*headdesk*

[mrsronweasley]

Christ, it's a slow day. And I mean, slow. I mean, I've been done with my morning stuff since nearly an hour ago.

Talk to me, people, if you have any pity on me whatsoever. Feel free to tell me stories, or jokes, or hell, give me a prompt, and I'll probably write you something quick. I just...fucking hell. I'm not really complaining - since last time I complained of boredom, I got five months of sheer hell afterwards - but fuck. Is it a slow day.

I plead with you. Play with me?

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[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Okay, you're just totally repeating the jokes people told me anonymously. I love that you've got the balls to tell them signed in. *LOVES*

Tom is 6'4, and stealing that much extra height should be good for something, dangit.

Damn straight! He can also dust in unreachable places. (I have way too much of my mother in me.)

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah I so need better jokes, clearly. But I do love my crap jokes. (Like - Jesus finds a group of people about to kill some poor woman. He goes up to them and goes "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"... and a stone promptly hits the woman on the head. Then Jesus goes "Honestly - mother, that's not fair!" Hee.) Oh, and I also love that you repeated the Doctor Who knock-knock joke, cause bwahah, I remember being told that in primary school and laughing like a drain. (Do drains laugh? where did that come from? Hmm.)

As for dusting, hells yes. Darren (Tom's heterosexual life partner :D) agrees. Cause he's short too, although not that short. (He's 5'7.)

[kasche.livejournal.com]

*bursts*

Loved the joke. Probably shouldn't have, but what can you do. :D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha! Oh my God, that's awful. But not worse than Jesus Bukkake.

Yeah, the day 5'7 is 'short' I am officially a MIDGET. (And you with me, mwahahahahahaa!)

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Jesus bukkake? I probably shouldn't ask, but hee, I'm interested now. :D

That's what I SAID! Darren tried to wheedle out of it by saying he meant only short for men, but still. Grr. Or possibly we're midgets, but if so, then lovely, you are a credit to midget kind. :)

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

You didn't read Anna's account of the Con very carefully, did you? *g*

Darren tried to wheedle out of it by saying he meant only short for men, but still.

Okay, that's not even short for MEN, okay? That's fucking AVERAGE. I don't wanna hear it. PAH. It's the overgrown, 6'4 people that are the problem! *g* Just kidding...I love tall people. I want to be one. But dammit, 5'7 is never ever short, unless you're an aspiring basketball player. And then, bite me.

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Oh my god I'd totally forgotten that! Hee! Love!

Dude, Darren should totally talk to my icon. Heh. Seriously. (And I don't particularly want to be reaaaally tall, just tall enough to be a bit intimidating and not. freakin'. short. Dammit.)

By the way, I just got mocked for wearing the sparkly arm-band you gave me, heh, so I hope you appreciate it. :D

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

I have a SERIOUS Alexander the Great complex. Except for the part where he had way more ambition than me. :P

And...EXACTLY! Just tall enough to NOT BE THIS DAMN SHORT! Makes sense, right?

And I totally, totally appreciate your courage in wearing it. And love you even more for it. MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!