love Paul Gross and Callum Keith Rennie and Hugh Dillon. And Benton Fraser and Ray Kowalski. And Joe Dick and Billy Tallent. And Gus Knickel and Johnny Johannsson. And Geoffrey Tennant. And Newbie. And... and... and! I am just ridiculously in love with every single one of them, and this makes me ridiculously happy.

I am also ridiculously in love with dS fandom, which also makes me ridiculously happy.

I can't help feeling a little sorry for people who don't share all this love, all this joy.

Sundays are a fine thing, aren't they? If they didn't exist, somebody would have to invent them.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh God, that's really, really bad. I love it.

Oh, that sounds adorable. I've been hung up on various wildlife lately, enjoying it much more than most people (because they're just so cute!), and that sounds lovely. Little birds opening their beaks for food is just the cutest thing ever. D'awwww....

Thank you! Now I'm wondering who you are...but that's the catch of the 'post anonymously' thing, and I shouldn't really complain. *g* I'm sure I like you, too! Con_txt was SO MUCH FUN. I want to go back and live there. Although it might get tiring... I mean, Saturday was tough. *g*

And oh oh oh! Seriously. There is so much love to be had with dS and all its little fandomlets! I'm basking in how happy it all makes me. Paul Gross - Geoffrey Tennant! AH! God, he is AMAZING. I think my DVDs are arriving tomorrow. I hope. I really really hope. And CALLUM. Don't even get me started, it'll never end. And HUGH. Oh, HUGH. Such a big, hairy girl. I love him.

*siiiiigh* I'm still reading AuK's BoS/MLaaD crossover, for it is So! Damn! Good! And hot. Yay.

[(Anonymous)]

I am your sockpuppet :P

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! :D

[(Anonymous)]

We're celebrating my birthday today even though it's not till Tuesday. Which means I get PRESENTS and MONEY! W00t! I love me some presents and money. In fact, the only time I do not love presents is when said presents include hermit crabs. Oh, mother, what you were thinking I shall never know...

I hate to rip off of the Anonymous before me, but seriously? I have so much love for the due South fandom that I simply cannot contain it. I have found so many amazingly cool people there and I've only been in it for, like, two weeks. Everyone is so brilliant and enthusiastic and just all-around wonderful that I want to set up a house right in the middle of fandom and never, ever leave it.

Also, I love Callum Keith Rennie for being so damned pretty and a huge dork (http://www.reelwest.com/magazine/archives/vol17_2/out_of_towner.htm) too.

Terrible joke time:
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

And this Ellen Degeneres quote because it made me laugh: "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, happy upcoming birthday!! :D Hermit crabs, eh? I...okay.

Everyone is so brilliant and enthusiastic and just all-around wonderful that I want to set up a house right in the middle of fandom and never, ever leave it.

I know! Isn't it fantastic? I love it. Such a happy, relatively sane, wank-free fandom. Ahhhhh... I bask in it.

And OH GOD, I adore him. He is such a huge dork. I love that he wrote that. A little piece of Callum's mind, right there. And I like it. *g*

Re: the joke:

*HEADDESK*

Ellen is so funny. My favorite is still 'calling in gay'. "Sorry, can't come into work today! Still gay!"

♥

[(Anonymous)]

"Er... Ray?"

"What?"

"You appear to be staring at me."

"No I'm not."

"Well, yes, you are, Ray. And you have been for some time. May I ask what is so fascinating that you find it necessary to... ogle me?"

"I don't ogle, Fraser."

"All right. Stare, then."

"You'll think it's stupid."

"I won't."

"You will. And then you'll laugh at me, except you're too polite and Canadian to laugh at me to my face so I'll know you're really laughing at me behind my back and that's even worse."

"I promise not to laugh at you, Ray. And you know that I keep my word."

"Well. Yeah. You do. Okay, then."

"Okay."

...

"Ray?"

"It's your ears, Fraser."

"My ears?"

"Yeah. You got these perfect little ears."

"I... I have?"

"Yeah. Most people, they got funny looking ears. You know how ears and noses never stop growing, and that's why old people have really big, ugly ones? Well, you spend enough time looking at most people's ears, and after a while it's kinda gross, you know? Hell, Kiefer Sutherland's ears are enough to make you lose your lunch."

...

"Goddammit, Fraser, you promised!"

"I'm not laughing, Ray."

"You better not be."

"I must confess that I've never spent much time considering the human ear, Ray."

"Well, don't. Because once you start you won't be able to stop thinking about it and most of the time it's just disturbing."

"Ah. Thank you kindly for your advice, Ray."

...

"Ray?"

"What?"

"You're still looking at my ears."

"Was not."

"You most certainly were. And now you're blushing."

"Screw that, Fraser. I do not blush."

"Ray. Is there... something you want to tell me?"

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

His ears! That is SO. DAMN. CUTE!

Come on, reveal yourself. You know you wanna. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

I just bought a lot of delicious food, and now I can't decide what to have for dinner and dessert.

Currently I am binging on cherries.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh. Cherries. I love cherries. What else did you buy?

[bfootgirl.livejournal.com]

on the walk with the floppy-dog this morning, we came across a beautiful tree. i love this tree. in a forest filled with straight, up-and-down trees, all looking the same--same leaves, same shape, same bark, this tree has major branches going left, right, bending at odd angles. it's old and gnarly, full of knots and twists. it's gorgeous. it's unique. it's different. i saluted its beauty.

i'm sick to death of politics. i care about issues, not phony politicians who don't know or care about me, who only want my money and my vote. fuck that. to quote a very wise and very cool man, i am a patriot and i only know one party and its name is freedom.

also? pearl jam rocks my fuckin' world.

hey, you asked for random, i'm just complying with your wishes, babycakes. ;-)

*hugs and smooches*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, you should take a picture of it and post it, because it sounds gorgeous. I love trees like that. I absolutely love them.

And...yeah. I agree. It's all so disheartening and, well, vomit-inducing, quite frankly. :/

MWAAAAAAAAAAH!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't want a family. Ever. It's too much obligation -- emotionally, financially, too much draw on your time... and maybe that's selfish. Maybe it's a fear of intimacy. But the idea is just so singularly unappealing I can't bring myself to care about why that is. I'm not going to make sacrifices I'll just end up bitter about and wrongly resenting other people for. What the hell would be the point?

Friendship, sure. I'll be anyone's friend. But anything more, well -- I won't or can't give it, not now, maybe not ever, so don't try to hang your hat on it.

If there comes a time, a place, a person that changes my mind, well. all right. But no one person will ever complete me. I make myself whole.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I can totally understand that.

I make myself whole.

Not a lot of people can say that. I admire that tremendously. I wish I could be the same way. I think I'm incomplete without my friends, if anything.

[(Anonymous)]

Nobody loves meeeeeeeeeee.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I am certain that isn't true. Seriously.

[(Anonymous)]

There are things I feel I can't say to you even under the guise of anonymity, because they're things you probably wouldn't want to hear. And it makes me sad, because it didn't used to be that way.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

How come?

[(Anonymous)]

I had a really fantastic weekend, but I hate Sunday evenings. I find them to be the most depressing part of the week. I spent most of my weekend with family, and now I am alone and missing them.

I have no jokes!

However... I love you!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Sundays are the kiss of death. Which is why I decided not to do anything. Yay! I'm sorry you're missing your family. :(

I probably love you back! *g*

[(Anonymous)]

It seems like, with a lot of people I know, relationships follow a weird sort a bell curve-- we start off strangers, get close, sometimes really close, and then it tapers off in the end. It's started out like that with me and you, and now we're pretty close, and I'm terrified that our relationship is going to taper off really soon. Just so you know, I don't WANT this to happen because I love you dearly.

Sometimes I feel depressed because it seems like all my friends are more sucessful, braver, prettier, more fulfilled than I am.

I'm actually not very sad right now-- I've been drinking Smitty's and that's my favorite beer, I had family over and they were wonderful, I'm doing all right for myself and I have a lot to look foward to-- but for some reason I tend to look at the darker side. I dunno.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

God, I know that feeling. And I'm constantly scared that all my friendships, no matter how dear, will end - mostly because people will realize that I'm kind of crap and pitter out - and that's a thought that keeps me up at night. I hope that doesn't happen. I think if we're both aware of the possibility, we might not let it happen.

Sometimes I feel depressed because it seems like all my friends are more sucessful, braver, prettier, more fulfilled than I am.

God. I know that too well. I feel like a useless lump on a log with a thumb up my ass, and everybody else is actually doing shit. I had a nice, long panic attack over it yesterday. It was pretty awful. But it lit a kind of fire up my butt. I'm starting to change things, slowly but hopefully surely. It's just...I need so many kicks in the ass before that actually happens, it's pathetic.

I hope the rest of the night is all right for you. *HUGS*

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

too lazy to press buttons to anonymouse... er... i know it's not sunday any more but much love all the same.

i spent all of my sunday in my pajamas curled around the laptop watching bsg and squeeing over callum. and aside from the fact my family kept talking to me (and nagging about the internet) it was GRATE. i hope your sunday went okay... and that you don't wake up too too early this morning.

okay, and, true story i probably told you before: i actually have a cousin Callum, my age. his brothers are Brad and Murray.

it was kind of unfortunate for them that someone realised before any of them was even a teenager that you could collectively refer to them as "CallumMurray and BradCrumbs". er. my family is special?

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

You are SO cute. BTW, I got your email...and will answer soon. :D

That's a nice day to have. I watched MWB and talked to my boyfriend on and off. It was lovely. And I did have to wake up early today, but I got enough sleep. All is well.

i actually have a cousin Callum, my age. his brothers are Brad and Murray.

Awwww! I actually love that name, I think it's impossibly cool. (I'm a loser.) So, yay for your cousin! Most Callums I know of are rather very pretty. Hehehe.

And...you know...families... Umm. My nickname within my family is Zius'ka. Explanations differ on the 'why' front: either it comes from Zeus, for whatever reason, or the German word for 'sweet'. ...But I'm so used to it, I don't even question. It's just me. :P

[(Anonymous)]

First, I think you're an incredibly, fabulously awesome person, and I'm really glad to have met you. Second, I'm a little jealous of your OT3. *g* You guys seem to have such good times together and you're so close, and I think that's really cool.

Ok, I think I'll tell you a secret. I've recently come to the conclusion that I'm attracted to women as well as men. I'm still working that one out a bit.

And one last thing. I love that icon. *g*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you! If this is who I think it is, I'm really glad to have met you, too, and think you're wonderful! *g* I'm very lucky with my OT3. *pets her girls* They're awesome.

And...yay! Fandom brings the gay out in everyone. *g* Sometimes it's dormant for years until it thrives fully. I hope you're okay with it. It's really not that scary. Okay, I'm one to talk - I went through a very unfun stage from the ages of 12 to 18 until I finally got comfortable with it, but hey! You're surrounded by people who are totally like you. Enjoy!

Mmmm...Hugh. *licks him*

[(Anonymous)]

I'm wondering how anonymous I can be. Not that I'd say anything here that I wouldn't say too you, but I guess it just spoils the fun of "OMG! Who is that?" if you can immediately guess from the writing style.

I believe in soul mates, but not just one each and not just in the sex way. I believe that there are people out there who fit together in a way that is meant to happen. You might marry one or they might be your closest friend. To find one of these people is one of the most amazing things that can ever happen, but I believe that I've found one in you. You are one of my soul mates and better than a "relationship" way. Because you and I will have partners who will come and go, but in the end I will always be your friend.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I think I'm right in thinking who this is, so if so: DITTO. Complete and total ditto. ♥

[starfishchick]

I really love your haircut; I think you are adorable-looking! And I kind of fangirl you from afar.

Hi.

[starfishchick]

Also, anonymous is HARD.

Durr.