Ahahahah I so need better jokes, clearly. But I do love my crap jokes. (Like - Jesus finds a group of people about to kill some poor woman. He goes up to them and goes "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"... and a stone promptly hits the woman on the head. Then Jesus goes "Honestly - mother, that's not fair!" Hee.) Oh, and I also love that you repeated the Doctor Who knock-knock joke, cause bwahah, I remember being told that in primary school and laughing like a drain. (Do drains laugh? where did that come from? Hmm.)

As for dusting, hells yes. Darren (Tom's heterosexual life partner :D) agrees. Cause he's short too, although not that short. (He's 5'7.)