*headdesk*

[mrsronweasley]

Christ, it's a slow day. And I mean, slow. I mean, I've been done with my morning stuff since nearly an hour ago.

Talk to me, people, if you have any pity on me whatsoever. Feel free to tell me stories, or jokes, or hell, give me a prompt, and I'll probably write you something quick. I just...fucking hell. I'm not really complaining - since last time I complained of boredom, I got five months of sheer hell afterwards - but fuck. Is it a slow day.

I plead with you. Play with me?

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[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

*plays*

Man, I have a shitload of work and I would rather play. My bad.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I'll do it!! Maybe you can call your 'help desk' again, and be routed to a different country! Mine!

[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

Yaye. Now all I need to do is break a piece of computer equipment. Or surf the net all afternoon, then they might call me. My boss is away, the MDs are fighting in the corridor. What's a girl to do? Filing? Schyeah! Might happen.

[cabari.livejournal.com]

Ohh, I hate you today. Nothing to do! So my work for me.

Talk to me, I need the moral support. Yesterday was a baaad day and I don't know today will be different.

[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

Feel better. *supports morally*
What up? Or, alternatively, la la la, raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittens. Delete as appropriate.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey! What's wrong? Tell me. I will give you chocolate and Callums.

[bathsweaver.livejournal.com]

Have you spent any time playing in scriggle's dungeon yet? Of course, it's probably not something you can get away with playing at work, but Lord. Addictive.

In other news, blah. I haff paid my Comcast bill, turned in my timesheet, and re-signed my lease for the apt, despite rapidly-growing dissatisfaction with our property manager. At least a landlord (as I understand their traditional role) actually lives in the building with you, so 1) they've got at least as much invested in the upkeep as you do, and 2) you know exactly where they live and can *hunt them down*, if need be.

Blah blah blah. Am downloading A Whole New Thing at home. Rah! :-D

Congrats for your grad school application progress!

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's not even that I can't really get away with playing it at work, I can't even get INTO it. *sigh*

You sound all on top of things! What's wrong with your property manager? Should I send in Callum with a gun after I'm done with him to whip his ass into shape?

Am downloading A Whole New Thing at home. Rah! :-D

Woohoo! Enjoy Naked!Callum. (Duh.)

And, you know, 'progress' is a loose term...but I got the ball rolling. :D

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I am packing, so I will happily talk to you while I burn Babylon 5 discs. :D OMFG when did I get so much STUFF? why do I have it? whyyyyyyy? I am about to become a Buddhist jsut so I can live in a box and have no possessions whatsoever. And I have to do this again in a few weeks, heh. Oy.

*hates packing and cleaning*

OK, bad joke time: Why does the rich shrimp not give to charity? Because he's shellfish. *bad-dum-DUM!*

[bathsweaver.livejournal.com]

Knock-knock.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

*g* Did you already tell me that joke, under the guise of anonymity? Haha, I broke your code!

Oh, honey, packing up an entire house f***ing BLOWS CHUNKS. God, I am so sorry. Good luck to you!! (And don't throw away your stuff. You'll miss it. Trust me. *g*)

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

F/K, watching hockey on the couch

Have fun!


*g*

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Awww, yay! Will work on it. :D

[aislinn.livejournal.com]

I'm in need of a serious CKR pic spam. Or some smut. Or some smutty CKR pictures. Floods suck. Hi. :)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I can't do picspam at work, but I'll try to work on something else. Wah! Flood!

[scriggle.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Two for one. *G*

Claasic CKR pics.

[thescarletwoman.livejournal.com]

One word (or one website rather) Addictinggames.com.

That is all. XD

Or I could poke and attempt bad and quite tasteless jokes... but I think I'll refrain. XD

[thescarletwoman.livejournal.com]

And I could also remember to close HTML tags. I lose.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, work won't let me. Wah! But thaaaaaank you!

[spin1978.livejournal.com]

What do you call three lawyers going over a cliff in a Cadillac?

A tragedy, as Cadillacs will usually seat at least five.

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Prompt? Hmmm. A dialogue between Anna Paquin and Natalie Portman, like 87 years from now. ;)

[croupier.livejournal.com]

twat.

well, actually

[croupier.livejournal.com]

OK, before Liz gets all up in my grill (and I haven't checked my email, so for all I know she has already, and I really can't blame her, because I don't like it when people call my friends twats), I was just being a bitchy old queen. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LAW SCHOOL ENTITLES ME TO DO.

oh yeah, and i apologize.

[croupier.livejournal.com]

"haunted houses are the devil's mousetrap and fun is his cheese" --luann platter

[croupier.livejournal.com]

You could comfort me and mayatawi over THE BREAKUP OF SLEATER-KINNEY, for one thing.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Why is the sea floor so clean?
Jacques Cousteaudian!